Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

I always like trying to get images of others to get a scale of Anna and this bird sculpture is a good one (it's in Republic Park, 2 blocks from the 6G).

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It actually has 2 seats, but Anna has taken the photo in such a way that you can't see she is only perched on one.
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Tfw when you have to fake sitting on a public bench because it barely supports 1/3 of your ass because of your magic fat genes.

She said on threads she went to SXSW today and only lasted 3 hours because of her recovery not going as well as she hoped.
 
people have said that both her mom and sister died during weight loss surgery? wouldnt they be getting monetary compensation???

+ life insurance ?

she could be living off that.
That didn't happen. Lurk moar.

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Yes, Anna has said herself mom and sister died from being fat. From what I've read posted here and elsewhere, Mom=beetus, sister=blood clots.
 
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life insurance money then.

Even if there had been life insurance money, Anna's father would have been the one who likely would have benefited. It also seems doubtful that two women in such poor physical condition could have taken out substantial sums.

Anna is living off the buckets of money she makes as a cringy influencer. Humiliating yourself online for clicks is a choice that most people wouldn't make, but Anna made it, and it's been profitable for her. The Fidelity Investments tab seen on her browser (a page or two back) also lends weight (heh) to the theory that she's done some smart investing-- and, yes, it's possible that her father could have offered investment advice or could have referred her to someone who guided her investments. That's not weird or illegal, and it's still the money that she earned herself that's yielding dividends.

With some deathfats, you do have to wonder where on earth the money is coming from. With Anna, there's no mystery.

eta: it's possible that the sister suffered blood clots after WLS. That happened to a friend of mine, a wonderful person who passed away far too young. However, there wouldn't be any compensation for that. It's a possible complication of any surgery, and you're warned. Again, Anna didn't come into mystery millions. She's a fat fool who makes bank by a fat fool online. It's paid well, and it's going to contribute to her demise.
 
it's possible that the sister suffered blood clots after WLS. That happened to a friend of mine, a wonderful person who passed away far too young. However, there wouldn't be any compensation for that. It's a possible complication of any surgery, and you're warned. Again, Anna didn't come into mystery millions.
I’ve only ever heard her sister died from WLS complications. That could mean anything from blood clots, leaks, even a perforated ulcer. Not likely to have happened during surgery, rather later in her “journey” as much as I hate that word. Definitely not a lawsuit issue given they are known complications, and informed consent is a thing. It also might be that Anna’s sister just left her run too late like many of Dr Nowzardin’s patients have. It may also be an outright lie. In all likelihood she may well have just been a heart attack/major stroke waiting to happen. We don’t know, and never will. As you rightly pointed out though, Anna would not have been the recipient of any unlikely payout as she was not next of kin, her father was.
 
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I think the exact reasons came from inferences or Anna attempting to rewrite to get out of a conversation.
I’m sure I’ve read somewhere Anna suggest her sister died of WLS complications, but one thing we know about Anna is that she’s more than happy to rewrite history to suit her purposes when need be.
and we know she just had surgery on her calves that was not healing right.
Are any of us surprised? I suspect not. Anna really should rethink her abdominal surgery, because while not as painful as brachioplasty, it can cause a whole lot of problems down the line, not only during surgery, but also down the line when adhesions set in. We’ve also seen Mr Magic plastic surgeons doesn’t utilise drains, let alone general anaesthesia.
 
Even if there had been life insurance money, Anna's father would have been the one who likely would have benefited. It also seems doubtful that two women in such poor physical condition could have taken out substantial sums.

Anna is living off the buckets of money she makes as a cringy influencer. Humiliating yourself online for clicks is a choice that most people wouldn't make, but Anna made it, and it's been profitable for her. The Fidelity Investments tab seen on her browser (a page or two back) also lends weight (heh) to the theory that she's done some smart investing-- and, yes, it's possible that her father could have offered investment advice or could have referred her to someone who guided her investments. That's not weird or illegal, and it's still the money that she earned herself that's yielding dividends.

