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You exist and you laugh at retarded newfags like Alex passively, that's enough reason to be sent to the gulags.
So much of the part "never coming back to the farms" bit
Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms
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So much of the part "never coming back to the farms" bit
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That's a song about wanting to fuck a 16 year old as a full grown man.
The first lines are:
"She's just 16 years old,
Leave her alone, they* said
Separated by fools*,
Who don't know what love is yet"
*The "They" and "Fools" are the girls married parents who don't want an adult fucking their daughter. Even in the music video, it shows 2 adult parents sending this fuck away from the door.
Not shocking Alex would pick that out of every single song possible. Not really helping this idea he's the good guy here.
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That's just one interpretation of the lyrics. He's probably talking about an airplane. That's why he also sings about wishing he could fly.
Anyways just because I sing the song doesn't mean I agree with the lyrics. I often have to sing Happy Birthday to people who I don't care whether or not their birthday is happy.
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Another thing I’d personally laugh and mock Alex at is to show how character designing work without the fetish shove right into your rectum. I saw AI as a good utility and a nice testing tool; so I’m not like him.
So I use drawing and redesigning his OC instead for more laughs. He’s still going to relapse nonetheless. And that’s entertaining enough for newfags and thread commissars in there.
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Chris was known for documenting every single facet of his life, and if "shorts" below a minute were popular back in the late 2000s he would do them too. Times change, cows do not. Our friend Alex might one of the closest contenders for a modern day Chris Chan we've had yet. Homegrown, too.
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He finally made some videos!
@Ruben Sim, looks like you lost a fan.
00:00:01 all right everyone I'm here to tell you all a message okay since I have been hated by that said forum for being a transgender autistic person let me tell you that transgender autistic people deserve love not hate not any trolling not any of this you know the forms I used to be on has warmed my mind for the worst it's my mission to redeem myself to denounce the transphobia and to denounce discrimination against autistic people I go by as he or they pronouns or she or whatever but yeah I call myself gender non binary and I
00:01:05 want to be a n a cute Nako I want to be a I want to be a catlike anime character when I die I want to be cute I want to be cute I want to be a n anime character while I when I die that's my wish I be cute so yeah the same forums you know all right I am for sure I am for sure Isabelle Loretta jeny teamed up with kiwi Farms just to get Chris into some hot water I think that's what happened I think that what happened I think Isabella R jeni was willing to risk her reputation because I feel that in her mind she has nothing to
00:02:17 lose she's nothing to lose so a lot of autistic people feel that they never fit in and that's just sad that is just really really really sad okay I mean I may not agree with everything Christian says but again with all these trolls shaping him for or her for the worst yeah it's her right Christine Weston chanler yes sorry it's I'm not trying to misgender Christine that was a mistake please forgive me it's her she and she I keep screwing us up you need to respect other people's pronouns okay you need to respect people's
00:03:33 pronin must rally against project 2025 must rally against it all right no to project 2025 no Trump no KKK no fascist USA no Trump no KKK no fascist no fascist USA definitely no so yeah we have souls
00:01:05 want to be a n a cute Nako I want to be a I want to be a catlike anime character when I die I want to be cute I want to be cute I want to be a n anime character while I when I die that's my wish I be cute so yeah the same forums you know all right I am for sure I am for sure Isabelle Loretta jeny teamed up with kiwi Farms just to get Chris into some hot water I think that's what happened I think that what happened I think Isabella R jeni was willing to risk her reputation because I feel that in her mind she has nothing to
