Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Cheesy Beavy]

They will pay by being permanently shut in the keffals farting chamber if they don't redeem themselves.

The threat of being locked in the keffals farting chamber is enough for me to try and redeem myself. We need to shut this down guys. Someone get ahold of Papi Null and tell him to shut this shit down quick.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Okay I recorded myself singing "Into the Night" at karaoke. I will upload it when I get back home.

 

[bear hammer]

When is it expected that this thread will be finished and moved out of prospering grounds? It seems like there’s been a lot of progress already and now it has a lot of more material to be put in it, but when is it expected for the final thread to be made? Curious to know what more still needs to be done.

 

[PaperRoads]

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Mark Carney has been chosen as Canada's next prime minister. I felt I was way too hard on Trudeau and although I'm not a fan of him, I felt tremendous guilt for my harshness towards him that was especially fueled by the right wing, I find him far superior than Donald Trump. As I developed critical thinking skills, I realized to avoid blindly following what Trump supporters think and think for myself. It's why I neglected to have a longterm standing opinion on Israel vs Palestine situation and thus cannot speak on behalf of each. Being pro Ukraine was my choice after years of previously siding with Russia. I researched on both sides which lead me from supporting Russia to supporting Ukraine, and thus have developed a strong hatred for the Kremlin. I used to support Donald Trump, but as the fog of my political bias cleared, I now see Trump for the monster that he is. Trudeau may be a potential as one of Canada's worst prime ministers due to the housing crisis and the doubling of Canada's debt. But the fact Trump makes Justin Trudeau look like an angel really says something. So it's miraculous we still have a sense of Canadian pride when Trump threatened us with tarrifs, and it honestly feels relieving how many Canadians love their country. I no longer support the Convoy anymore but I wonder if freezing their bank accounts was a justified action or not. I have nothing against ordinary Americans or Russians. I just hate their leaders.

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The fact Microsoft puts things that were free before like Word and Excel behind a paywall is so dumb.

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I hate getting nightmares about my horrible past situations, it's annoying and when I wake up, I wanted to cry.

 

[ScamL Likely]

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I hate everyone on KiwiFarms who joined in on Bullying me. I really hope they suffer chronic radiation burns and terminal cancer.

Does this mean he hopes everyone in this thread smokes some dank irradiated chronic and gets radiation poisoning from it? Retardese is a very difficult language to translate.

 

[Arrival]

I find [Justin Trudeau] far superior than Donald Trump.

Spoiler: Political Sperging

I thought this guy lived in Canada. Trudeau alone ruined the Canadian economy (the Canadian dollar was worth more during the 2008 depression than it is today), allowed illegal immigrants into the country, stole $425,000 from a charity, and advocates for trans rights instead of fixing his country. He constantly talks about "saving the environment" to the point where he added a "carbon tax" yet he uses a private jet to fly his family to foreign countries for vacations. And this guy still thinks he's better than someone who genuinely cares about his country. What a fucking retard.

 

[Dead Lion]

My father was actually in East Germany during the 1980s cold war and he was tasked to collect many propaganda posters but he often finds them in very poor condition. An East German officer tapped him on the back, my father initially thought he was caught to be arrested but it turns out the East German officer gave him more posters, posters that are in pristine condition. Over time, he saved one of these posters post Cold War. One currently hanging on my wall.
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I love being jumpscared by alex in random threads.

 

[PaperRoads]

Atria and Suhail lore.

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Atria and Suhail's love for eachother is so extreme that one kills itself if the other dies. They would freak out if they're missing from one another and is normally afraid to be far away from eachother. They're almost always seen with eachother.

Although they have an IQ of around 150, their maturity skills are extremely lacking and for the most part act like psychopathic children.

Although they excell in linguistics, science, mathematics, religious knowledge and political knowledge. They fail horrendously in being civilized, often wear bondage gear for days and have done horribly in taking care of themselves, they often smell of rotting corpse and often get bladder infections and kidney stones. Though their intelligence is what allowed them to stay out of trouble for the most part.

Only a few people can withstand the foul smell of Suhail and Atria. Others puke within even around 5 meters of them which was forcing them to bathe whenever they go places. Miaplacidus however with her razor sharp fingers makes her unable to bathe well which makes her extremely foul that even Atria and Suhail notices. However, Miaplacidus, being older than both (Born June 21, 1961) despite looking like a 18 year old has gained maturity skills overtime.

