IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

So what are Johnny's accommodations right now? Is he in jail, and if so can we get information what that place is like? Is he on house arrest? Is he still staying with his Korean roommate?
 
I don't know why the Koreans are letting him run around freely. Is it because he's a foreigner? In the US he'd be in a cell by now, unless he's super rich I guess.

I found a post on Reddit about Korean prisons for foreigners. He will likely go to one of these places.

Life-King-9096:
There are 2 prisons in Cheonan. Cheonan Open Prison for minimum security prisoners and Cheonan Prison, which is mainly for foreigners. source

I only have one article to base this off as a lot of references to the foreigner jail have been scrubbed from the Internet as Koreans (rightly) get quite upset when they hear about foreigners getting special treatment. Some apparently even deliberately took photos from the Open Prison, claiming it to be the foreigners prison. Somali may end up here if for example, he only eats Halal as providing appropriate meals was one of the functions of this prison.

Given I don't want to go to prison even in Norway and Korea is not Norway, we can assume that whichever prison he goes to, he won't enjoy it.

BTW, don't be surprised to see the current Russian asset US president side with a campaign to get him back on free speech grounds.

I guess we'll have to wait for April 9 for Johnny's next court adventure. Think he'll do anything stupid between now and then? :optimistic:
 
If he's still walking free maybe he should try running to North Korea. If he's showing up at the trial wearing a MAGA hat then maybe he could play it off that Kim Jong Un can get him back to the US.

At the very least the guards at the DMZ might just beat him up which would be funny.
 
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If he's still walking free maybe he should try running to North Korea. If he's showing up at the trial wearing a MAGA hat then maybe he could play it off that Kim Jong Un can get him back to the US.

At the very least the guards at the DMZ might just beat him up which would be funny.

I'd pay to watch him getting beat up by both the North and South Korean guards together at Panmunjom. Like they wrestle him to the ground and just start kicking him in the kidneys and teeth and stuff.
 
If he's still walking free maybe he should try running to North Korea. If he's showing up at the trial wearing a MAGA hat then maybe he could play it off that Kim Jong Un can get him back to the US.

At the very least the guards at the DMZ might just beat him up which would be funny.
They would either toss him back or gun him down with .50 cals. That or he trips over a mine. Because the DMZ kinda has a lot of those
 
They would either toss him back or gun him down with .50 cals. That or he trips over a mine. Because the DMZ kinda has a lot of those
He would just have to go to the joint security area, there are a couple guards and I assume they have people watching from the other direction to prevent people from causing diplomatic headaches. But that soldier Travis King, who was also a piece of shit trying to avoid prosecution, defected to NK in 2023 by just taking a bus to the JSA and running across. NK held him for like a year before sending him back.

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They would either toss him back or gun him down with .50 cals. That or he trips over a mine. Because the DMZ kinda has a lot of those
Actually I checked Wikipedia:
  • On October 19, 2018, the UNC announced that both Koreas had completed their work to remove landmines from the JSA.[10][77]
  • On October 22, 2018, the UNC endorsed the decision to remove guard posts and weapons from both sides of the Korean border and agreed to provide assistance in the removal process.[78][79]
  • On October 25, 2018, guard posts and weapons were removed from the JSA.[80][6] Personnel also withdrew from the JSA by 1 pm.[80][6] The area is now occupied by 35 unarmed UNC personnel, and 35 unarmed KPA personnel, for a total of 70.
 
I don't know why the Koreans are letting him run around freely.
The process is the punishment. He can't leave Korea and he can't legally earn money, but is still streaming. He lied to the court about being a student and I'm sure the judge has been made aware of these things. The Korean public knows who he is and they hate him. Playing the dumb American tourist is not working, he's just stacking up charges now.

He is flat broke and reliant on Hank's charity. He turned up at court wearing one of Hank's suits which was several sizes too big and is hiding in Hank's apartment.
If he falls out with Hank he will be in even deeper shit than he is already.

<insert Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes clip here>
 
If he's still walking free maybe he should try running to North Korea. If he's showing up at the trial wearing a MAGA hat then maybe he could play it off that Kim Jong Un can get him back to the US.

At the very least the guards at the DMZ might just beat him up which would be funny.
Hey, the more stupid illegal things little Salsa does between now and April, the more charges they can add to his case. And he's choosing to remain an idiot after his trial, probably knows he's in deep shit and can't get out of this one so he's only doubling down and probably plans to go out with a bang before his possible imprisonment.
 
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Agree. Fuck SKorea's stupid traditions. Isn't a crime to swing around a fish, shouldn't be more than an asskicking if you're drunk and throw shit anywhere.
If you're gonna be a stupid disrespectful nigger, be a stupid disrespectful nigger in your own country

Somali's getting less then he deserves, but hopefully his nigger pea brain will tell him to do even more stupid shit so he can sink further
 
If you're gonna be a stupid disrespectful nigger, be a stupid disrespectful nigger in your own country

Somali's getting less then he deserves, but hopefully his nigger pea brain will tell him to do even more stupid shit so he can sink further
Your wish has been granted. See the thread
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ip2-co...om-c-shithole-pcmemes-net.80825/post-20804398 for more details. I think many Somali posters are not aware of this thread yet. I know I wasn't and just posted/read updates on the ip2 thread.
 
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If you're gonna be a stupid disrespectful nigger, be a stupid disrespectful nigger in your own country

Somali's getting less then he deserves, but hopefully his nigger pea brain will tell him to do even more stupid shit so he can sink further
That’s why I don’t get why they need to do it in places like Japan or Korea.

To prove what? That we have laws? The fact we have a high trust society that doesn’t tolerate n’wah behavior?

“YOU GUYS HAVE LAWS SO ITS TOTALITARIAN!!” Is that what they’re trying to prove? That laws are totalitarian? I don’t get this new wave of troglodyte behavior.
 
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