StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

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You don't understand she FEELS differently this week, so reality shifted itself to make the reality of the matter consistent with her FEELINGS. She FELT he was bad before, so he was. She no longer FEELS that way, so he no longer is.

She is the living personification of why the Shania Twain lyric "if I change my mind, a million times, I better hear you say, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like it that way" is pure and unadulterated lunacy.

She self-diagnosed her own issue correctly by noting that she literally bases her pursuits on her feelings of the day. You'd think after this much god damned damage, she'd finally realize how stupid this is, but her masochism appears to be endless. Rather than seeing her feelings as incredibly fluid and truth as constant, she reverses the order and the results are what you see.
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I dont get the constantly flip flopping on both pussy hound idiot Dark Lord Tarl of the Warwickshire and Dylan the Delinquent Defecator - but this is probably normal for BPD chicks. What a rollercoaster just reading this shit. Imagine what its like in real life. And Dark Lord Tarl was pining for her in poetry and apology texts. She is the one with powers. I think maybe BPD chicks get a gift of being a black magic woman or some shit. Do BPD chicks get that MPDG energy (manic pixie dream girl)... Ugh.

Tarl's message to Sam after the no contact order.

The Dark Lord Tarl of Warwick on Chasanna of Rutlandberg has proclaimed:​
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At great hazard i send you one last reponse to the message you left in the room. I am not cheating and wont. I didnt mean to hit you with the phone. I will never find someone as great as you. I have commanded mom to let you stay at (Castle/Trailer Warwick) if in need and yes you may reside at ????. My lawyer will push for the charge to be dropped and i hope to return soon. This is all my fault and i will stay off alcohol for life. I saw alcohol yesterday and felt only disgust for it and myself. I humiliated my family, hazarded my work, and worst of all now you arent beside me. I beg forgiveness and will become the man i need to be. I doubt you ever want me again but if theres even a one in a million chance, ill go the distance. You can reply but i dare not say anything further except i love you, be safe, and i will abide by the protection order. I will​
never deserve someone as perfect as you and will feel guilt for this forever.​
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The Dark Lord Tarl has spoken. ​

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The fact is, I get on my high horse and talk down on Samantha as if I am 100% better than her in every regard, but there are two things that I have to admit I share in common with her.

1) My back and forth on my own nicotine battle is not unlike her back and forth with her feelings on Tarl. I only marginally have the high ground on her because I don't ask others to cosign and validate that "putting a cigarette in my mouth isn't so bad, it connects me to a million fond memories of my youth." I tell myself that all the time, and often fall for my own bullshit, but I don't try to get others to say "yeah, you light that fucking cigarette and to hell what anyone else thinks." I don't want a cheering squad every time I want to commisserate, equivocate or rationalize. At least I keep that internal bullshit to myself. But I'm not *fundamentally* different from Lay in this regard.

2) Much like Lay is like a magic human 8 ball where it is as if every day is a shake of the ball that is unrelated to the answers of the previous day, I do similarly with my approach to her. Sometimes I am incredibly scathing, sometimes I give her sincere advice and sometimes I do both simultaneously, despite the fact that the fundamental situation doesn't change. My feelings too are malleable. Some days I have patience and mercy, some days I don't. My behavior in regards to her lacks consistency based on feelings, but the thing is that "you need to stop deluding yourself about being some innocent victim" and "here is how you can do better going forward" are not mutually exclusive claims. The days that I call her a moron, I'm not contradicting myself on the days I tell her that she could do better with just a few small changes. The days I give her sincere advice, I don't forget what a moron she's been, I simply choose to set that aside so that she can prove me wrong and do better. My tone is all over the place, but not in a way where the message contradicts. Again, while I can still differentiate my behaviors from hers, it isn't *that* different. She just has to categorize *what* remains true without regard to how she feels. Most days she's like a magic 8 ball with highly variable and inconsistent answers.
 
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Its cool to live interact with a lolcow side character
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It's fascinating, for sure. She comes here with the unspoken expectation of backpats despite the fact that this is the WORST possible environment to pursue that goal and she keeps coming back for more. She wants her hand held and to be counseled through her issues, but chooses one of the lowest empathy communities on the internet to pursue that. She waxes poetic about a bittersweet closing of a chapter in her life ("Oh dear Tarl, how I lament how things ended between us") to people who congregate specifically under the banner of disliking that same person. At the end of the day, it is all a praise/effort calculation on her part where she periodically feigns some sort of breakthrough, only to restart the same shit the next day. It is fascinating watching this human fish. Once when I was young, I kept catching and releasing this sunfish that was guarding a nest in the shallows. I was curious how many times it would take for the fish to learn. I gave up after 20 or 30 attempts of the fish falling for the same trick over and over again. I was literally 8 or 9 and did not understand the animal cruelty implications at that time. Watching Samantha is like trying to see if you can get the sunfish to change its patterns, but she is JUST as fucking hopeless as that fish I spoke of. Slamming her is just as unsporting as catching that fish off the dock guarding the nest. Better to throw your line in the deep water and go for a walleye, but live and learn and all that.