The intense smell of Miaplacidus is potent death that the scent can cause death around her.

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"maturity skills"

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Now I'm not a professional singer so don't be too harsh judging my highly autistic and off key version of "Into the Night"

Spoiler: Autistic

 

[PaperRoads]

@Sparkletor 2.0 , @Nicholas II of Russia

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Sparkletor 2.0 and Nicholas Tsar of Russia II better stop hating on me or else they will be sent to the keffals farting chamber.

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I am aware that the manga of Ichi the Killer is better than the film, which I'll check it out. But I loved the film so I have high expectations for the manga.

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I know I am behind my peers in a lot of things. Didn't get a drivers license and didn't get a job because I am lazy. I am thinking of possibly getting of Job in Canada. Thankfully I have protections in Canada that prevents discrimination in the workplace.

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Getting into Pokémon card collecting is a welcoming change despite scalpers trying to ruin it for all of us.

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I often take photographs of southern stars in Mexico. I'm excited to return home but the southern stars is what I'll miss.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

What did Alex mean by this?

Full Cup

Empty Cup

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

@Sparkletor 2.0 , @Nicholas II of Russia

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My name is Nikolai, the Tsar is a title, not a name you loaf of unbaked dough.

I was going to leave you alone since I got tired on keeping on this thread, but now you are making me coming back. You are forcing my hand, Alex! Don't say I didn't warned you!

 

[Anti Drug Cuban War Hero]

Although they have an IQ of around 150, their maturity skills are extremely lacking and for the most part act like psychopathic children.

Although they excell in linguistics, science, mathematics, religious knowledge and political knowledge.

Alex, do you actually think that you are like this? You are not like this at all.

hey fail horrendously in being civilized, often wear bondage gear for days and have done horribly in taking care of themselves, they often smell of rotting corpse and often get bladder infections and kidney stones. Though their intelligence is what allowed them to stay out of trouble for the most part.

Only a few people can withstand the foul smell of Suhail and Atria. Others puke within even around 5 meters of them which was forcing them to bathe whenever they go places.

Maybe I was wrong.

 

[bear hammer]

I have been going through alex's talk pages(A) on his old Wikipedia accounts, it seems like he has a history of getting banned from places and dramatically announcing himself leaving. His old Wikipedia talk page reveals another instance of him failing to follow the rules, getting blocked indefinitely, and then throwing a tantrum about it.

After being blocked for vandalism, an admin actually gave him a chance to redeem himself by making "significant and well-researched improvements" to an article. Instead of taking the opportunity, Alex whined about how "that silly admin blocked me forever" and left with a farewell message.

The admin’s response is pretty funny too, essentially telling Alex that his immaturity was the real problem and maybe he should try again when he grows up. Seems like Alex has been pulling the same routine for years, acting like a sperg, getting caught, and then playing the victim when nobody wants to put up with him.

 

[AnOminous]

Seems like Alex has been pulling the same routine for years, acting like a sperg, getting caught, and then playing the victim when nobody wants to put up with him.

"I get kicked off every fucking site I ever use. Could I be to blame? No, it is the entire world that is to blame!"

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Okay, Alex, I made the opening song for the
Atria and Suhail SO EXTREME anime show.

Please send my check or money order to my P.O. box

 

[I Hate Sheeps]

 

[bear hammer]

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My top 5 worst websites.

1. Twitter/X
2.Kiwi Farms
3.Discogs
4.Facebook
5.YouTube

My top 5 best websites are all cricket noises.
Honorable mentions. Onion Farms, Skibidi Farms, Soyjack.party, Bitchute, Conservapedia, Metapedia, Flat Earth Wiki, Odysse, Gab, Minds.

Pls include an archive link and his other comments next time, include as much as you can.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I'm not sure Alex knows what a "scalper" is.

Of course he does, it's someone who uses a scalpel to remove limbs from a living child. Naturally!
Alex could be considered an honorary scalper himself, given his fanart.

 

[Glowie]

The fact Microsoft puts things that were free before like Word and Excel behind a paywall is so dumb.

Libre office is a thing, Alex