DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Imagine Phil modding something that doesn't have dedicated tools, like those games you had to back-up every step of the way entirely because you had to replace files instead of having mod folders.

The real reason Phil's never done Fightcade is because he can't figure out how to install 3s or Super Turbo.

 

[Crooked 16th]

I bet it is his PSU these pre built gaming PC's always throw a shitty PSU in them

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Tonight should be evidence for anyone who doubts pre-arranged whale donos are a thing. He came in the late stream early like "Hey, we need to hit 450 dollars to get the fnaf stream!" which is literally 3 streams. Really odd thing to say. Anyways he hit it. $124 bucks from LisaLou/OIC.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Tonight should be evidence for anyone who doubts pre-arranged whale donos are a thing. He came in the podcast early like "Hey, we need to hit 450 dollars to get the fnaf stream!" which is literally 3 streams. Really odd thing to say. Anyways he hit it. $124 bucks from LisaLou/OIC.

He hit $450??? Wow. He was telegraphing it for hours.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I think that was the crux of his argument. Not that he plays video games, but that he keeps making the same stupid mistakes that hinder his progress. He said the words "I don't want to see you playing video games in 20 years" which meant "You shouldn't have to be working in 20 years". But dsp heard "You should be talking politics, and doing drama content instead of video games".

PPP thinks that if DSP was smarter about the things he said, and didn't squander his opportunities he could make a lot of money. And DSP is way too dumb to understand this correct advice.

His main problem he's an actual addict. But we can't have the fat fuck tell this guy to cut off his addiction to some shitty version of gambling.
Despite how fuckin stupid his addiction is, it's still an addiction and absolutely retroactively fucked his life up moving forward.

He could branch out and somehow make millions, in some way, and he would still not get anywhere if he doesn't deal with his incredibly, embarrassing sad, gacha addiction.

 

[DerelictOnion]

It's always been weird to me how he managed to make millions doing what he's been doing and could have easily made double or triple (P?) that amount if he actually had the bare minimum of creativity and competence. The Internet is indeed a crazy place

 

[Africanweebfighter]

His main problem he's an actual addict.

He doesn't believe he is an addict, which is a worse problem imo.

 

[Comma]

I was trying to post this earlier, but the forums weren't cooperating. From the early stream pre-stream:

Supercut of DSP mentioning being "stressed out because of behind the scenes stuff" 7 times within one hour, while claiming he doesn't want to talk about it or explain what it is.

Absolutely bat-shit insane.

EDIT:

Tonight should be evidence for anyone who doubts pre-arranged whale donos are a thing. He came in the late stream early like "Hey, we need to hit 450 dollars to get the fnaf stream!" which is literally 3 streams. Really odd thing to say. Anyways he hit it. $124 bucks from LisaLou/OIC.

I'm not all-in on all these Anonymous end-of-the-stream tips being pre-arranged, but at least today's last tip from LisaLou was extremely suspicious. Clip:

At the very least he knew how big the tip was, even though he claimed to not having looked at it. He's clearly lying.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I was trying to post this earlier, but the forums weren't cooperating. From the early stream pre-stream:

Supercut of DSP mentioning being "stressed out because of behind the scenes stuff" 7 times within one hour, while claiming he doesn't want to talk about it or explain what it is.

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Absolutely bat-shit insane.

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I'm not all-in on all these Anonymous end-of-the-stream tips being pre-arranged, but at least today's last tip from LisaLou was extremely suspect. Clip:

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At the very least he knew how big the tip was, even though he claimed to not have looked at it. He clearly knew.

It’s so puzzling. Why pull all out the stops dents to make a marathon happen tomorrow? Like, seriously, why does he care if it’s tomorrow or Wednesday? He knows the dents don’t.

 

[Balr0g]

And he will probably ragequit the game early because he hates comitting to something or owing his dented mouthdrooling retards of a cult anything

Just checked on his Suikoden Playthrough. How the fuck is he so damn slow? I am 6 hours or so into the game and already trying to tackle Milich. Yes he had tech issues but come on. This isn't Suikoden 2 which goes far longer.
And giving Victor the Fire Rune? Seriously? Give him the Clone Rune or the Sunbeam Rune which should come up soon.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

The accelerated rate he's having events etc is so weird in a funny way. He's the one who's rewarded by being able to gorge on takeout or drink with the camera on, it comes across as incredibly spoilt of Phil to celebrate getting $1500 for nothing, which Phil is no doubt but increasing the frequency of these is gonna kick him in the teeth

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It’s so puzzling. Why pull all out the stops dents to make a marathon happen tomorrow? Like, seriously, why does he care if it’s tomorrow or Wednesday? He knows the dents don’t.

