DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Hectic Heckler]

Even in a simple 3-minute announcement video he manages to mention behind da scenez "stuff" (twice) that one no one is allowed to know about.

Gotta coax the velcro wallets into pity donating. It's what successful begness men do!

 

[DerpyPunch]

Doody is to detractors what DSP is to livestreamers.

oh, worst of the worst.

-he deliberately states lies about dsp for clickbait
-he's at least 47 years old and brags about making a living off of dsp drama
-he'll interview anyone, including that psychopath who wanted to kill StrangelyLex on behalf of DSP, and is a clout chasing parasite
-he thinks he's the "leader" of the detractors like Fred Fuchs did

wait hes pushing 50 and doing this? Shouldn't he be looking into a retirement home or something?

 

[dent_whisperer]

I'm out of the loop as to why people here hate Doody, anyone minding giving me a quick summary?

Doody is such a colossal faggot that the DSPDiscussion sub, before it got banned, on reddit hated him more then he is hated here.

 

[Comma]

EDIT: literally 2 minutes into the current pre-steam, and he mentions the behind da scenez stuff. Dude can't stop talking about something people aren't supposed to know about.

EDIT2: 25 minutes later, mentions it again. Now devoting a whole segment to it, claiming he needs a chill stream today because of stuff behind da scenez.

EDIT3: mentions it AGAIN. That's three times within 40 minutes.

EDIT4: only a couple of minutes later, mentions it again. Four times within 45 minutes.

EDIT5: And again. Five times in 55 minutes.

EDIT6: Aaaaaand again. Six times in 57 minutes.

I'll probably make a supercut of this guilt-tripping, attention-whoring, teenage girl-like behavior.

 

[DerpyPunch]

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Its a new week, why are you talking about something that happened last week?

Holy shit that kinda mental gymnastics.

It happened last week dood, its old news now, like that excuses you from the fact it happened.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Gotta coax the velcro wallets into pity donating. It's what successful begness men do!

He's not about to change being the shitbag he is. lol

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He wants him to post in the comments precisely so he can ban them behind the scenes and he can spout that last sentence nonsense.

 

[Balr0g]

Btw this looks like a dying channel to me

Below 400k views again

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Good question. I still have deep personal questions about why I still read this subforum.

There’s lots of retards and lonely idiots on this planet. People will gravitate towards other like minded individuals.

What does that mean about this site? I don't feel so good Kiwisisters...


By the way, new Kick sub exploit just dropped courtesy of Dr. Lexus who overdrafted his PayPal account while "supporting". If you drop a 50 bomb and have it fail go through, it'll still pop up and everything but people won't actually receive them.
It seems harder to pull off than the Argentian membrships, but you don't have to give Phil any money that way. I still don't recommend it though.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

EDIT: literally 2 minutes into the current pre-steam, and he mentions behind da scenez stuff, AGAIN. Dude can't stop talking about something people aren't supposed to know about.

EDIT2: 25 minutes later, mentions it again. Now devoting a whole segment to it, claiming he needs a chill stream today because of stuff behind da scenez.

I feel like he usually pulls this trail of breadcrumbs bullshit when he's trying to warm up to a reemergency begathon. Somehow his tACKses came outta nowheres yet again and he's getting nervous guise. But since the narrative has recently switched to I'm only joking when I beg my khammunity is in on it for the lols we may finally get the health crisis fundraiser alotta peepul have been anticipating for a while now. We don't need to know the gory details and should respect his privacy dood but just trust him and pay up all the same sounds good?

 

[neger psykolog]

Take this with a huge grain of salt because I haven't seen the video in question and I'm just going off of the other posts here, but from what I understand, the issue is that the person who made the video is acting like Phil is scamming Nigerians and then insulting them for only donating a small amount. The video is trying to claim this is wrong because a tiny amount of money to Nigerians is a huge amount of money to us, so Phil is coming off as entitled.

The issue is, we know the money isn't coming from actual Nigerians or Argentinians or whatever, it's troll donations to purposefully pick a tiny currency to fill up Phil's gift sub slots to make it harder for him to make money. It's pointless and unnecessary moralfagging when there's plenty of legitimate things to get upset with Phil with. It'd be like if someone made a video saying Phil hates retards and tried to use him banning Derich as an example of that without understanding the actual reason Derich was banned and the bigger issue is that Phil *didn't* ban Derich for years, even knowing his reputation.

There's some fat nigerian kid sitting in a nigerian internet cafe crying next to khet right now. Try to have some empathy.

I agree that the video's take is disingenuous because everyone knows black people don't watch DSP but it is totally funny and worthwhile for the video to literally take what DSP is doing completely out of khantext - because you and everyone here knows that if the video wasn't disingenuous and focused on some "legitimate thing" about DSP that DSP would just say it is taken out of khantext or lies or some other bullshit deflection tactic.

It is objectively the funniest outcome when bigger khantent creators than Phil take his shit totally out of khantext and make it look like he's literally shit talking some poor starving nigerian child who just stole his mom's credit card and spent their life savings on a stupid fucking YouTube sub for DSP and now their family is going to starve and die because DSP is evil.

It's even funnier that people will unironically watch duckman's video and think this because they don't know enough and don't read 2,000 new pages of DSP KF khantent every day or watch 30,000 hours of pahdcahsts about DSP every month.