With some deathfats, you do have to wonder where on earth the money is coming from. With Anna, there's no mystery.

eta: it's possible that the sister suffered blood clots after WLS. That happened to a friend of mine, a wonderful person who passed away far too young. However, there wouldn't be any compensation for that. It's a possible complication of any surgery, and you're warned. Again, Anna didn't come into mystery millions. She's a fat fool who makes bank by a fat fool online. It's paid well, and it's going to contribute to her demise.
im sorry but I absolutely refuse to believe someone that ate herself to 500++ pounds would be long term thinking enough to save/invest any money which Is why I refuse to believe she isnt living (at least partially) on some sort of handout from family.
 
im sorry but I absolutely refuse to believe someone that ate herself to 500++ pounds would be long term thinking enough to save/invest any money which Is why I refuse to believe she isnt living (at least partially) on some sort of handout from family.
This has hit retarded levels of faggotry at this point. People have given you ample evidence to prove she makes her own money and your jealousy has blinded you to it. Influencers with her following make lots of money. She is intelligent enough and has worked close enough with financial institutions to be wealthy. You look at her with sheer envy because she decided to humiliate herself for money and it needs to be taken back to reddit. There can be no other reason for this denial of reality. Lurk more.
 
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im sorry but I absolutely refuse to believe someone that ate herself to 500++ pounds would be long term thinking enough to save/invest any money which Is why I refuse to believe she isnt living (at least partially) on some sort of handout from family.
I don't think you understand how much money influencers can make. Here is an example from Shopify to give you an idea. This is why so many young kids and teenagers want to become influencers and why so many influencers shill all kinds of random shit on their platforms

Edit to add - Majority of G&L post across all multi-million platforms are sponsored - especially when she in her big and beauty fashion try on era. She probably got those clothes for free and she got paid to make videos. Additional, ALL her trips are paid for and all inclusive because they are sponsored and again, the probably pay her for content on top

Fair or not fair is not really a point here, she is exploiting a market opportunity and tbh I can't be mad at her for that. It's the people willing to pay her that should be thinking twice who they are willing to collaborate with

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im sorry but I absolutely refuse to believe someone that ate herself to 500++ pounds would be long term thinking enough to save/invest any money which Is why I refuse to believe she isnt living (at least partially) on some sort of handout from family.

Okay, don't believe it then. We all believe that you don't believe it. You've done so well proving how much you don't believe that you can stop posting about it forever now.


Also, why isn't Anna more concerned about all the ways her life has gone so wrong that she would be attending a "party" filled with strangers who made her nervous in which she had to watch an absolute garbage television show and that resulted in a crying jag on the way home? I think an event like that would cause the vast majority of middle-aged people to start re-evaluating every aspect of their lives.
 
im sorry but I absolutely refuse to believe someone that ate herself to 500++ pounds would be long term thinking enough to save/invest any money
I mean I kinda agree with you. I don’t think she’d do that on her own either. I’m pretty sure she’s either getting investment advice from her dad or just letting him handle her money. If she were managing it herself she’d probably blow through it all without leaving anything for the future. She clearly doesn’t think ahead so it’s hard to believe she’d suddenly be different in this one area
 
I mean I kinda agree with you. I don’t think she’d do that on her own either. I’m pretty sure she’s either getting investment advice from her dad or just letting him handle her money. If she were managing it herself she’d probably blow through it all without leaving anything for the future. She clearly doesn’t think ahead so it’s hard to believe she’d suddenly be different in this one area
She came from an upper middle class family who seems to know about finance and also previously had normal jobs where they very likely had 401k plus match, which may have helped her get in the habit . Also it doesn’t take a lot or self control to invest a large percentage when you’re a single person living off a million bucks a year and also getting tons of free stuff which was likely what was happening in her prime. We all know her main vice is food, not money, and you don’t need that much money to kill yourself with food. Btw the stock market has done very well the last few years so she’s likely made very good returns without needing much effort or knowledge.

