Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't understand why Alex hates AI so much yet he makes "electronic music". He doesn't play synthesizers or do any actual programming, he just cuts and pastes loops and samples. He's not playing any instruments, he's plugging in commands to a computer and it's spitting something out. The computer does all the work. He's using a rudimentary form of AI to make his music. He's so fucking retarded.

Also, "costed" is not a word. Learn English first before the 50 other languages, retard.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Well, any bets of Alex buying the Gardevoir doll soon?

Probably to old and not amputated enough for him.

 

[bear hammer]

Alex is buying Pokemon Cards now.

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Recently got myself into the card collecting craze again after 15 years.​

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Here's what I purchased. Costed me over 200 dollars.

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Artfulduty​

Is that USD? I'm sorry you paid a scalper.​

BetterSkatez​

Actually. It was in mexican pesos. 2800 pesos.​

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tonyfoto8​

Do yourself and everyone else a favor, and never pay over retail. Don’t buy from scalpers.​

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BetterSkatez​

Thank you.​

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BetterSkatez​

Actually I miscalculated. It was 138 USD.​

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Honestly, if getting this kind of hobby will stop him from gooning to kids with no arms and seething about The farms, I don't see anything wrong with it. But Alex does seem to have a pattern of impulsive spending on sudden new interests. Given his history of sudden interests and spending a lot of money on it (like dropping hundreds on FL Studio just to make that kind of music), it’s not surprising. Also the fact that he first claimed $200, then backtracked to $138, just adds to his pattern of oversharing.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Honestly, if getting this kind of hobby will stop him from gooning to kids with no arms

Pokemon and "not gooning to kids" do not work well together, it's only a matter of time before we see Misty driving a blue Dodge Magnum armless.

 

[PaperRoads]

Honestly, if getting this kind of hobby will stop him from gooning to kids with no arms and seething about The farms, I don't see anything wrong with it.

I have bad news for you.

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How everyone joined in on Bullying me after I got exposed hurts a lot. I wish them a fate worse than Hisashi Ouichi.

I was well respected before, now I truly realize the demons they are. I will never forgive, I will never forget. I will #DropKiwiFarms

There is no "redemption path". Only the pain and suffering of those who harassed me.

I will leave Sheldon and his friends alone. But KiwiFarms, I will not spare.

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I thank The Cunting Death, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, From The Uncanny Valley, Trombonista, Doctor of Autism and the other people who did not join in on my exploitation.

MC Automatic Rifle Thug is also forgiven. I will only forgive Axiom if he gets himself banned from KiwiFarms.

Catgirls are love will only be forgive if she gets herself banned from KiwiFarms. And if she does not want to live with Emily Nicole Cassidy for a year. She must destroy an AI Generation Plant. If Glowie doesn't want to live in the PRC, he must destroy an AI Generation Plant.

Also. If Sperg Spectating doesn't want to dox his house. He must go on the Stephen Colbert show denouncing Donald Trump. Works if it's Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, James Corden, etc.

Also, Suburban Bastard if her refuses to say I'm the best. He must go to Airdrie, go to the Wild Card Shack, do a spicy challenge and then eat the Valhalla Wing. Or taste a drop of The Source Hot Sauce.

And Sparkletor 2.0 must sing "Into The Night" by "Benny Mardones".

And IKOL must listen to me speak Russian for 24 hours.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

The closest thing we'll get to a "live dismemberment" from Alex - at least until he finally goes way past crazy

Frog Disection Science Experiment at his 10th Grade School.​

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Pokemon and "not gooning to kids" do not work well together, it's only a matter of time before we see Misty driving a blue Dodge Magnum armless.

I wonder if Alex is ever gonna review-bomb a game because of Suhail

 

[PaperRoads]

Alright Alex, I don't mind you making all these DeviantArt posts, but can you make more videos? That's where you shine the most!

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Jimmy Kimmels anti Trump jokes aged like fine wine.

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@Axiom. (I think he has a crush on you)

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Axiom. If you wanna redeem yourself. Get yourself banned from KiwiFarms like I did.

You have the easiest objective out of everyone else. Just get yourself banned from KiwiFarms, even if it's a temporary one.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Catgirls are love will only be forgive if she gets herself banned from KiwiFarms. And if she does not want to live with Emily Nicole Cassidy for a year. She must destroy an AI Generation Plant.

The fuck is an "AI Generation Plant"?

Spoiler: Thread Tax

Remember; no spoilers.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

And Sparkletor 2.0 must sing "Into The Night" by "Benny Mardones".

I was going to do that anyways. Stay tuned.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

I thank The Cunting Death, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, From The Uncanny Valley, Trombonista, Doctor of Autism and the other people who did not join in on my exploitation.

