Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[An automatic clown]

Oh fuck my ass, this pig man has me laughing first thing in the morning.
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Lets now consult the police report on what actually went down


And ofcourse, we can see in the days after the incident he did not mention any such badass beatdowns of black children, almost like he did not want to call attention to the fact that Tyrone, Ro'Dan, and Lil NaSneed ran a forcible fuck train on him outside Chubby's Cheesesteaks and stole his phone as an afterthought

It's funny he goes from "Never been to that restaurant stalker" to "yes I beat that spade but he shouldn't have attacked me"

Inconsistent, incontinent little pig boy

 

[smug comporon]

Lets now consult the police report on what actually went down


And ofcourse, we can see in the days after the incident he did not mention any such badass beatdowns of black children, almost like he did not want to call attention to the fact that Tyrone, Ro'Dan, and Lil NaSneed ran a forcible fuck train on him outside Chubby's Cheesesteaks and stole his phone as an afterthought

I prefer to think they capitalized TOMLINSON every time to emphasize how fat he is.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

He eats cheesesteaks and Spam and shit.

Being a Spam eater makes sense. A fat-filled piece of pig, with extra salt? Well, they say you are what you eat...

 

[NaggotFigger]

Little piggy Ricky Jenny is still very toxic, ragepigging, and definitely not seething in uncontrollable amount of salty and greasy tears about #PayQuasi.

Ymunkoke ribs, child.
Feed Nana.
Enjoy ribs in the cages of all cages, stlaker children.
You.
Will.

And Fat Prick is still fat.

 

[Red Frida]

Another big oinkument with Queen Leslie over on Bluesky.

So to be clear according to Pat:
PCJ's adopted boy he abandoned within months to be with Ade is PCJ's adopted son.
PCJ's adopted girl that he raised with Ade until he died is not PCJ's adopted daughter.
Make this make sense.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

Make this make sense.

Your mind is simply too tiny for such adult concepts, little baby stalker child. I would advise you to try again and comprehend them after you have achieved a lofy 1.2 GPS, but the future you chose is a cage. Enjoy prison, which is nothing if not a cage containing a collection of smaller cages.

 

[grey area]

I greatly enjoy Pat receiving criticism from his industry peers. Just put it out there that he is hopelessly lost and should be avoided, but a formal statement signed by the heavyweights of his niche castigating him would crush what little joy inhabits this man. I know, I know. It's a big rainbow. His penchant for being utterly humiliated is just too amusing and deserved. He's so irrelevant now that any display of disapproval is not worth the energy. Pat may stand out from his brethren through sheer stubbornness and impulsivity, but he's so unremarkable he'll soon be forgotten in time. This thread is the one true testament to his loathsome existence.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I've been reading about Russell Greer's "muh holy ground" brothel rant and I had the thought it sounds like something I could see Patrick do one day, maybe minus the actual videos. He'd instead impotently rant on Xitter and Bluesky threads and then post screenshots of those to his Instagram.

I just wonder what it would be about. Maybe if his favorite cruising sauna got demolished?

 

[Red Frida]

I just wonder what it would be about. Maybe if his favorite cruising sauna got demolished?

The glory hole Tommy Tomlinson sucked off rodeo clowns at to pay for Patrick's horse milk.

 

[grey area]

I heard on the down-low that Tommy "Two Suck" Tomlinson was the inspiration behind Dallas Buyers Club.

 

[Meriasek]

He tells the truth. Quasi never paid a penny.
But he got paid quite a few.

I wonder if Porky ever explains his Technicality Tomlinson there. It was Quasi's lawyers that got paid? Some middle man who channeled the money through to them?

 

[Judge Holden]

Fatrick pointedly does not deny keeping preteen Haitians chained up under his property. Also "bantiring" enters the Pigtionary.


Oh yeah and the non-troll xitter user he is oinking at he only encountered less than a day ago, and yet is already referencing deep pig lore with the black children in the basement quip, unless this was a MAGA edgetard tier "demonRATs trafficked haitan babies from epstein island to harvest adrenochrome in their pizza basements" quip that accidentally aligned and synchronised perfectly with fatrick's negerwurst mythos


EDIT: Really Pig Man? You of all porcines gonna say someone else "simply can't keep anything inside. He has no filter or moderation left. He just says whatever floats to the top of his mind"?

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

unless this was a MAGA edgetard tier "demonRATs trafficked haitan babies from epstein island to harvest adrenochrome in their pizza basements"

It's like poetry. It rhymes.

You made me giggle thinking about the reason Pat is so die hard Dem is because he's in too deep. He's supplied negerwurst for years for the Clintons and Epstein and he has to sell it off as a joke or else the secret is out and his goose is cooked.

 

[Judge Holden]

Yeah, imagine being so hatefully cruel and uncaring towards ones own daughter....

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Yeah, imagine being so hatefully cruel and uncaring towards ones own daughter....
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Now I know good and damn well the man who told another man, “Your dad doesn’t have a penis, which is why he only had daughters,” the ffwbt who also abandoned his own daughter isn’t positioning himself as a woman’s champion lol

 

[Piggle Rick]

I’ve fallen behind on following this tard, so apologies in advance, but who TF is “Nathan” that he keeps tweeting about?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I’ve fallen behind on following this tard, so apologies in advance, but who TF is “Nathan” that he keeps tweeting about?

Torswats, Allan fillion I think is his name. No idea where Nathan comes from though

 

[AprilRains]

Torswats, Allan fillion I think is his name. No idea where Nathan comes from though

Nathan Fillion is an actor. The nickname in this context is used in jest.

 

[Pig Cannon]

Little piggy Ricky Jenny is still very toxic, ragepigging, and definitely not seething in uncontrollable amount of salty and greasy tears about #PayQuasi.

classic Pat. only tells the truth by mistake

 

[MilkThePig]

You know it's very easy to say nasty things about Patrick considering the way he is but I feel he's provided so much entertainment over the years that it's only right we say something nice about him for once. I will start...He's a very well rounded human being.

Please feel free to add your own compliments for Mama Raven's specialist boy.