00:02:17 lose she's nothing to lose so a lot of autistic people feel that they never fit in and that's just sad that is just really really really sad okay I mean I may not agree with everything Christian says but again with all these trolls shaping him for or her for the worst yeah it's her right Christine Weston chanler yes sorry it's I'm not trying to misgender Christine that was a mistake please forgive me it's her she and she I keep screwing us up you need to respect other people's pronouns okay you need to respect people's
00:03:33 pronin must rally against project 2025 must rally against it all right no to project 2025 no Trump no KKK no fascist USA no Trump no KKK no fascist no fascist USA definitely no so yeah we have souls
00:00:00 all right everyone I'm about to share you some misconceptions about the trans Community um one misconception revolves around the them being God have to say this they they accuse them of child molestation that's that's a very small percentage of the trans Community okay most people in the trans Community don't do anything this disgusting all right number two their miscon their misconception says that they're disgusting no no again they're not disgusting number the third misconception is that the rude nope met
00:00:44 one in Great Falls Montana she's pretty nice I mean it's a trans wom but trans women are women and the number four misconception revolves again number four misconception is about the self-destruction rates I've never met a trans person that self-destructed CU we all know we don't do that and the reason why some of them self-destruct is because of the rancid rampant bullying they they get okay all right number fifth misconception is that that they're mentally ill nope they're not mentally ill just because they go by
00:01:35 custom pronouns doesn't mean they're mentally ill okay it doesn't mean they're mentally ill okay now hear me out we live in the secular World okay that's where we live that's my Fe but yeah we live in this secular world where religion is outdated and the real way to to enjoy life is to enjoy life not hear the fear mongering from the Maga cultists or Elon mus or what fascists tell you or what the extreme religious people tell you don't let them beat you over and tell you how don't let them beat you
00:02:24 over and tell you how to live all right there's love for all there's love for all people okay meanwhile like there's a lot of conservatives and Priests who have been arrested for molesting children you know but they don't seem to focus on that they don't seem to turn their backs on people who are PDF file enablers because again like because they they let them see like certain hateful things or stuff like that as not excuse to defend the PDF files okay it's not an excuse trans people are real people like
00:03:23 like you and me enough with the Trans phobia this needs to stop e
00:00:44 one in Great Falls Montana she's pretty nice I mean it's a trans wom but trans women are women and the number four misconception revolves again number four misconception is about the self-destruction rates I've never met a trans person that self-destructed CU we all know we don't do that and the reason why some of them self-destruct is because of the rancid rampant bullying they they get okay all right number fifth misconception is that that they're mentally ill nope they're not mentally ill just because they go by
00:01:35 custom pronouns doesn't mean they're mentally ill okay it doesn't mean they're mentally ill okay now hear me out we live in the secular World okay that's where we live that's my Fe but yeah we live in this secular world where religion is outdated and the real way to to enjoy life is to enjoy life not hear the fear mongering from the Maga cultists or Elon mus or what fascists tell you or what the extreme religious people tell you don't let them beat you over and tell you how don't let them beat you
00:02:24 over and tell you how to live all right there's love for all there's love for all people okay meanwhile like there's a lot of conservatives and Priests who have been arrested for molesting children you know but they don't seem to focus on that they don't seem to turn their backs on people who are PDF file enablers because again like because they they let them see like certain hateful things or stuff like that as not excuse to defend the PDF files okay it's not an excuse trans people are real people like
00:03:23 like you and me enough with the Trans phobia this needs to stop e
@Ruben Sim, looks like you lost a fan.