MC Automatic Rifle Thug is also forgiven. I will only forgive Axiom if he gets himself banned from KiwiFarms.

Catgirls are love will only be forgive if she gets herself banned from KiwiFarms. And if she does not want to live with Emily Nicole Cassidy for a year. She must destroy an AI Generation Plant. If Glowie doesn't want to live in the PRC, he must destroy an AI Generation Plant.

Also. If Sperg Spectating doesn't want to dox his house. He must go on the Stephen Colbert show denouncing Donald Trump. Works if it's Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, James Corden, etc.

Also, Suburban Bastard if her refuses to say I'm the best. He must go to Airdrie, go to the Wild Card Shack, do a spicy challenge and then eat the Valhalla Wing. Or taste a drop of The Source Hot Sauce.

And Sparkletor 2.0 must sing "Into The Night" by "Benny Mardones".

And IKOL must listen to me speak Russian for 24 hours.

@CallmeCicada and @Travis Touchdown (REAL) aren't in it, which sucks because their "punishment games" would probably be the most entertaining of these all.

 

[Axiom.]

I think he has a crush on you

>easiest objective out of anyone else.

I'm flattered but no, also he's a pedophile, .

 

[PaperRoads]

Usually, I don't archive his reddit comments (I prefer to archive his overview page), but this one caught my eye.

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This is so incredibly sad ​

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BetterSkatez​

Felt it a lot on KiwiFarms. Terrible website it was.​

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He basically answered one of my questions indirectly. Now we know how important Kiwi Farms is to him, and that he also doesn't mean any of the stuff he says about this website. He would gladly drop everything he said about us if we welcomed him back here. (If that wasn't obvious already.)

 

[PsychoNerd]

He basically answered one of my questions indirectly. Now we know how important Kiwi Farms is to him, and that he also doesn't mean any of the stuff he says about this website. He would gladly drop everything he said about us if we welcomed him back here. (If that wasn't obvious already.)

Normally, I could somewhat sympathize with his scenario when he puts it like that. On the other hand, though...it's very hard to do that when he seems to be under the belief that nothing he does would fall under the scrutiny of anybody, including this website, which is known for targeting people like him, and that he chose to make an account on.

 

[bear hammer]

Found a wikipedia account that might be related to Alex, could be worth adding to the account list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/KermisVoyager1997

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Jimmy Kimmels anti Trump jokes aged like fine wine.

Jimmy Kimmel hasn't told a joke in at least the last decade.

There is no "redemption path". Only the pain and suffering of those who harassed me.

I will leave Sheldon and his friends alone. But KiwiFarms, I will not spare.

My man, you were a member of this site, and in fact you were a member longer than several of the people in this thread, myself included.

 

[PsychoNerd]

Found a wikipedia account that might be related to Alex, could be worth adding to the account list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:contributions/KermisVoyager1997

The "checkuserblock-account" template on Wikipedia is used specifically to indicate that the account was a sockpuppet. So that means that even Wikipedia couldn't handle his shit, and he has been socking since then.

E: I found out his initial Wikipedia. It goes under the name "BittersweetFools". (Wiki Contributions)

 

[bear hammer]

Spoiler: More links to suspected accounts by Alex

https://xboxgamertag.com/search/Betterskatez

https://rumble.com/user/BetterSkatez

https://torrentgalaxy.to/profile/Betterskatez (could be a false postive)

https://github.com/Betterskatez

https://www.last.fm/user/Betterskatez

https://www.nitrotype.com/racer/Betterskatez

https://www.scribd.com/user/742709037/betterskatez

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Found a wikipedia account that might be related to Alex, could be worth adding to the account list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:contributions/KermisVoyager1997

https://archive.md/BtREL

When clicking on his name on the wiki page it says this


Is BittersweetFools mentioned in the accounts? I didn't see a youtube account for it on a quick search. (also a bit late but I'm keeping it)

I know the OP isn't done @Schizoid Wife but adding the names next to the YouTube accounts would be helpful in the future.

 

[PaperRoads]

Last Post for now, take care everyone!

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KiwiFarms needs to stop harassing mariotehplumber.

Ok, admittedly the scalping Rosalina amiibo's was going a bit too far. Not really a good way to protest the bullshit of modern Nintendo. Scalpers ruin the pokemon hobby too. Better to learn patience than shill for scalpers.

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Bought myself some Pokémon Cards for the first time in 15 years, got some in English and in Spanish because language doesn't matter to me. Went for the prismatic evolutions. Also, don't buy cards from scalpers, let them suffer.

I had to make sure the ones we gifted are in English though. But I keep the ones in Spanish anyways. I wanted to join in on my friends and relatives.