Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[clara red bottoms]

M.A.S.K

Holy shit. Core memory unlocked.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Holy shit. Core memory unlocked.View attachment 7076248

New Toys are being made by the Loyal Subjects by the way.
We all know Patrick thinks he's Matt Trakker fighting the evil VENOM leader, Miles Mayhem, but in reality he's just T-Bob's little cousin, Lil-NOB.

 

[Bias Judge.]

This is a new claim I’ve not seen before. Ricky is claiming that the swatters were impersonating him.

Someone has talked to him closely in an interrogation room, and he’s chosen his story. Hmmmmm.

I found that to be interesting as well.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It was mentioned in the past by Ricky. To the point of some crypto, or wallet he was using person stepping in to reply that it would be impossible to go through their layers of authentication with just partial personal info

Crypto exchanges, especially turbonormie ones like Gemini which iirc is what he had, have the most pedantic Know Your Customer legal requirements out of any other monetary institution. There's no fucking way that the atlaker children would've opened an account in his name just on his SSN number and a bit of social engineering alone. From what I remember the KYC requirements in the US are also more strict than in Europe because there's no picture ID on a federal level in the US, so you often have to do things like take a picture of yourself holding your ID to prove it's you.

 

[FinnSven]

Crypto exchanges, especially turbonormie ones like Gemini which iirc is what he had, have the most pedantic Know Your Customer legal requirements out of any other monetary institution. There's no fucking way that the atlaker children would've opened an account in his name just on his SSN number and a bit of social engineering alone. From what I remember the KYC requirements in the US are also more strict than in Europe because there's no picture ID on a federal level in the US, so you often have to do things like take a picture of yourself holding your ID to prove it's you.

So you are saying its almost certainly impossible for someone to fake his details and pose as him for use of a crypto wallet?

Despite this, the police don't appear to have actually charged him with self swats, even with the person responsible for performing the swat for hire fingering Pat.

He also has the confidence to attempt to sue the police, so he isn't concerned about antagonizing them.

Sounds like something fishy is going on.

 

[break these cuffs]

So you are saying its almost certainly impossible for someone to fake his details and pose as him for use of a crypto wallet?

Yes, to setup at the major exchanges in the US you have to take a picture of yourself with your ID along with scans of the ID. Someone would have had to have bought or created a convincing fake with their own picture.

As a thought exercise, what wonder if Rick is giving a kernel of truth with the social engineering claim? What if he did create that crypto account and someone targeting him tricked him into giving up the information. Despite having a convincing excuse he would be incredibly embarrassed to admit it publicly, but it's something I could see him easily falling for after setting up an account for some bitcoin because it's been all in the news.

 

[Judge Holden]

Tis always a tragic thing when supercilious fat fucks who regularly get their faces edited for shitposts turn on one another...


EDIT: goddamn it fatrick NO MORE BROTHER WARS

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I don't know why it came to me but I have another wish. I would pay two paychecks to get a video of Pat encountering a loonie. Like a full on Daniel Larson crazy and for some reason he's set his sights on Pat. Screaming and shouting BITCH ASS NIGGER in a shrill voice. I don't know how he'd react but I'd imagine they'd both be there until one of them passes out from exhaustion.

Also a bit more on topic, I am waiting for him to be noticed by some actual politician/pundit he reply guys to so we get a Ben Shapiro 2.0 and he's absolutely blown out on TV or another major platform. More civilians are catching him out.

 

[bortherman]

I don't know why it came to me but I have another wish. I would pay two paychecks to get a video of Pat encountering a loonie. Like a full on Daniel Larson crazy and for some reason he's set his sights on Pat. Screaming and shouting BITCH ASS NIGGER in a shrill voice. I don't know how he'd react

He would look for the first person of authority to snitch too.
Then make up a story on twitter how he readily handled another Nazi Cyberstalker.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Yes, to setup at the major exchanges in the US you have to take a picture of yourself with your ID along with scans of the ID. Someone would have had to have bought or created a convincing fake with their own picture.

As a thought exercise, what wonder if Rick is giving a kernel of truth with the social engineering claim? What if he did create that crypto account and someone targeting him tricked him into giving up the information. Despite having a convincing excuse he would be incredibly embarrassed to admit it publicly, but it's something I could see him easily falling for after setting up an account for some bitcoin because it's been all in the news.

I highly doubt anyone in this thread would do it, we don’t touch poop. It doesn’t seem strike me as being something the pests would do either. Sure, they’ve had long cons like the Josiah Tapes, but they all led up to making the piggy squeal in a way they could tangible see. The only person I could see being retarded enough to pull something like this is the street-shitter herself.

I just don’t see anyone taking the time to try and pull something like that off. Sure, it’s feasible, but this is Fatrick we’re talking about.