I really don't WANT to believe that a human can be just as bound to patterns as that aforementioned fish, but Laylithe suggests otherwise.
 
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Rick Nekieta said:
I see that you have 4 posts total, all in this forum, all with a consistent message. I have but a single question (or two). Since you appear to sincerely want to help Samantha/Laylithe and are within 2 degrees of her IRL, I find it curious that you choose to address her publicly, where any alog can interject and add commentary, as opposed through the site's direct messaging feature. Anything you have to say to her and anything she'd have to say to you is subjected to peanut gallery commentary, whether you desire it or not. Your posts appear to be intended to reach her directly and I can't help but think that direct messaging would serve your objective better. Don't get me wrong, everyone here, myself included, are here to see dirty laundry aired openly, but call it mercy on my end, but I do feel obliged to inform you of other options to avoid that outcome. Mind your surroundings and all that. That said, were you aware that you could direct message here and are you familiar with the culture of these boards? If so, your choice is a curious one.
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Thank you. No I had no clue about the DM feature. I’ve followed this thread for quite a while, and decided recently to create a user name. I love the humor of this site, so I absolutely had to join. But I definitely welcome peanut gallery commentary, as I’m sure many users on here could add some reply to make me laugh. I have no goal necessarily with Laylithe other than to give suggestions based on the comments I’ve seen from her, and having them be public let’s everyone know my intent, and that I’m not trying to “smash” Laylithe by any means lmao. DM’s are a little creepy, especially unsolicited ones, so I wouldn’t have chosen that route anyway. Just trying to not kick someone too hard when they’re down. I mean you gotta admit, it takes a lot of balls for her to even be on here.
 
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How do you square with this with the superlative claims that he was abusive and endangered the children by not flushing the toilet ever? You went on a pretty epic rant about how horrible he was a couple months back and now this. Holy fuck, how do you live with no sense of constancy or stability? Holy fucking shit.
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Have any of you actually lived in the real world or do you all live by binary codes with 0 and 1? How often is the real world constant and stable? Never. Why the fuck would you ask ANY REAL WOMAN to be constant and stable in a world that is unpredictable as fuck? Stay on your toes, people! Men are meant to guide us through the physical world with stable provision, women guide spiritually through creativity.

People change. People make mistakes. People have bad days and make poor decisions. Yes, my husband was a grown man child. He also chose every decision he did which has forced him to grow up and he took on that challenge like a bull, and it is admirable even if it was difficult for us. People can have faults and still be deserving of love, and clearly I am a female. I have emotions, and I let them run my mouth. I say foul things when I am being slighted, it doesn't mean they're less true it just means they're more emotionally charged than they will be later on in life. It makes for some great laughs. That's what life is about, right? Having fun, learning. Today is Sunday. Go praise the Sun or something and stop worrying about the drama. We can tune back in it on Monday.


Also, I was 15 playing around on 4chan as a CHILD this place is just a playground for me. 😉 I'm not looking for backpats or hand-holding, I know exactly what I'm doing here.
 
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Laylithe said:
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He just tried reaching out this morning and I vomited, shit myself, and cried. (Not really I told him to fuck off and called him a slut)
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Come on Sam! Do it for your kiwibros! We need more e-drama. Think of all the good times, not his philandering. Give Lord Warwick another chance.
 
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Laylithe said:
Have any of you actually lived in the real world or do you all live by binary codes with 0 and 1? How often is the real world constant and stable? Never. Why the fuck would you ask ANY REAL WOMAN to be constant and stable in a world that is unpredictable as fuck? Stay on your toes, people! Men are meant to guide us through the physical world with stable provision, women guide spiritually through creativity.

People change. People make mistakes. People have bad days and make poor decisions. Yes, my husband was a grown man child. He also chose every decision he did which has forced him to grow up and he took on that challenge like a bull, and it is admirable even if it was difficult for us. People can have faults and still be deserving of love, and clearly I am a female. I have emotions, and I let them run my mouth. I say foul things when I am being slighted, it doesn't mean they're less true it just means they're more emotionally charged than they will be later on in life. It makes for some great laughs. That's what life is about, right? Having fun, learning. Today is Sunday. Go praise the Sun or something and stop worrying about the drama. We can tune back in it on Monday.


