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[Free the Pedos]

That's the most autistic thing I've ever heard in my life

This is something little kid autists do. Make of that what you will.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

A 5'10" female can easily be 120-125lbs. That would still be larger than a runway model or even high-fashion editorial model, and probably have more muscle mass than an average weight woman.

Women who are pushing six feet but only weigh 120 pounds look like skeletons.

Nigga tried to look like Spike from Buffy, ended up looking like Annie Lenox

More like fat Draco Malfoy.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Nigga tried to look like Spike from Buffy, ended up looking like Annie Lenox

How fucking dare you do Annie Lennox dirty like that.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

And taking the shoes off to take your pants off. Ive never met someone who takes their clothes off to shit, and i hope i never do, cause it sounds insanely fat and retarded.

I sometimes do, as a treat. I’m not fat but being naked is luxurious.

 

[Vampirella]

I sometimes do, as a treat. I’m not fat but being naked is luxurious.

>I sometimes do, as a treat.
>As a treat.

What?

 

[AMHOLIO]

>I sometimes do, as a treat.
>As a treat.

What?

Finally, something retarded AND funny that doesn't lead to a political slapfight.

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

Artist's impression:

(a wee dash of spergings)

Let's not forget that while Bunny was created through a catastrophic misunderstanding of Professor Utonium's daughter-making process, she's still more woman than any troon will ever be.

If she hadn't blown up on her first day of life, someday she would have BAW. Troons? WNBAW.

 

[Howslans]

I even played with Barbies once when me and my kid brother were staying with relatives.

Ma’am, your surgeon is waiting.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This is what happens when you pander to trannies. The trans cult will see you as their slave and slaves are expected to follow the cult's ideology or face severe consequences. They have to chose their words very carefully and can only use cult approved language.

I'd say the days of that Spa are numbered.

I think they’ve played a blinder. There is no argument the troons can make that can’t be turned against them. They still get to go to women’s-only nights, just not all of them. What can they say? Trauma is invalid? They want to spend an evening with TERFs?

The only arguments that can’t be counteracted are the ones that out them as misogynistic creeps, i.e. “natal women’s opinions don’t matter” or “I’m there for naked women.”

The kids are gonna be alright: a boy tries to delude another boy, but it doesn't go as planned. I think it's actually really weird for a kid to be thinking in terms of "must reproduce", so God knows these two probably both come from a batshit crazy family, but still amusing. We really should make it standard to just call transition a dumb idea to their faces.

I don’t believe for a second that this was written by a kid. If it’s a teen over 13, it’s been a long time since he was that age.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

That's the most autistic thing I've ever heard in my life. Can anyone shed any light on why people feel the need to do this? It can't be for hygiene reasons, because (especially in public lavatories) they'd presumably be placing their clothes on the piss-soaked floor while they have a shit. That's fucking revolting.

There is no functional reason to do that. I can't see a person being compelled to strip naked to have a shit for any reason other than pure, animalistic retardation.

Knew a woman who couldn't shit without smoking. She was in the hospital for unrelated reasons, was constipated, locked herself in the bathroom to smoke. Chaos ensued when she set off smoke detectors.

Some people are just fucking weird.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Yeah but Troons and poons are the kinds of freaks who probably climb up and watch strangers over the cubicle walls.

You forgot the filming part.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Hmm. Any Mormons here?
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Reddit -- Archive

This guy undoubtedly lives in a Mormon majority area, so what he's really saying here is that everyone he has ever known is ditching him and the only people willing to interact with him anymore are the fellow psychopaths and pedophiles in the numerous ABDL and "littles" subreddits he posts in. His post history is great, what a fucking mess.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

just wanted to peeray

now where have I heard that before

 

[cypocryphy]

Whoops!
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Tranny night will be nothing but trannies lol. Is there even a slight chance then that they'll realize real women don't want them around?

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Some people are just fucking weird.

Pavlovian conditioning is weird. It's a good thing for her that smoking indoors isn't permitted in most places anymore.

We can talk human exceptionalism and free will all we want, but we're still just trained dogs when it comes to our behavior sometimes.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Going to collage, this one is.

Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: Long rant.

So, I'm applying to collages now (yeah, I know I should've done it earlier) and I have everything filled out except gender & chosen name. I currently have it set to my gender is set to the same as my AGAB, (as well as obviously my sex, that is a separate field). For pronouns I have checked all "he/him, she/her & they/them" because I currently am fine with any. Now what I don't know if I should switch the gender to be female, and should put my chosen name in. I'm not currently out to anyone, most importantly my parents about being trans. It also probably is good to note that for gender it is a checkbox so I can select multiple, nonbinary is there, and I can add another gender if I want.