So for anyone who comes across this thread wondering "wait, did he seriously say that to a nigerian child?" yes. He did. You should also look up Derish the poor retarded kid that DSP bullied and banned from his chat for telling DSP about his fried rice and plum juice too many times.

And don't forget something: DSP knows poor starving nigerian kids are watching his streams and he deliberately goes and orders a bunch of food to eat in front of them while they're starving to death.

(btw I'm watching Blood Diamond right now and I'm pretty sure the little nigerian kid just got his arm chopped off by a big black african warlord. DSP is terrible!)

Real footage from DSP's prestream of him chopping off the arms of a starving nigerian child:

(you won't find the above clip on his YouTube channel because he always stops recording when he is begging or decapitating african childen - he does this a lot btw)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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EDIT: literally 2 minutes into the current pre-steam, and he mentions the behind da scenez stuff. Dude can't stop talking about something people aren't supposed to know about.

EDIT2: 25 minutes later, mentions it again. Now devoting a whole segment to it, claiming he needs a chill stream today because of stuff behind da scenez.

EDIT3: mentions it AGAIN. That's three times within 40 minutes.

EDIT4: only a couple of minutes later, mentions it again. Four times within 45 minutes.

This fucking retard is trying so hard for a pity party but refuses to see how he's essentially begging people to ask about "behind da scenes" stuff when he repeatedly says that we shouldn't ask about it. And of course, when it all blows up in his face and he reveals too much, he'll blame DA TROLLS.

PatheticSydePhil again.

 

[neger psykolog]

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EDIT: literally 2 minutes into the current pre-steam, and he mentions the behind da scenez stuff. Dude can't stop talking about something people aren't supposed to know about.

EDIT2: 25 minutes later, mentions it again. Now devoting a whole segment to it, claiming he needs a chill stream today because of stuff behind da scenez.

EDIT3: mentions it AGAIN. That's three times within 40 minutes.

EDIT4: only a couple of minutes later, mentions it again. Four times within 45 minutes.

EDIT5: And again. Five times in 55 minutes.

EDIT6: Aaaaaand again. Six times in 57 minutes.

I'll probably make a supercut of this guilt-tripping, attentions-whoring teenage girl-like behavior.

I just read all of this and saw that your message was written more than an hour ago (KF shows the time of the message once an hour is up). I tuned in and he's still doing his fucking pre-stream.

Has anyone got a Bluray rip of the Lord of the Rings trilogy so I can watch it while he blabbers on about nothing.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

All the money this faggot makes and he drinks 99 bananas. He really is a 16 year old girl stuck in a melting candle of a man’s body.

His taste in food, alcohol, drama and speech patterns. All extremely effeminate.

Lesbian Lex is more of a man than Piggy at this point.

 

[neger psykolog]

Lesbian Lex is more of a man than Piggy at this point.

Well she is a dyke. No offense to lesbians but I've seen some of them and they're more manly than the sweaty wrestler JPEGs that DSP jacks off to each night.

 

[Comma]

I just read all of this and saw that your message was written more than an hour ago (KF shows the time of the message once an hour is up). I tuned in and he's still doing his fucking pre-stream.

Nowadays, gameplay doesn't start until around 1:30 PM, even though his schedule says 12:45 PM. So it's him yapping, stalling, begging, ranting and going on breaks for literally 2 hours, and regularly even longer.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Lesbian Lex is more of a man than Piggy at this point.

Guess I’m a fag then

 

[FormerPro]

Hi guys just so know Phil might have lost at Street Fighter and Marvel but he's checked and his input delay setting was at THREE! while the people beating him have that setting at ONE! There's literally no way he should have even been able to finish combos with the level of input delay he was playing on (the default setting the game ships with). The good news is that this setting will also allow him to beat button mashers like EvilAJ because now he will be able to react.

Oh and his monitor was set to 4K instead of 1080 so it was likely upscaling the game and adding even more input delay because he has been so STRESSED about the ongoing issues behind the scenes that he will not talk about.

 

[neger psykolog]

Nowadays, gameplay doesn't start until around 1:30 PM, even though his schedule says 12:45 PM. So it's him yapping, stalling, begging, ranting and going on breaks for literally 2 hours, and regularly even longer.

...

You can literally watch any of the first three The Lord of the Rings movies in the time between him starting the pre-stream and starting gameplay.

yeah I tried to watch a movie side by side with the prestream but his voice is so fucking grating that I just muted and eventually closed his shit.
It's still somewhat interesting to write about his shit on here but watching his prestreams (I rarely, if ever have watched much of his gameplay) just sucks.

If this were a street in the neighborhood and he did a prestream any time he encountered a neighbor he'd be the one guy that everyone avoids.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

So Phil says he might do a modded Skyrim run but doesn't know how. Isn't Kat is a huge (lol) fan of the game? That sounds like the perfect game for a "chill" co-op playthrough, or at the very least something to talk with her about.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

It's funny how I can take a break, comeback to the vortex and still hear him talking about:

-Buying alcohol to drink on stream
-The next DSP Tries It will be special... when the goals are hit
-RPG Overload
-I can't play video games forever...
-Get the support rolling on the podcast so I can relax during the gameplay

It's like I never left Looking forward to the new season of taxes though, hopefully the writers go all out this time around