Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - Wannabe Lolcow-tuber edgelord zoomer grifter, "Her Prostate," Poster boy of using threads and not crediting sources, Chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, Pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, Supports cheating, rejected by Kiwi Farms

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I would say more but i just found it and don't know much yet.

Oh. It's that kind of an account

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(It came up when i searched this user. It was a response to something)
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I haven't archived URLs because ghostarchive and archive.ph keep fucking up. And i haven't looked if there are already archives of this account just yet.
 
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I would say more but i just found it and don't know much yet.

Oh. It's that kind of an account

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I haven't archived URLs because ghostarchive and archive.ph keep fucking up. And i haven't looked if there are already archives of this account just yet.

I have a theory that Ashton is only capable of going on and on about how fat and gay someone is, and criticizing how much substances someone has to rely on, because he can't help projecting his own self hatred onto whomever he talks about as a coping mechanism. May as well call it the Pot & Kettle Casino, especially with how often PPP does his gay WWE promo/pastor voice to make himself seem righteous about something that he's also guilty of.
You're reading too much into it. PPP has also screamed "HE'S BALD" when referring to RTU, so I guess going by your logic, he's also projecting that he hates... not being bald?
 
Fair enough, i just mentioned it because he said he's not really into trap music. I'll take the L here for overanalizing.
Mario Judah did that song few years ago that was like "I miss the rage" it became a meme Twomad was spamming it to that girl too and Tom was meming it too as it was funny. The artist, Mario Judah, went MIA after and him coming back was a big thing for the souncloud rap community. The retweet is likely due to the fact that Mario Judah, The singer beind "I miss the rage", has returned.
 
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Tom appeared on a Horseshoe Theory Podcast to explain why he quit streaming.

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Another collab with Brandon Buckingham
 
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Just found that clip where Tom takes off his shirt after Salvo brought Kai incident to light:
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Another clip where Salvo talks about the cheating that happened around vidcon
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How much of this dude's tweets are just him Ironyposting about being a cringe gay zoomer. It's one of those situations where someone keeps saying the same shit "ironically" that you have to assume that they are in fact thinking about that kind of thing as often as they let on. This shit always happens where some dumb fucker posts like this, and when something actually happens people look back at the tweets and wonder why they weren't taken seriously. Come the fuck on people.
 
How has the cathedral not deplatformed Tom yet he has said the no no word before and is even ban evading on twitter but somehow still operates freely.
 
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What I'm getting out of this is that he doesn't make his videos out of any kind of artistic merit, and purely does it for profit. Definitely makes the way he posts make a lot more sense, considering he both makes the documentary style 'slop' that he leeches from KF for, but also the short form drama videos that he leeches off xitter for.

The thing that really gets me is that he has the same soulless mindset of someone like Mr Beast, but pretends to still be subversive and edgy, you can definitely see it in his shorter videos, for some reason he puts his beady eyes on the screen instead of game play, at least it makes me feel better about how I look.
 
How has the cathedral not deplatformed Tom yet he has said the no no word before and is even ban evading on twitter but somehow still operates freely.
He's probably just too inoffensive for anyone to care.

His personality isn't very central to anything he makes, his content mostly toes the line, he doesn't seem to have any radical opinions, as far as I know he doesn't get into much drama that would create friction; he makes his videos and sometimes makes safe-edgy jokes on social media, otherwise he seems to maintain a healthy distance from the internet. Like some kind of sane person.

I've seen people hate on Tom in the YT Commentary Community thread, and idk how, because I struggle to feel that much about him at all. He just seems like a standard relatively well meaning gen Z dude on the internet.

Yes his videos are pretty paint by numbers, but there are tons of way worse, more worthless and soulless content on YT. A lot of other figures online would be a lot better off if they could maintain a similar relationship to the internet and what they put on it.
 
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