00:00:01 all right uh don't want to make this too long but um so back in the day I used to support a YouTuber who goes by the name Reuben Sim honestly back in the day I had a lot of respect for the guy cuz what we both agree is that Roblox should be free from predators who groom children and you know I like that approach of keeping Roblox safe for for people who are very young and impressionable the fact that a lot of parents just can't be parents so had Ruben s had to like make a list kicking out the Predators from the games
00:00:53 it comes this I I understand that very well pre is a huge huge problem on social media and I hate that Roblox allows this kind of behavior to begin with and I agree that Roblox is not one of those games where you can upload your fetishes on there but there's some things about Ruben Sim that I just really really disagree on let's start with number one his ties with um Donald Trump I kid you not I kid you not this guy has ties to Donald Trump The Worst US president in history I'm sorry but I'm not
00:01:52 sorry if he really endorses the actions of trump and if he's caught into this Maga mind virus there's no there's no helping him honestly there really is not Maga is a mental illness and I'm sick and tired of people saying that it's not there's been people in Alberta that's been posting like Canada should be the 51st day or should be the 51st dat off they should not be the 51st state at all Trump putting off these tariffs to make Canada the 51st state he wants to put Canada under fascism I say that I'm proud to be
00:02:35 a Canadian and I don't want it to be the 51st state okay number two is pro AI stance now I've been growing against AI art ever since and that and it has been solidified that my stance on AI is universally negative when people of kiia farms began stealing my artwork and make a AI artwork out of them you know I don't care what you think AI R Trend and Genera AI trend is a virus it's a it's a it's a problematic thing that needs to be put down I don't care what you think think if you really are that bad at making art
00:03:33 don't be using Ai and stealing other people's works that I hope this trend dies down soon because I'm sick of it I'm sick of all these automated AI accounts flourishing the internet manifesting this dead internet Theory and making it a [Music] reality sick and tired of that it's ruining everything number three his tie is to Kiwi Farms again he's a user on kiwi Farms made alliance with kiwi Farms I've grown to hate kiwi Farms ever since these people have been harassing me but yeah I can give you like three
00:04:24 good reasons why I stopped supporting Ruben Sim my three main problems with with Ruben Sim and I get it some people are degenerates I get it predators don't belong on Roblox I agree with that if you come on Roblox to predate on children you shouldn't be allowed on Roblox to begin with I get that and I hate that Roblox is allowing predators to prate on children and stuff like that I get that and that was the main reason I used to support Ruben Sim to begin with but honestly okay you know vou he was that bread
00:05:14 tuber that had jerked off to really disgusting disturbing images of horse stuff but I'd rather listen to a bread tuber with this dis gusting fetish than a person a MAG called person I kid you not I kid you not I am sorry I'm sorry but this is just how it is the Maga mind virus is real Trump derangement syndrome is Justified and where are the antifascists when we need them
00:00:53 it comes this I I understand that very well pre is a huge huge problem on social media and I hate that Roblox allows this kind of behavior to begin with and I agree that Roblox is not one of those games where you can upload your fetishes on there but there's some things about Ruben Sim that I just really really disagree on let's start with number one his ties with um Donald Trump I kid you not I kid you not this guy has ties to Donald Trump The Worst US president in history I'm sorry but I'm not
00:01:52 sorry if he really endorses the actions of trump and if he's caught into this Maga mind virus there's no there's no helping him honestly there really is not Maga is a mental illness and I'm sick and tired of people saying that it's not there's been people in Alberta that's been posting like Canada should be the 51st day or should be the 51st dat off they should not be the 51st state at all Trump putting off these tariffs to make Canada the 51st state he wants to put Canada under fascism I say that I'm proud to be
00:02:35 a Canadian and I don't want it to be the 51st state okay number two is pro AI stance now I've been growing against AI art ever since and that and it has been solidified that my stance on AI is universally negative when people of kiia farms began stealing my artwork and make a AI artwork out of them you know I don't care what you think AI R Trend and Genera AI trend is a virus it's a it's a it's a problematic thing that needs to be put down I don't care what you think think if you really are that bad at making art
