Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[California King]

Anyone who's been on this site longer than a week has already seen worse. A child could troll more successfully, and not be called out as immediately. Someone's just butthurt their oscar-caliber lying didn't achieve the results they were sure they'd receive.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Apparently caveman trooned out?!

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

Hopefully the end game is to troon out.

I know everyone says he won't do it but I really hope he does because it would be funny.

Under the progressive religion, trooning out would absolve Chibi of all his past sins (eg his falling out with his close friend), live life under a new identity unburdened by what has been and he will be welcomed by the rest of the leftist cult. So that's one incentive for trooning out.

So why hasn't he trooned out? My guess is
1) his humiliation fetish (eg the infamous GDQ incident, the open fly/buttcrack on Japanese television etc)
2) he enjoys playing the victim and whipping himself in public for pity points (eg I regret what I have done, I must do better, please support me).
3) He is a red-blooded 100% heterosexual male and he's only interested in cosplay pussy. He only gives lip-service to his claims of being bisexual. Libshit women, even if they support the troon ideology, are disgusted by fem-presenting troons as romantic interests. Trooned out Chibi would destroy any chances he has of getting girls and he would have to resort to other troons (but as I said, he's not interested in fags).
4) He's just fucking lazy and doesn't want to put in the effort of chopping his dick off and dilating and taking HRT and all that troon shit

 

[winterfag]

Hang on there was actually one photo that he sent me, i downloaded it and sent it to a friend and found it after digging through our dm

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I bet you've never even seen goatse

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

Hang on there was actually one photo that he sent me, i downloaded it and sent it to a friend and found it after digging through our dm

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Your name Aurora sounds like a name that a man-to-female transgender would name himself.

Also, Aurora Skyes sounds like a porn star name.

 

[BrainSand63]

I don’t think there is a Chibi endgame. I think the Chibi cycle will continue with little deviation until he slowly fades away from a public Internet presence somewhere in his late 40s, and the whole world just forgets about him.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Apparently caveman trooned out?!

Really? Caveman trooned out? I guess that only means Chibi is next. I would never have thought it but you can't argue with what some guy said.

Under the progressive religion, trooning out would absolve Chibi of all his past sins (eg his falling out with his close friend), live life under a new identity unburdened by what has been and he will be welcomed by the rest of the leftist cult. So that's one incentive for trooning out.

So why hasn't he trooned out? My guess is
1) his humiliation fetish (eg the infamous GDQ incident, the open fly/buttcrack on Japanese television etc)
2) he enjoys playing the victim and whipping himself in public for pity points (eg I regret what I have done, I must do better, please support me).
3) He is a red-blooded 100% heterosexual male and he's only interested in cosplay pussy. He only gives lip-service to his claims of being bisexual. Libshit women, even if they support the troon ideology, are disgusted by fem-presenting troons as romantic interests. Trooned out Chibi would destroy any chances he has of getting girls and he would have to resort to other troons (but as I said, he's not interested in fags).
4) He's just fucking lazy and doesn't want to put in the effort of chopping his dick off and dilating and taking HRT and all that troon shit

He'd never troon out. At best he'd say he's non-binary or something and go on about how bisexual he is but Chibi is just so repulsive that nobody wants him. He joined a polycule and they kicked him out. When people like that think you're too much of a spaz then it's obvious that there's something really wrong with you.

 

[hfuenms83]

He's not gonna troon out, he's gonna come out as nonbinary, so he can get attention without having to do anything.

This one is a likely route. He already pretended to have body dysmorphia (by his own accounts) and did he put they/thems in his bios too?

 

[Oliver Onions]

So why hasn't he trooned out? My guess is

I agree with @BrainSand63 he hasn't trooned out because he's comfortable in his cycle of mediocrity. He's been doing basically the same thing for 20 years, why change now?

Being realistic I wouldn't expect any more major happenings from Chibi: he's going to come and go on the Internet, re-branding every couple of cycles, until he eventually dies or gives up and logs off for good.

 

[Whaler]

Hang on there was actually one photo that he sent me, i downloaded it and sent it to a friend and found it after digging through our dm

Cheebs is going to break into your house tonight and bite a hole in that soft skull of yours to infect you with the Chibivirus.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Under the progressive religion, trooning out would absolve Chibi of all his past sins (eg his falling out with his close friend), live life under a new identity unburdened by what has been and he will be welcomed by the rest of the leftist cult. So that's one incentive for trooning out.

So why hasn't he trooned out? My guess is
1) his humiliation fetish (eg the infamous GDQ incident, the open fly/buttcrack on Japanese television etc)
2) he enjoys playing the victim and whipping himself in public for pity points (eg I regret what I have done, I must do better, please support me).
3) He is a red-blooded 100% heterosexual male and he's only interested in cosplay pussy. He only gives lip-service to his claims of being bisexual. Libshit women, even if they support the troon ideology, are disgusted by fem-presenting troons as romantic interests. Trooned out Chibi would destroy any chances he has of getting girls and he would have to resort to other troons (but as I said, he's not interested in fags).
4) He's just fucking lazy and doesn't want to put in the effort of chopping his dick off and dilating and taking HRT and all that troon shit

It's 3 and 4 combined. This is a dude with absolutely no commitment to anything he attempts for clout.
How many times has he decided on a definitive career path only to drop it for something else? He's tried voice acting, let's playing, singing, speedrunning, PC building, and fuck knows what else. He already blatantly frauds being bisexual and puts the most bare minimal effort into it possible, he's not gonna start wearing dresses, changing his name, gender reassigning and a shit tonne else. The closest he will ever get to going trans is living his life exactly the same way he's always done, except he has "they/them or he/him" as his pronouns on social media (which I'm pretty sure he's done at least once before). He's certainly not gonna have his dick removed when it hasn't seen a pussy in well over a decade.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Hang on there was actually one photo that he sent me, i downloaded it and sent it to a friend and found it after digging through our dm

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Alright I laughed. Didn't expect the balloon knot.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Just imagine outrunning a cow in autism.

On the actual topic of the thread, maybe we should ask Null to turn Chibiworth into an emoji

 

[Oliver Onions]

On the actual topic of the thread, maybe we should ask Null to turn Chibiworth into an emoji

I think we'd have to hold a vote if Null was willing to entertain it, because there are a lot of iconic Chibis that I feel are equally worthy of the emoji treatment.

 

[Tism the Return II]

Chibi Bowser or the gunted Kingdom Hearts chibi are just as good for emojis IMO.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Chibi gacha game, make it happen. I need a 5 star Chibi Bowser.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

I think we'd have to hold a vote if Null was willing to entertain it, because there are a lot of iconic Chibis that I feel are equally worthy of the emoji treatment.

I nominate this one. Used for thumbs upping something inappropriate.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I nominate this one. Used for thumbs upping something inappropriate.

That was one of the first that came to mind for me, but I'm also a big fan of his Roxas Nobody phase. The blank stare combined with the stupid wig really speaks to me:

Spoiler: Original Template

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

I for one like the amzing de-eyebrowed Smugbi

 

[Shipping Steel]

The face Chibi makes when he's about to devour Takoyaki in Glorious Nippon.