Paris Hilton never literally whored. She's old money. She got high and slutted it up, sure, but she's never had to work as a prostitute the way Lindsay or Britney did after their groomers threw them away. Her surgery is also much better quality.
The Sun newspaper allegedly did this years earlier with Welsh singer Charlotte Church, counting down the days to her 16th birthday.
The Sun posted the "look at them tiddies" picture next to an angry outrage article about Chris Morris' pedo hunt.
Penis reductions aren't real! A surgeon told me that.
If you're still thinking about broads from your teens when you're fucking thirty you need to grow the hell up. This is not some "manchildren" bullshit screed its about learning to move on. Its insane how many men wax nostalgic about women who didn't even know they existed, and I'm not talking just famous women but any women.
So were her fans, some probably younger than her. This is not 'Leon the professional' which was an R-rated movie with an underage Portman, HP was a movie for little kids based on a book for little kids and Emma's character wasn't playing the same jailbait part Portman was. Never saw a genX slobbering over Emma, it was all millennials like her, zoomers think she's too old because she's literally a decade older than most of them.
JFC I didn't mean she did escort work but around the mid to late 00's those three would go around fucking anything and flashing the paparazzi's, it was the meme of the times.
Meanwhile flat chicks:
In high school when we women talked about boobs we also talked about trading boobs, i.e. you can have my big boobs and I can have smaller boobs or you can have part of my boobs so it evens out. There's nothing wrong with either or, as long as it isn't causing you health problems or too goddamn much unwanted attention.
Ah yes, the mixer. Just like with testicles they hang differently. It's normal. There's also nothing wrong with small breasted women, they're lovely people as well.
And she looks like this now
what the fuck is going in with her cheek and jaw bones? everything juts out at strange angles, she looks fucking awful.
Looks to be an unholy combo of buccal fat removal + fillers, which is kinda like cutting your pet's tail off and replacing it with a furry butt plug.
Unrelated to the plastic surgery, but her tanned skin and warm toned hair/makeup look awful. I know they moved her away from the blonde hair and red lipstick because it's Taylor Swift's signature look. Maybe pick a new color palette that compliments her natural skin and eyes?
That’s too bad, I thought her bleached dyke baiting look really suited her and I typically really don’t care for pixie cuts on women. I thought it was sufficiently different from Taylor. I think she’s actually the only post Halle Berry celeb who I have liked a pixie on. She’d probably look weird as fuck with it with how much she’s fucked with her face though unfortunately.
More like bad make up for the cameras.