00:03:33 don't be using Ai and stealing other people's works that I hope this trend dies down soon because I'm sick of it I'm sick of all these automated AI accounts flourishing the internet manifesting this dead internet Theory and making it a [Music] reality sick and tired of that it's ruining everything number three his tie is to Kiwi Farms again he's a user on kiwi Farms made alliance with kiwi Farms I've grown to hate kiwi Farms ever since these people have been harassing me but yeah I can give you like three
00:04:24 good reasons why I stopped supporting Ruben Sim my three main problems with with Ruben Sim and I get it some people are degenerates I get it predators don't belong on Roblox I agree with that if you come on Roblox to predate on children you shouldn't be allowed on Roblox to begin with I get that and I hate that Roblox is allowing predators to prate on children and stuff like that I get that and that was the main reason I used to support Ruben Sim to begin with but honestly okay you know vou he was that bread
00:05:14 tuber that had jerked off to really disgusting disturbing images of horse stuff but I'd rather listen to a bread tuber with this dis gusting fetish than a person a MAG called person I kid you not I kid you not I am sorry I'm sorry but this is just how it is the Maga mind virus is real Trump derangement syndrome is Justified and where are the antifascists when we need them
00:00:00 all right I want to make some con confusions clear as I'm afraid that people of kiwi Farms would probably write down that I bought from a scalper no I bought these Pokemon cards at a hobby store the same hobby store that our friends had to go down to to get their Prismatic Evolution Cards you know but yeah it was like $135 which is I paid like for the elite trainer set and the and the binder set like the binder set was like $50 while the elite trainer set was like $85 us man which for a booster that's
00:00:48 like that's like around $9 okay I remember booster packs don't cost that much that's that's still over the price of a booster pack but I did not buy from scalpers all right yeah learn this the easy way did not buy it from scalpers bought it from a hobby store now anyone who was stupid enough to buy it from a scalpers shame on them all right but you know going to Mexico is worth it I'm going back on March 28th but I want to clear some confusions out of way it was a miscalculation with it was a miscalculation with my mental math about
00:01:31 currency conversion from Mexican pesos to US Dollars that that got them to think I bought from a scer when I really didn't which I got R confused but hey at least it's at least it's at least it's still better than subscribing to the mai barus I mean that's even dumber than buying from a scalp or really people of Ki Farms have lower cognitive ability than those in late stage dementia anyone who supports the magga cult has has a lower brain capacity than those with late stage dementia you know it's not insult to anyone with
00:02:19 dementia but still QV Farms is the ocracy yeah open them up because again you know am I supposed to bring them all home in packs you know but yeah I want to my point of this video was to clear some confusions basically want to make a laughing moment and claim that like they would think that that yeah they would think that Chris Jen would not haggle the price down of some DS game discover papy Vamp that okay I'm just going to end this
00:00:48 like that's like around $9 okay I remember booster packs don't cost that much that's that's still over the price of a booster pack but I did not buy from scalpers all right yeah learn this the easy way did not buy it from scalpers bought it from a hobby store now anyone who was stupid enough to buy it from a scalpers shame on them all right but you know going to Mexico is worth it I'm going back on March 28th but I want to clear some confusions out of way it was a miscalculation with it was a miscalculation with my mental math about
00:01:31 currency conversion from Mexican pesos to US Dollars that that got them to think I bought from a scer when I really didn't which I got R confused but hey at least it's at least it's at least it's still better than subscribing to the mai barus I mean that's even dumber than buying from a scalp or really people of Ki Farms have lower cognitive ability than those in late stage dementia anyone who supports the magga cult has has a lower brain capacity than those with late stage dementia you know it's not insult to anyone with
00:02:19 dementia but still QV Farms is the ocracy yeah open them up because again you know am I supposed to bring them all home in packs you know but yeah I want to my point of this video was to clear some confusions basically want to make a laughing moment and claim that like they would think that that yeah they would think that Chris Jen would not haggle the price down of some DS game discover papy Vamp that okay I'm just going to end this
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Wait, the pedophile now dislikes the pedophile exposer? Imagine muh shock.