I'm mostly scared of my parents seeing my gender as female on any legal documents they might have to look through. I would doubt that they would do anything harmful to me if they found out, but they have heavily inferred that they don't like LGBTQ+ people in the past. I mostly just ideally want to come out to them, not being outed by them finding out in another way.

Additionally for my name, I have no clue if I'll still like my chosen name for the entirety of collage, and I would have to assume that it would put my chosen names on stuff given to the professors. I could just tell them about what happened, "oh yeah that was a chosen name I used for a bit, you can call me ___ though" but like that's just a haste to do with everyone.

I'm also not 100% sure that I'm trans (I keep going back and forth between being an egg and making the groundbreaking realization that I'm trans) so I'm also just thinking "well what if it turns out you're genderfluid but still identify as male, or you're actually still agender and you've been overthinking things for the past half a year. or you're a cis person who is just really confused" so I'm trying to fight all those thoughts. The genderfluid one may be half true, and the agender one might be true (doubt) but the third one and most other ones are just really stupid.

But after all that, I still do want to put down female and put my chosen name. I feel like it could be incredibly good for me.

I'm sure if I want to I could get it changed at an later date, but that's just going to be a hassle. I do feel like I should probably come out to some people before applying, but I've been saying I need to come out to people for months now and submitting the application can't really wait. I have a group of friends where, one is Trans, one is Bi, and the final one is an ally (or maybe aroace, but that's just from me making guesses off things they've said) but I still can't get myself to come out to them. I'm sure they would all be supportive, but like I just can't get myself to do it.

Also, the main collage I want and am applying to dose have a lot of resources online about LGBTQ+ and seem generally supportive of LGBTQ+ people. I also plan to dorm with some people of which (at least I think) are allies so I don't have to worry about that.

I don't know what I'm even asking at this point, this is kinda just a rant about my situation of which I'm confused on what to do. Thanks for reading though.

TLDR: transfem overthinks what gender to put on her collage applications and whether think they'll still like their chosen name when the collage semester in fall.

Spelled that way all the way through.
Key quotes:

I'm mostly scared of my parents seeing my gender as female on any legal documents they might have to look through. I would doubt that they would do anything harmful to me if they found out, but they have heavily inferred that they don't like LGBTQ+ people in the past. I mostly just ideally want to come out to them, not being outed by them finding out in another way.

Additionally for my name, I have no clue if I'll still like my chosen name for the entirety of collage, and I would have to assume that it would put my chosen names on stuff given to the professors. I could just tell them about what happened, "oh yeah that was a chosen name I used for a bit, you can call me ___ though" but like that's just a haste to do with everyone.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Tranny night will be nothing but trannies lol. Is there even a slight chance then that they'll realize real women don't want them around?

They know. It’s why they’re so keen to suppress anything that differentiates them from natal women.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Whoops!
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The problem with this answer is troons dunk on it with “Well, I got my dick inverted, how will you be able to tell the difference?”
To which EYE say:

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Procrastinhater]

Going to collage, this one is.

I didn't know Arts and Crafts got so competitive, you have to apply now?

With spelling like that I hope this tard is ready for rejection.

The problem with this answer is troons dunk on it with “Well, I got my dick inverted, how will you be able to tell the difference?”
To which EYE say:

Spoiler: NSFW

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The new Shelobs Lair movie looks like it would disappoint Tolkien even more than Rings of Power...

 

[Hassou Tobi]

I think they’ve played a blinder. There is no argument the troons can make that can’t be turned against them. They still get to go to women’s-only nights, just not all of them. What can they say? Trauma is invalid? They want to spend an evening with TERFs?

The only arguments that can’t be counteracted are the ones that out them as misogynistic creeps, i.e. “natal women’s opinions don’t matter” or “I’m there for naked women.”

They’ll say “a man with a phallus raped you! Not a woman! Equating me with that is trans misogyny 101! Trans women are disproportionately the victims of rape and other forms of violence yet cis women discriminate against us endlessly!” (Literally I’ve read troons pretty much say these things word for word.)

Obviously it is very rapey and stupid but when has that ever stopped a troon?

(Good thing is that a lot of former handmaidens say that reading these kinds of extreme arguments is what finally got them to start questioning things.)

in conclusion: TTD