Also, I was 15 playing around on 4chan as a CHILD this place is just a playground for me. 😉 I'm not looking for backpats or hand-holding, I know exactly what I'm doing here.
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Imagine getting a lecture on maturity and widening one's perspective from a woman who, literally just yesterday, said "boo hoo, paperwork is hard." Sam, you in fact, do not know what you are doing here or out there. If you had an inkling of sense, you wouldn't have been within a country mile of Tarl ever. Your bit about men are meant for stability, women for creativity, even if you take that statement for the absolute it is, women should know the basics of stability and men should know the basics of creativity. There's a difference between not knowing all the nuances of the conditions of what lead to stability and provision and behaving as if tomorrow will never come and actively offending anyone who would possible provide that for you. It's one thing when the man tends towards realism, pragmatism, conservative risk taking and whatever else you'd put under "grounded" and the woman tends towards idealism, romaticism, flights of whimsy and whatever else you'd put under "creativity" and it is another thing to be divorced from reality entirely.

You honestly think some Prince Charming should sweep you off your feet and provide for you AND your three children. You are the one who doesn't live in the real world. If you even vaguely want a man who is stable (this is coming from someone who IS ATTRACTED TO FUCKING TARL WARWICK OF ALL PEOPLE), you at least have to stabilize and ground yourself SOMEWHAT. Or don't. Keep doing what you've done and keep staying where you are. Your call.
 
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Laylithe said:
He just tried reaching out this morning and I vomited, shit myself, and cried. (Not really I told him to fuck off and called him a slut)
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How did Dark Lord Tarl of Schloss Warwick on Chasanna in Rutlandberg reach out? Text? You should post it here so it can be analyzed.
 
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How did Dark Lord Tarl of Schloss Warwick on Chasanna in Rutlandberg reach out? Text? You should post it here so it can be analyzed.
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He's been low-key threatening her with photos of a Temu morngingstar arranged on his spotted, linty lap. He thanks Stolas that his enemies are retarded, and in recent days, the LAY has been acting as retarded as a cat trying to cover its turd on linoleum. We can see for ourselves that she's all tactics and no strategy. Like jelly flopping off a nail in the wall. Like cow piss falling on a flat rock. The girl can't see five minutes into the future. She's all, "Well, poop-ee-doo! I'm just a silly girl, now spank me, Daddy!"

Meanwhile, looking into the future with my Superdupersnooperscope, I see her three grown children not wanting to speak her name.
 
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
He's been low-key threatening her with photos of a Temu morngingstar arranged on his spotted, linty lap. He thanks Stolas that his enemies are retarded, and in recent days, the LAY has been acting as retarded as a cat trying to cover its turd on linoleum. We can see for ourselves that she's all tactics and no strategy. Like jelly flopping off a nail in the wall. Like cow piss falling on a flat rock. The girl can't see five minutes into the future. She's all, "Well, poop-ee-doo! I'm just a silly girl, now spank me, Daddy!"

Meanwhile, looking into the future with my Superdupersnooperscope, I see her three grown children not wanting to speak her name.
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No shit, her "why bother thinking about the future because it isn't here yet" (direct quote, very slightly paraphrased) is fucking infuriating as hell. At least TRY to say something smart. Even if your smartest self isn't that impressive, it's loads better than just huffing your own farts while you shamelessly spew the most vacuous nonsense that it is possible to spew.
 
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If she thinks that groping video is going to strengthen her case in NOLA,, she is delusional. That case weakened the moment she went back to NOLA is January with daddy Warick. She isn't here for a pat on the back. She loves to dramatize a situation when her people don't give her want she wants. siblings, step sibling, step parents, friends, boyfriends, husbands , mommies dragging their name through the dirt. Just join any social media site she belongs to...it's all in writing and right now Tarl face planted into another pussy and she can't stand it cause the funding ended her sweet living arrangement, now she has to find another source. When her children start to have voice she will smear them into the mud. she isn't capable of loving. another being. maybe you can blame it on her childhood trauma, but in reality she just likes using that as an excuse for her shitty behavior. Im just waiting for the case to end so Tarl can do a stream on really what is was like having her in his life. Smart guy not discussing anything where as "Lay" lets the world know her issues, financially, mentally and physically.

@SkinFlute you're a local any deets on how she acted when she was married or if she still is because there is no record of a divorce. Seems she had some beef with childhood friends in the past. Doesn't seem like she keeps friends for long??? Maybe Jules or yeet 🤫 have insight?
 
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