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Here are some new videos from one of his other channels
00:00:00 Minecraft sucks Minecraft sucks Minecraft is a pointless game Minecraft sucks Minecraft sucks Minecraft is a pointless game the graphics suck they like guitari from the [Music] 1980s Minecraft sucks Minecraft sucks Minecraft is a pointless game I tried to get to the second level but I just can't get to it Minecraft sucks Minecraft sucks Minecraft is a pointless game the graphics sucks the game is violent and it hurts your brain Minecraft sucks m Minecraft sucks Minecraft is a pointless game you
00:01:06 receive a brain tumor if you play the game too long Minecraft sucks Minecraft sucks Minecraft is a pointless game
00:01:06 receive a brain tumor if you play the game too long Minecraft sucks Minecraft sucks Minecraft is a pointless game
00:00:01 all right so so yeah as you all know about some of you may or may not know this but Pokemon has been a huge part of my childhood um actually I made actually on the kmas Voyager 1997 Channel I once made a troll video titled I am the creator of Pokemon obviously obviously nobody believed it because again how would anyone believe that but okay so this is what this is what I paid for the the Prismatic Evolutions binder collection right here and the Elite Trainer Box right here this is in Mexican pesos
00:00:41 by the way um so I paid for both of these I paid around $135 us which yeah I mean quite a lot isn't it but yeah this one contains like five got five boosters and this one contains nine boosters so I'm done with words but you know the reason why I decided to get into this crazy is because like I know I know I have relatives and friends who like are into this you know so icid why don't I join in especially since it's part of my childhood yeah yes let's do it so yeah so as you can see that binder collection interestingly enough this
00:01:41 one's in English or is it yeah it's in English and but noticeably right here this one right here is in Spanish by the way which is absolutely fine which is absolutely fine I want to be multilingual anyways I want to be a polyglot anyways so I'm definitely learning Spanish you know so yeah this is like a good this is like a this is like really cool like I got a lot of I got a lot of like um what's the is it called souvenirs from Mexico souvenirs from Mexico because um cuz yeah that's but yeah that's because I've been
00:02:30 to Mexico a lot so I mean look at the UV right here you guys really cute so really really really cute like I I just I just love how they how they make those eyes like this so cute so yeah you know I know it's like Nostalgia s but it's everyone's Nostalgia sake but you know what the real Pokemon is the friend we made along the way yeah so yeah I I got this from a hobby store in Porto Vara by the way these this thing like the Elite Trainer Box is pretty hard to find in the wild you know and then of course there's like the
00:03:29 scalpers who take ADV AG some people wondered if I bought it from a scalper I don't know if hobby stores or scalpers but damn hey I got like people bought some Pokemon stickers so I said yeah you know what I may I get some for myself you know what because why not you know Pokemon's anime I like anime I love anime so yeah so what else is there but yeah I just like like looking at this you know it's pretty cool but but then again like there was scalpers who wanted to like I mean yeah Prismatic Evolutions
00:04:35 has been controversial due to the fact that scalpers are taking advantage of it so I'm advised to avoid from scalpers buying from scalpers which is yeah you know what you know what I got that advice you know what don't take my word for it take it from theirs but got the advice and you know what take the advice take the advice if I bought from a scalper I'm so sorry like is $135 us a reasonable price for these two and I'm talking US dollars
00:00:41 by the way um so I paid for both of these I paid around $135 us which yeah I mean quite a lot isn't it but yeah this one contains like five got five boosters and this one contains nine boosters so I'm done with words but you know the reason why I decided to get into this crazy is because like I know I know I have relatives and friends who like are into this you know so icid why don't I join in especially since it's part of my childhood yeah yes let's do it so yeah so as you can see that binder collection interestingly enough this
00:01:41 one's in English or is it yeah it's in English and but noticeably right here this one right here is in Spanish by the way which is absolutely fine which is absolutely fine I want to be multilingual anyways I want to be a polyglot anyways so I'm definitely learning Spanish you know so yeah this is like a good this is like a this is like really cool like I got a lot of I got a lot of like um what's the is it called souvenirs from Mexico souvenirs from Mexico because um cuz yeah that's but yeah that's because I've been
