Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[parsnip]

How is he going to cope with Melton and his idiot fans making fun of him in person when he can't handle it online?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

How is he going to cope with Melton and his idiot fans making fun of him in person when he can't handle it online?

He'll go home and be sad.

 

[Captain Manning]

How is he going to cope with Melton and his idiot fans making fun of him in person when he can't handle it online?

Remember, daddy Juju will be there to protect him.

 

[dustnight]

Father of the year, right there.

He wants to look cool so bad but he just looks like an absolute FAG

 

[Chazzed Up]

That's fake news, but you're forgiven for believing it. PPP put it on blast, and Meme Copium continues to say it. By the time her birthday rolled around 16 days later she'd tested positive and was placed with her grandparents.

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What was Nick doing the day before her actual birthday? Coping on Instagram.View attachment 7067284
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He continued to cope in the comments through June 10th as evidenced in this post. Then he took a drive sporting his new haircut, went live (illegal, btw), and revved his Mustang a few times.
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Father of the year, right there.

I swear there was something that happened on her actual birthday though. Was it a hearing maybe? I just remember reading some update at that time and someone throwing in that it was also his daughter's birthday...

 

[Super Hot Dog]

I've been watching quietly and must say his obsession with Aaron is one of the gayest things I've ever seen. Imagine going to someone's birthday and immediately making it about yourself and your obsession over your gay ex-lover's dick.

Still no streams, no locals gift, and no self awareness. Relapse is in the near future, no doubt in my mind.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I checked out Spokeo (admittedly my first time OSINT attempt, call me a fag if I'm wrong), Celeste Rekieta appears to have never resided at 1004 Montclair Rd, Cocoa, FL 32922.

I welcome being disproved if I'm wrong, because it's hilarious (if true)

 

[Shig O'nella]

If I were a probation officer I wouldn't let him go even if I didn't know who Juju and the fatass were. Cokehead alcoholic wanting to go to Vegas should raise more red flags than a fucking Victory Day parade through Red Square all on it's own.

His probation officer has probably met him. It's gotta be tempting for the guy to make Nick someone elses (hi Warden!) problem no matter how dedicated he is most times.

 

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I can only hope Nick's parents are smart enough to send trust fund stipends directly to their grandchildren's bank accounts as they grow older so Narcotics Nick can't piss it away on his latest "pretending to be Dick Masterson" manic episode.

I can't think of anything funnier than Mr. Herrera becoming a respected and loving father as Rekietcuck continues to spiral.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

I miss the old coked-out Nick a lot, at least then he relegated his overall fagginess to hot tub parties and sucking dick in the background, now its just incessant divorced wine mom posting and virtue signaling and I REALLY wish he would just shut the fuck up. Go start putting Aaron's forked tongue up your asshole again and go away.

 

[Vibralldo]

His probation officer has probably met him. It's gotta be tempting for the guy to make Nick someone elses (hi Warden!) problem no matter how dedicated he is most times.

Nick torpedos his entire life to be like Juju, until one day Juju says "yeah, I can't have you over anymore, it's too dangerous for my daughter" to Nick like Juju did to Ralph

 

[Super Hot Dog]

I miss the old coked-out Nick a lot, at least then he relegated his overall fagginess to hot tub parties and sucking dick in the background, now its just incessant divorced wine mom posting and virtue signaling and I REALLY wish he would just shut the fuck up. Go start putting Aaron's forked tongue up your asshole again and go away.

His voice got 10x worse after the galaxy gas and made him so grating that I can barely deal with commentary channels running brief clips of him. At least when he was drugged up he had energy.

He's scared to stream and has no incentive to, really. He has nothing to talk about and just loops back to his stupid life, evil Aaron, and how everything is someone else's fault.

 

[Major]

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No fucking way hahaha
What is with the Rekietas! Even Granny Balldo is getting into the "lifestyle"!

Tis as I predicted

I can feel my brain expanding...

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If I were a probation officer I wouldn't let him go even if I didn't know who Juju and the fatass were. Cokehead alcoholic wanting to go to Vegas should raise more red flags than a fucking Victory Day parade through Red Square all on it's own.

If I was he probation officer I’d let him go because I know he’d end up in prison for violating parole and wouldn’t be my problem anymore

 

[Flora Fox]

Imagine going to someone's birthday and immediately making it about yourself

Kurtcel made NR's bday stream about himself.

