Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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I recently ran a python program that searched all of Alex's different known usernames accross 400+ websites, and I think I found a good chunk of them that might be his, that are not included in the OP. I don't have a lot of time to archive all of these links today (I'll try), but if any of you guys could help in archiving these, it would be greatly appreciated.

Keep in mind that some of these could be false postives.

 
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I recently ran a python program that searched all of Alex's different known usernames accross 400+ websites, and I think I found a good chunk of them that might be his, that are not included in the OP. I don't have a lot of time to archive all of these links today (I'll try), but if any of you guys could help in archiving these, it would be greatly appreciated.

I archived them all

BetterSkatez Archives
Github
Rumble
Scribd
Wikipedia
Xbox Gamertag
last.fm


KermisVoyager1997 Archives
Twitter
Wikipedia


lainrenaissance Archive
Telegram

Funky The Clown Archive
Roblox

EbolaHunter Archives
Academia.edu
Newgrounds
Pokemon Showdown
Reddit
Sporcle
Xbox Gamertag
last.fm
osu!

Johnny4Twenty Archives
Imgur
Itch.io
Newgrounds
Roblox
last.fm
 
Would you be willing to share this program? Or is this just a site that you're using. A few of these have already been documented here (the twitter), and it's pretty much impossible to confirm if some of these accounts are here, especially the Roblox account and the Telegram.
It's from the sherlock project, just follow the instructions and pop any username into a google cloud shell terminal (or any Linux terminal) and it will search usernames across a shitload of websites for you. It's still a work in progress and sometimes it gets things wrong, but it's verry reliable.

 
It's from the sherlock project, just follow the instructions and pop any username into a google cloud shell terminal (or any Linux terminal) and it will search usernames across a shitload of websites for you. It's still a work in progress and sometimes it gets things wrong, but it's verry reliable.

A bit off-topic but
I will always associate the Sherlock project with this reddit post
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like it's funny on so many levels, bro wants an exe for a CLI python script. hilarious

i know i've been only shitting up the thread lately so here's my high effort fan art of alex
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I'm not sure Alex knows what a "scalper" is.

I don't want to bad mouth Mexico, a country notoriously known for being corrupt as fuck and run by drug cartels. I'm sure the Mexican Pokemon card shop gets its inventory in a completely legal manner. I'm aware that drug cartels and gangs are currently using Pokemon cards instead of actual cash and engaging in money laundering schemes to avoid detection. I'm sure this isn't what is happening to Alex.

Heh! I feel like Henry Higgins trying to explain this to Eliza Dolittle, but Alex wouldn't understand the reference since neither character is an amputee cartoon child in bondage.
 
> I hope they suffer chronic retardation burns
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I think my dyslexia is flaring up today.
I know your pain all too well, reading too much retardation triggers my Dyslexia too. I have to triple take my posts and edit my stupid out hours after posting.

I take breaks, meditate and take my caffeine to fuel my brain.
 
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I hate tech oligarchs. Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg. Why do they get to have positions of power in the government.

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The straw that broke the camels back for me when it made me go against KiwiFarms is when they archived the things I demanded discogs they remove AND HOW DARE THEY RETALIATE BY BULLYING AND DOXING ME! THEY WILL FUCKING PAY FOR THIS!

They will pay by being permanently shut in the keffals farting chamber if they don't redeem themselves.

This post actually makes me want to add a question to my list of questions for Alex:

6. What are the things that we archived that you want gone?

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Ok. I get that keffals was documented to create DIY HRT for Children. That is not good. I am also aware that HRT can lead to irreversible destruction on the body if done improperly if at all. When it comes to biology, it still reigns supreme on this. But that horrifying instance still doesn't justify singling out all trans people like this.

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I still pledge to fight obesity like I was doing during the months leading up to going to Mexico. I never wanted to be fat and I was hoping to lose weight when I was in Mexico, but I have a feeling not much changed for my body because our family seems too tempted by the food there.
 
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