00:02:30 to Mexico a lot so I mean look at the UV right here you guys really cute so really really really cute like I I just I just love how they how they make those eyes like this so cute so yeah you know I know it's like Nostalgia s but it's everyone's Nostalgia sake but you know what the real Pokemon is the friend we made along the way yeah so yeah I I got this from a hobby store in Porto Vara by the way these this thing like the Elite Trainer Box is pretty hard to find in the wild you know and then of course there's like the
00:03:29 scalpers who take ADV AG some people wondered if I bought it from a scalper I don't know if hobby stores or scalpers but damn hey I got like people bought some Pokemon stickers so I said yeah you know what I may I get some for myself you know what because why not you know Pokemon's anime I like anime I love anime so yeah so what else is there but yeah I just like like looking at this you know it's pretty cool but but then again like there was scalpers who wanted to like I mean yeah Prismatic Evolutions
00:04:35 has been controversial due to the fact that scalpers are taking advantage of it so I'm advised to avoid from scalpers buying from scalpers which is yeah you know what you know what I got that advice you know what don't take my word for it take it from theirs but got the advice and you know what take the advice take the advice if I bought from a scalper I'm so sorry like is $135 us a reasonable price for these two and I'm talking US dollars
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I specifically didn't quote your previous post about it because I wasn't trying to insinuate anything about you. Sure, maybe it's alluding to something else but Alex isn't going to understand that.
"Fucking a 16 year old? I like that" is as far as he would get.
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To be blunt Alex draws like someone who has nonexistent hand-eye coordination or take drawing practices, same flat characters no depth or sense of dimensions.
I can't draw worth shit, but extensive library and how to tutorials give me good impression that Alex is at baby level permanently
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Half of that "Minecraft Sucks Song" is just his "Roblox Sucks Song" with "Roblox" swapped with "Minecraft". I thought he was a "musician", yet he can't even come up with original lyrics for his songs.
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Its because of the porn bots guys.
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Those are some compelling arguments. Are people with gender dysphoria, a mental illness, mentally ill? No! People who like Trump are the ones who are mentally ill. Source? Alex said so and I trust him as an expert on mental health. It's perfectly normal to want to be reincarnated into a cute cartoon cat. Perfectly normal.
Are trannys gross? No! Again this is coming from the guy who eats his scabs and fingernails and shows his parents the drawings he masturbates to. I don't know if I trust his opinion on what's disgusting or not.
Are trannys gross? No! Again this is coming from the guy who eats his scabs and fingernails and shows his parents the drawings he masturbates to. I don't know if I trust his opinion on what's disgusting or not.
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Status / Ghost Archive
I like laughing at scalpers who stupidly buy Pokémon cards just to get nothing in return. They know about as much of Pokémon as a MAGA cultist know about as much of the world outside the United States. Keep starving these scalpers and have them drown in credit card debt.
New rule. Only buy Pokémon cards if you are a fan of the franchise or wanted to get into it.
New rule. Only buy Pokémon cards if you are a fan of the franchise or wanted to get into it.
Status / Ghost Archive
MAGA cultists have less cognitive ability than an Eoarchean microfossil, then they will have no idea what that is because they failed their special education course.
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So Alex spent over $100 on Pokémon cards himself but now he’s pretending to gatekeep them from people he doesn’t like? He's probably just mad because he wasted his own money and wants to feel superior to someone. Also, the MAGA comparison is hilariously random, lil bro can't go a single post without injecting some weird political rant.
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Real life footage of Alex's neuron activity, ft. Imp Alex (real one), Gargantuar Alex (expectation); 4k HD 60FPS.
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You should make the Imp PurpleHacker lmao.
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Interesting, never heard anyone project special ed onto others that wasn't signed up for it themselves. I think we got an "Honor Roll" here.
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Well that confirms it, he's still reading his thread and is still coping about spending $100 on fucking Pokemon cards. It doesn't even matter if you bought from a scalper or not IMO, spending so much money on a dead trend is retarded.
e: inb4 he makes another video "Despite what Kiwi Farms is saying, I am not reading my thread... Okay?"
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