He doesn’t really care if it’s tomorrow,m; he just thought he could get the dents to donate more. He’s trying to milk like crazy now. If he having “personal issues” (which I’m not really buying it), it might be his taxes and he really needs the money for it or something.

 

[Burl McMillan]

TwiT-TUHR 'tractors are getting bullish on divorcecoin again but I feel like bagholders will be severely disappointed when the "stressful behind the scenes stuff" is finally revealed or memoryholed. It's too soon after the Lex arc for the writers to introduce something completely unexpected. It's most likely just some imagined or exaggerated struggle he's using to fish for tips lately.

 

[neger psykolog]

Supercut of DSP mentioning being "stressed out because of behind the scenes stuff" 7 times within one hour, while claiming he doesn't want to talk about it or explain what it is.

He's just doing his tax returns, does no one remember his stupid ass selfies when he was doing his tax returns years ago? He looked more scared than the chick in a horror movie that you already know is gonna die.

It's literally just going to be tax return bullshit.

Phil is a faggot.

 

[DerelictOnion]

It's obviously taxes. Or a credit card issue. Either way, it'd be something related to money and the goal is to try to squeeze out as much as possible.

 

[Balr0g]

Theory time:

if it's taxes i assume he tried to write of everything he bought before last year ended and now his tax guy is stating "Sorry Mr Burnell you can only write off this much" which probably makes for some great bacon sweats. Heck I would bet that this denthead thought HE would get money back from the state because he upgraded so much it exclipsed his supposed income (not likely I know but I can see him going that angle). and of course Mr "business degree" never thought of actually saving money. Nope it went straight to WWEC, some dumb new knick knack or Doordash to feed his fat wife. Yes Phil your wife is FAT and that is a factual observation.

 

[neger psykolog]

He's just doing his tax returns, does no one remember his stupid ass selfies when he was doing his tax returns years ago? He looked more scared than the chick in a horror movie that you already know is gonna die.

It's literally just going to be tax return bullshit.

Phil is a faggot.

The reason why he isn't saying openly that he is doing his taxes is probably because PPP or someone gave him advice about not getting tax money by directly asking for it or some shit like that. So he is trying to hide that he is just filing his tax paperwork.

Note the dates:

(you can't see the date of this photo but it is the same date as most of these tweets)

 

[A Piece of Coal]

It’s pretty simple: milk the dents for this goal so he can beg and shake down the dents for the next one.

How fast or soon he gets Money doesn’t matter to Fat (Tits) Phil. He feels entitled to it and his hard work deserves ALL of the DentBux. His greed has become so powerful it’s completely handicapped him against a fat tranny who completely shits on him nonstop. Just for a possibility of one of his whales stopping by.

It’s… so beautiful to watch.

Spoiler: Hey Phil

You’re a fat faggot

 

[neger psykolog]

It’s pretty simple: milk the dents for this goal so he can beg and shake down the dents for the next one.

How fast or soon he gets Money doesn’t matter to Fat (Tits) Phil. He feels entitled to it and his hard work deserves ALL of the DentBux. His greed has become so powerful it’s completely handicapped him against a fat tranny who completely shits on him nonstop. Just for a possibility of one of his whales stopping by.

It’s… so beautiful to watch.

Spoiler: Hey Phil

You’re a fat faggot

It remains to be seen if he will actually do "funraising" for his taxes. It would be a bit awkward because he has spent so much on his setup recently as well as made tons of money last year.
According to TJgamebox's twitter, DSP was sperging splurging on WWEC as recent as 9 days ago: https://x.com/TjGamebox/status/1895859300272316416

My question is how is it possible has the self control to set aside a chunk of money for his tax? I'm guessing that he doesn't. So the next while will be interesting since he will literally have no excuse for why he doesn't have the money this time around.

 

[shekelshoah666]

It remains to be seen if he will actually do "funraising" for his taxes. It would be a bit awkward because he has spent so much on his setup recently as well as made tons of money last year.
According to TJgamebox's twitter, DSP was sperging splurging on WWEC as recent as 9 days ago: https://x.com/TjGamebox/status/1895859300272316416

My question is how is it possible has the self control to set aside a chunk of money for his tax? I'm guessing that he doesn't. So the next while will be interesting since he will literally have no excuse for why he doesn't have the money this time around.

Pretty obvious he doesn't have any money set aside. He is still paying taxes from years ago and the increase in his income since the KC arc started just amped up his spending on things we see like his setup and things behind the scenes like Champions.

He is basically soft begging right now for his taxes with the "I don't feel so good guys please tip" stuff and I do think his next 100 goal thing will line up pretty well with the typical tax beg time so we might see some desperation during that.

He purposely spend money at the end of last year as write offs and said as much on stream so I think if he has to blame someone he will just go after his tax guy like he did before it's a prebuilt excuse and his dents will believe it.