 

[Vibralldo]

Even if Nick's never funny again, we can take solace in the fact he's torpedoed his own career, reputation, and life and is now completely mentally broken.

He's trapped in a marriage with a woman he hates, all his sycophants have left, he can't get intoxicated and stream, he's the laughing stock of the Internet, and all he can do is seethe about Aaron's penis.

Shoulda pulled up.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Even if Nick's never funny again, we can take solace in the fact he's torpedoed his own career, reputation, and life and is now completely mentally broken.

He's trapped in a marriage with a woman he hates, all his sycophants have left, he can't get intoxicated and stream, he's the laughing stock of the Internet, and all he can do is seethe about Aaron's penis.

Shoulda pulled up.

It's incredible that final game state has Chrischan with a waifu traveling the world, and Nick the former millionaire in ruins with no friends, kids who probably hate him, a wife who definitely hates him, and huffing gas to get through the day.

 

[Melty Butter]

Celeste appears to be selling her home in FL. Photo 19 confirms.


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1004-Montclair-Rd-Cocoa-FL-32922/43412494_zpid/

Nah, stalker child, this is their residence in St. Pete's.

Speaking of stalking.

1) For funsies, I looked up the new Popeyes in Willmar that Nick has recently said he's frequenting. Lest you find those blue skies to be optimistic, here's the site it was built upon. (Damn, the pics of that town always look fairly bleak.)



2) On the matter of Nick's Hackamania attendance, his daughters (all three) do indeed have a dance recital on May 10th (Sat.) - he mentioned that. (Didn't he also say at one point that he might try to stay in Vegas through Saturday?)

Anyway, he hopes to be in Las Vegas for these critical Hackamania events on Friday:



The problem is that the rehearsal for said recital is on that Friday. Why does this matter? It's a huge dance program (many kids). There are only two teachers. Parents are requested to attend to help mind the madness. It will be telling if Kayla is in Vegas through Friday.

3) On the matter of 'what does Nick do all day?' Nick's been busy on some Saturdays (one hopes), specifically Feb. 1, Feb. 15, and March 1. His kid has been doing very well in his extracurricular of choice.

This involves Nick traveling to Glenwood, Marshall, and Sauk Rapids, MN for day competitions. Assuming Nick is attending these competitions with his kid, I scrolled through Twitter and the thread to see how much trouble he got into on those dates.

Lo! While March 1 is a little sketchy...



...He was almost silent on those days, even on Feb. 15 when Coomalot crashed his car. It's almost as if Nick needs more productive ways to spend his time.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nah, stalker child, this is their residence in St. Pete's.

Look at that house and tell me they don't have access to the Petrofac money.

Nick is a lying sack of shit.

1) For funsies, I looked up the new Popeyes in Willmar that Nick has recently said he's frequenting. Lest you find those blue skies to be optimistic, here's the site it was built upon. (Damn, the pics of that town always look fairly bleak.)

Wow. Willmar has a multi-story building.

But do they have a McDonalds? You are not in civilization in America until you have one of those.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Even if Nick's never funny again, we can take solace in the fact he's torpedoed his own career, reputation, and life and is now completely mentally broken.

He's trapped in a marriage with a woman he hates, all his sycophants have left, he can't get intoxicated and stream, he's the laughing stock of the Internet, and all he can do is seethe about Aaron's penis.

Shoulda pulled up.

Watched Meme's video for updates (been some time I gave a shit). It really does get worse.

Melton avoids having him on, and now chat pays the pedo to kick Nick off? Never thought to see it. Nick can't comprehend no one caring anymore about 'muh story bro.' He loves the sound of his own voice.

Nick talking about weird hand-holding sex stories and Aaron's 'misshaped penis'? His child-like response, giggling about it like he 'owned Aaron' was sad, pathetic.

Nick has total disregard of his 'children' and the embarrassment they face and will face the rest of their lives from his behavior. It's child-abuse. They have no comeback to 'your mom's a whore' and 'your dad's a deadbeat' jokes. Congratulations.

Nick fooled the internet he was smart, mature, and intelligent. He is intelligent all right, conning his way to the top, on the brains of other lawyers, which does take special skills.

Now that we know the man behind the curtain, now that no one cares, now that people want him to just go away including his own family: Nick, there's still time to kill yourself. Better to burn out than fade away. Nick fading away is the most pathetic story the internet will ever witness.

But do they have a McDonalds? You are not in civilization in America until you have one of those.

You're not in civilization until you have a gas station/Subway or gas station/KFC.