Edit - maybe she’s checking her stuff because she is currently living of her investments? I dont think she is cash flowing her lifestyle in her current state.
 
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Anna definitely has to have someone helping her invest remember she sold her princess castle then bragged about putting half a mil into her hallmark christmas movie that she just dumped without a thought. Anna does not have a normal concept of money or what people need to live. And she hasn't posted a youtube in over 3 months where she was most active.
 
She came from an upper middle class family who seems to know about finance and also previously had normal jobs where they very likely had 401k plus match, which may have helped her get in the habit .
Familes can normalize financial patterns in their kids, for better or for worse. Poor, financially unstable families often normalize spending every penny of every paycheck because they believe saving money leaves it vulnerable to theft or garnishment seizure. In that mindset, better to spend it when you have it. And don't get me started on families that normalize constant debt and credit card spending.

Likewise, upwardly mobile striver-style families often normalize saving and investing. They teach their kids to save X percent of their money from a very young age. Birthday money, allowance, etc. It would be unthinkable to these kids to spend every penny. They have literal "Savings Jars" from early elementary school.

Then the parents start talking to their kids about the importance of investing and the power of compound interest. My dad started showing me his investment statements and explaining gains, then he showed me projections on spreadsheets so I could see how much that money would probably grow in 5 yrs, 10 yrs, 20 yrs etc. Anna almost certainly knew about this before she went to college. Her dad would have also helped her manage her money her first few years of working.
you still need a lot of patience and resolve to live off of your investments
For your average Joe-blow, not really. You only need the resolve to never touch your principal, and avoid overspending your account settings. These mega-investment corps take care of everything.

Modern investment funds make it easy to set parameters for dividend disbursements and reinvesting. They can be set up in conjuction with money market savings so you don't get your monthly check reduced in a down market, because it's essentially cusioned by a savings acct. You just get your check every month/quarter.

Anna's father understands her lack of self discipline. Parents worry about their normal kids blowing their money, so imagine raising Anna. He would have taught Anna to protect her nest egg from herself as much as possible. Her portfolio is probably ultramanaged by automated systems.
 
and your jealousy has blinded you to it.
Imagine being jealous of:

* Melting Hershey Kiss shaped head
* Mannish features
* Freakishly webbed neck
* Linebacker body
* Tiny flippity floops
* YUGE turkey drumsticks with severe hail damage
* YUGE hail damaged flat, wide toad ass
* Massive freak fingers that appear double jointed
* Loathsome pick sores and other skin lesions
* Yellow teeth
* Huge flat feet with blown out sheboon heels. Gross toes
* The smell
* The clamminess
* The Sally Shine-JoJo Siwa mugging
 
To keep from contributing to yet another round of What's In Anna's Wallet, I will say this: I know Anna isn't always on the ball when it comes to marketing schedules, but I need to see her swimsuit hauls this year or I may very well perish. Her bathing suits usually look positively tragic on her, but knowing that she'll be in the worst state she's been in to date - grisly serial killer scars all up and down her calves and arms, her thighs a melting fever dream birthed by Salvador Dali, thinning hair a tumbleweed fixed dryly to her head with dry shampoo so thick it's spackled on - the comment section alone would be so hectic, she may as well upload it with comments turned off from the start. Don't disappoint me, Anna!

I'm not exactly fond of her on account of her spinelessness regarding the farms, but I do watch Tiny Blue Anthropologist from time to time (I can't stand most of the other reactors for Anna, especially that little Colin Mockery pooner) and she makes a point I find interesting: Anna's engagement numbers always seem a bit off. Does anyone know much about social media engagement? Once she pointed it out, it did seem as if Anna's views and subscriber/follower counts were askew compared to the actual engagement she receives, but I don't use much for social media so I'm not sure if that's a normal phenomenon or not.

It wouldn't shock me if she purchased followers, but given that engagement is a big motivating factor for advertisers to partner with her, I wonder if there's a piece I'm missing by being a bit of a Luddite here.
 
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