Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mondo Slight]

@Edward Teach, look what you did. Lmao

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

...He was almost silent on those days, even on Feb. 15 when Coomalot crashed his car. It's almost as if Nick needs more productive ways to spend his time.

Last I checked dinner even with the kids doesn't take more than 30-45 minutes. Source: growing up with normal parents.

God, I think this emotional mood-swing bender pity-posting is even worse than the coke streams...he's a total boyderline, the worst mental illness outside of schizophrenia imaginable.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick has total disregard of his 'children' and the embarrassment they face and will face the rest of their lives from his behavior. It's child-abuse. They have no comeback to 'your mom's a whore' and 'your dad's a deadbeat' jokes. Congratulations.

"Your daddy likes to do cum play with other dudes" is an own a child can never recover from.
Forever bullied. Future school shooter material.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"Your daddy likes to do cum play with other dudes" is an own a child can never recover from.
Forever bullied. Future school shooter material.

"I fucked your mom" when they get into HS with no comeback.

Fuck this drug-addled skeletal bastard in his gay tank top whining about his feelings.

 

[fo rk]

Look at that house and tell me they don't have access to the Petrofac money.

Nick is a lying sack of shit.


Wow. Willmar has a multi-story building.

But do they have a McDonalds? You are not in civilization in America until you have one of those.

I can confirm, Willmar does in fact have a McDonald's, albeit a really shitty one. That whole area is a godforsaken shit hole, I despise anytime I have to go there for work, the only upside is I may catch rekieta pimping himself out on the corner and get to have a chuckle

 

[Fapcop]

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No fucking way hahaha
What is with the Rekietas! Even Granny Balldo is getting into the "lifestyle"!

Wait… What in the fuck?!

Is this a fake pic?!

I mean sure… You want to be a gross coomer grannie banging other boomers like a complete fucking degenerate? It’s (unfortunately!) not against the law.

BUT WHO THE F WOULD PUT THEIR DISGUSTING SEX SWING ON THEIR HOUSE LISTING?!?

“Here’s the guest room… The Kitchen, recently remodeled! Here’s mah sex dungeon! The cuckchair is bolted to the floor.”

Can you imagine Nick and his parents swapping swinger stories? Past midnight, sipping on some whiskey and Nick gets to compare Jamaican cock stories with Bob and Celeste?!”

Goddamn man!

 

[Oxyjen]

Nah it was a shitpost. That was my reaction too though.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is this a fake pic?!

Yes, it's fake, Bob and Celeste probably do all their swinging off-site at Hedonism 5.

If you haven't heard of Hedonism 5, you probably don't even have an Amex black card.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nah it was a shitpost. That was my reaction too though.

The sheer loathing you feel towards this this fag is justifiable.

That being said, I apologize for fags as this whiny bitch is an insult towards their sexual proclivity. It would only enrich the collective intelligence of mankind if Nick kills himself.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Not to Balldoguard, but I feel like the activity of this thread will die off within a few months if Nick keeps up this highly boring trend of pointless angst towards his exboyfriend. It's lost its charm for me (and I feel, a lot of others).

No streams, no content, no friends, no money, one drugged child and one dissatisfied wife. His fate will be mundane ignominy of your everyday divorced dad who earned the contempt of his kids, and everyone (locally) knows why.

When Aaron says Nick has no real friends, I believe it.

I look in every once in awhile hoping like this

 

[Burt Macklin]

Not to Balldoguard, but I feel like the activity of this thread will die off within a few months if Nick keeps up this highly boring trend of pointless angst towards his exboyfriend. It's lost its charm for me (and I feel, a lot of others).

No streams, no content, no friends, no money, one drugged child and one dissatisfied wife. His fate will be mundane ignominy of your everyday divorced dad who earned the contempt of his kids, and everyone (locally) knows why.

When Aaron says Nick has no real friends, I believe it.

I look in every once in awhile hoping like this

His boring trend and pointless angst died off for me. I'll check in once a week just to see if he's killed himself yet.

 

[northstar747]

Wait… What in the fuck?!

Is this a fake pic?!

I mean sure… You want to be a gross coomer grannie banging other boomers like a complete fucking degenerate? It’s (unfortunately!) not against the law.

BUT WHO THE F WOULD PUT THEIR DISGUSTING SEX SWING ON THEIR HOUSE LISTING?!?

“Here’s the guest room… The Kitchen, recently remodeled! Here’s mah sex dungeon! The cuckchair is bolted to the floor.”

Can you imagine Nick and his parents swapping swinger stories? Past midnight, sipping on some whiskey and Nick gets to compare Jamaican cock stories with Bob and Celeste?!”

Goddamn man!

It's a real listing but not nicks parents. What sells it is the bathing chair for disabled people in the bathroom.

 

[Captain Manning]

That being said, I apologize for fags as this whiny bitch is an insult towards their sexual proclivity. It would only enrich the collective intelligence of mankind if Nick kills himself.

I agree. I liked gays better when they were obvious and flamboyant, but stopped short of being overly gross and sexual.

You know, like Richard Simmons or Liberace.

I'd like to believe even most gays here reading this thread would be like "Holy shit, Nick is an absolute FAGGOT!"

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I don't get why Nick won't stream on his own channel, but will stream on coom's and discount Vito's. Is it like another form of cucking\findoming? people are superchating to shit on Nick, and he's not getting the money for it. If he doesn't want to stream, then why is he streaming?

 

[Schpoots]

I realized today that the only reason Nick was able to keep up his insane stream output is because he was always flying on drugs. This was probally obvious to everyone else but I only just now thought of it. So I don't think he can ever go back to normal in regards to video output regardless of what changes in the future. (Unless he does drugs again I guess lol.)

 

[Vibralldo]

I don't get why Nick won't stream on his own channel, but will stream on coom's and discount Vito's. Is it like another form of cucking\findoming? people are superchating to shit on Nick, and he's not getting the money for it. If he doesn't want to stream, then why is he streaming?

Nick doesn't know how to stream sober, it probably helps a lot to have another person to bounce ideas off of.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I realized today that the only reason Nick was able to keep up his insane stream output is because he was always flying on drugs. This was probally obvious to everyone else but I only just now thought of it. So I don't think he can ever go back to normal in regards to video output regardless of what changes in the future. (Unless he does drugs again I guess lol.)

And by being at the head of the Lawtube trend to cover current court coverage with live commentary.
Now that there are more competent, interesting and less personally repulsive creators around he will never get the audience back.
And nobody with any credibility will be on his panel again.

 

[Strix454]

Look at that house and tell me they don't have access to the Petrofac money.

The two boats in front of the house are also worth taking note of. In particular the large boat which is nearly as long as the house lot is wide.

 

[dustnight]

Celeste appears to be selling her home in FL. Photo 19 confirms.


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1004-Montclair-Rd-Cocoa-FL-32922/43412494_zpid/

JAAAA

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

You know, like Richard Simmons

On the original Who's Line is it Anyway?  Richard was well known for pushing the envelope.