LGBT Chris's Newest Gal Pal Revealed

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Why does Chris whine so much about how great his high school life was? He gets genuinely upset when he thinks about how his social life has suffered since then. Seems to me that the number of legitimate gal pals he's acquired hasn't really dwindled since those days. They may or may not just being hanging out with him out of pity or for SJW points, but that's still a big step up from being paid to hang out with him.
 
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_blank_ said:
> Normie mentions going to see benign children's movie with CWC on 2/10, invites friends
> Two weeks pass, nothing else heard from CWC
> KF'ers automatically start assuming it's a new Gal-Pal Saga.

Y'all motherfuckers are painfully thirsty for some CWC content, ain't ya? Not being a moralfag, just saying you're winding yourselves up about stupid shit like you did with the hotwings. If we are going to be getting any content from this person, sure as shit ain't gonna happen if you start acting like speds right at the get-go.

Calm the fuck down and let CWC do his thing.
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What site do you think your on? Of course were thirsty for new Chris content, it's kinda the whole point of the site.
 
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At most I believe this just amounted to possibly Chris paying for both tickets, so this chick got to see the film for free.

What I want to know, though, is how in the fuck she even lasted around Chris. The 'smells like rotten watermelons' comment made during the fake girlfriend saga some time back (the one with the 'three-quarters woman' CD) seems like something Chris wouldn't magically have lost if his hygiene hasn't changed at all between then and now.
 
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Boundless Emotion said:
No, that was every girl he thought was interested in him. I think he did learn, just a little bit, from dealing with Megan, that when a girl say you are just friends, you don't touch them in a weird way. But when he think's a girl is possibly into him, like with the Emily date and Catherine, then he goes about touching them and creeping them out.
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
ITT: people who think Chris is some kind of predatory grope monster.

Chris is painfully awkward around women and sometimes acts awfully inappropriate towards them. Autism and a lifetime of engaging in children's activities like Pokemon leagues left him with awful social skills. Instances of him getting weird and touchy with girls are him misreading their relationship because he's fucking dumb. Not because he wants to manhandle every pair of titties he sees.

That said, this dude is not a catch. If she is sincerely interested in him there's some gears disconnecting because unless Normie McBeardface had some deep dark secret there's no way Chris-Chan is a fucking upgrade.
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Except, you know, that time he was hanging out with Catherine, she told him explicitly they were just friends, several times, and as she was leaving he asked for a hug and proceeded to stick his face in her tits.

But regarding OP, as others have said, this is old news, and this chick posted a public invite so this wasn't a date. Plus this was posted in a group, probably for a Pokemon TCG league at the university. Given the silence from OPL, this has either already ended horribly, or this will shortly, maybe after there is no birthday tribbing.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
At most I believe this just amounted to possibly Chris paying for both tickets, so this chick got to see the film for free.

What I want to know, though, is how in the fuck she even lasted around Chris. The 'smells like rotten watermelons' comment made during the fake girlfriend saga some time back (the one with the 'three-quarters woman' CD) seems like something Chris wouldn't magically have lost if his hygiene hasn't changed at all between then and now.
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Chris likely wears a considerable amount of perfume and it looks like he showers more often than he used to. His stank probably isn't much worse than your run-of-the-mill neckbeard by this point. If this woman is hanging out with Chris, she probably fraternizes with other gross individuals as well.
 
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RoboticRichardSimmons said:
If this really was an ex of her's, you know you've hit rock bottom when you go from handsome rugged bearded guy to THIS monstrosity:

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I mean come the fuck on, this is a man who had a septic abscess that split open in his taint from a piercing that rejected from two years ago.
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Oh, I don't think she thinks of it as a date. I think she thinks she's doing something nice for a lonely ret-arded man.

But you just KNOW Chris is freaking out thinking he's going to get her sweet sweet china.
 
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TheUltimatePickle said:
Oh, I don't think she thinks of it as a date. I think she thinks she's doing something nice for a lonely ret-arded man.

But you just KNOW Chris is freaking out thinking he's going to get her sweet sweet china.
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The post is dated 2/10, though, and the film's already been in theatres for a while - I saw it two weeks ago myself (it's okay but the first LEGO Movie is still better). The FB post said it was going to be seen that night so two weeks have passed with Chris not saying anything. Given how he will post random nonsense at whim the fact he hasn't updated his profile with 'in a relationship' yet seems to imply this flame never was ignited to begin with.
 
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Coddled, Christian Millenial, who hangs out with multiple people at a sperg meeting place....not important. Chris will eventually find a way to ruin this after he mistakes her gestures of continued kindness for an eagerness to have her genitals rubbed, and it will be over.

Though, I must say, someone who is seemingly normal willing to befriend an autistic perverted trainwreck like Chris has to be a truly good human being. Not the way liberals describe themselves as "good" but kind and virtuous.
 
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I'm looking at her education an work history and...

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Possibly the real reason she's interested in Chris.
 
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