Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Kiwi Farms lives rent free forever (Archive).
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Ignoring the nonsensical and inaccurate list for the moment, we've got demands for damages of "30,000 USD per AI generation" involving their "work".

Edit: Thread tax.
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Reasons I Dislike Alex

  • Fat
  • Overweight
  • Eats too much food
  • Doesn't exercise
  • Has a stupid face
  • Ugly
  • Gross facial hair
  • Pedophile moustache
  • Likes anime
  • Watches anime
  • Reads anime books
  • Went to Japan for anime
  • Masturbates to anime
  • Masturbates to anime of children
  • Masturbates to anime of children with no arms
  • Draws children with no arms and masturbates to them
  • Bad at drawing
  • Bad at music
  • Bad at reading
  • Bad at writing
  • Bad at learning 50 languages
  • Crybaby
  • Fat crybaby
  • Jobless
  • Retarded
  • Flunked out of community college
  • Beat up by Mexican drug dealer
  • Ear infections
  • Cries about ear infections
  • Not funny
  • Raped by a clown
  • Disgraced the noble Hogendorp name
  • Obese
 
He answered the question from this post
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I think KiwiFarms should apologize to me for Bullying and stealing my works. Proud enemy of the farms.
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why did they bully you?

My opinions didn't reflect the MAGA cult of the farms and because of that, decided to frame me as something horrific.
 
Kiwi Farms lives rent free forever (Archive).
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Ignoring the nonsensical and inaccurate list for the moment, we've got demands for damages of "30,000 USD per AI generation" involving their "work".

Edit: Thread tax.
>racism and transphobia

I wonder if this is some kind of shitpost, or if he is really that hypocritical given his post history. Like he posted about hating trannies before, and searching his profile for the word "nigger" has 8 pages.
 
Hey Alex, stick to playing piano, it's actually not half bad, and you could probably make a small name for yourself if you just posted vids like this covering songs.
Just don't use your drawings. Second thought, break your pencils.

That's actually not Alex lol; he's just the one filming. Alex doesn't strike me as the type of guy to dedicate actual time and effort into learning a skill.
 
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Didn't he get a thread because he was posting limbless lolis and for being a schizophrenic maniac? Why is he trying to blame this on politics?
Alex fails to recognize this is entirely his own fault. It must be something wrong with the Kiwifarms. Alex masturbating to amputee child porn can't be the issue. Donald Trump and artificial intelligence must be the real culprit.
 
I love how he accuses the site of being "pro Elon Musk" as if there isn't a massive lolcow thread on Elon. :story:
He knows this. Someone made a comment back in the back in the Hall of Shame thread saying that a lot of the userbase of KF is fairly liberal, and that's when the first loop of "This is my fault > KF suck ass" started again, and he was being really apologetic for calling KF a far-right website.
That doesn't fit his current narrative anymore though, KF has to be an evil tranny killing website making fun of him simply because he's a poor little tranny. It removes all blame from his own actions of using KF for 4 years, ignoring KF user's warnings for 17 hours straight, his autistic freak outs over people he doesn't even know.
 
Alex is buying Pokemon Cards now.

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Recently got myself into the card collecting craze again after 15 years.​

Here's what I purchased. Costed me over 200 dollars.

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Artfulduty
Is that USD? I'm sorry you paid a scalper.​

BetterSkatez
Actually. It was in mexican pesos. 2800 pesos.​

tonyfoto8
Do yourself and everyone else a favor, and never pay over retail. Don’t buy from scalpers.​
BetterSkatez
Thank you.​
BetterSkatez
Actually I miscalculated. It was 138 USD.​

He's also been commenting a bunch: Page / Archive
 
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