Contrary to Pat’s delusions of grandeur, he really is a very (FAT) fish in a large pond, and beneath notice for most people.

By a process of elimination, the most likely candidate for setting up the account is sugar nips himself.

 

[Judge Holden]

Hyperborean Fatrick threatens to use his unholy Vril energy to banish any who do not coom to the StalkerPrison for all eternity

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Hyperborean Fatrick threatens to use his unholy Vril energy to banish any who do not coom to the StalkerPrison for all eternity
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I wonder how much these actually get to him. You'd think he'd be furious and be handing out paragraph long prisonings to every single Badger Fucks Niki reply, but these are so dull. They're emasculating by implying Pat can't sexually satisfy her and that Badger will PCJ pat with a second lappening, that should be having him bouncing off the walls squealing. Either he's learning to hide how much it gets to him or he really just doesn't care because she's a beard/object to him.

 

[femoralcanal]

I just don’t see anyone taking the time to try and pull something like that off. Sure, it’s feasible, but this is Fatrick we’re talking about.

Well to be fair, if there's something that screams "Funsters" is their ability, patience and resourcefulness to pull off long and complicated bits.

That being said, I have no doubt they did not do this. Patrick did. Because while they have the means to do crazy stuff, it needs first of all to be funny.

An unfunny, stupid, and easily disprovable bit is the hallmark of the same mysterious FFWBT that sent the police the most identifiable voicemails and vandalism videos ever created. And then wrote on Patrick's bike with water solvable ink.

I don't know when, but I'm positively certain that eventually this thread will get the grey "Inactive" sticker because this fat retard will, in the end, enjoy prison.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Tis always a tragic thing when supercilious fat fucks who regularly get their faces edited for shitposts turn on one another...

I know what I must do, but I am afeared to do it (and not good enough with photoshop)

Can someone make the fatvance to end all fatvances, using Ricky T's famous authorshot?

 

[FinnSven]

Yes, to setup at the major exchanges in the US you have to take a picture of yourself with your ID along with scans of the ID. Someone would have had to have bought or created a convincing fake with their own picture.

As a thought exercise, what wonder if Rick is giving a kernel of truth with the social engineering claim? What if he did create that crypto account and someone targeting him tricked him into giving up the information. Despite having a convincing excuse he would be incredibly embarrassed to admit it publicly, but it's something I could see him easily falling for after setting up an account for some bitcoin because it's been all in the news.

I don’t think it’s that.

Not American so tell me how far fetched this could be;

Maybe he has leverage somewhere with some one who can make charges relating to the self swats go away, who also has enough weight and promised further support for Patrick suing the police?

I know he couldn’t get the Quasi stuff to vanish, but my ill informed guess is that whoever is in his corner now couldn’t do anything about that because of the involvement of an out of state court.

California if I recall correctly?

Because they followed the process to have the debt domesticated, maybe this theoretical power holder couldn’t crush that without California asking problematic questions?

As I say, probably far fetched and I don’t know how all this really works, but crazier shit has happened.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

I don’t think it’s that.

Not American so tell me how far fetched this could be;

Maybe he has leverage somewhere with some one who can make charges relating to the self swats go away, who also has enough weight and promised further support for Patrick suing the police?

I know he couldn’t get the Quasi stuff to vanish, but my ill informed guess is that whoever is in his corner now couldn’t do anything about that because of the involvement of an out of state court.

California if I recall correctly?

Because they followed the process to have the debt domesticated, maybe this theoretical power holder couldn’t crush that without California asking problematic questions?

As I say, probably far fetched and I don’t know how all this really works, but crazier shit has happened.

It’s far fetched, but we have definitely seen stranger things happen in lolcow history. I just can’t see someone as acerbic as Pat having someone powerful in his corner, or at least someone that actually has Pat’s best intentions in mind.

I think a more likely scenario is that he has some tard whispering in his ear, either telling him to set this stuff up personally or telling him that they’ll take care of everything if Fat just gives them some details.

Who could that be? Who knows. We have a few likely suspects of course, but unless this ends in a courtroom I doubt we’ll ever know.

There is one thing we know for sure though, and that is that Patrick is FAT.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Oscar Isaac. Poe Dameron aka Dollar Store Wedge Antilles in nu Star Wars. Also Leto Atreides in Dune and Moon Knight in the dogshit tv series.

Maybe I’m just not media literate enough but based on what you’re telling me fat saw a picture of two sci-fi nerds from properties predominantly enjoyed by men and instead of admitting his own attraction he pretended like women get so turned on by two faggots cuddling that they want to be incubators.

Also no way Pat has a mysterious benefactor. Maybe for his first lolsuit but there’s not a single soul on earth who stands to gain from more lolfare besides Lynn. Even the most retarded ideological ally would take one look at his feed where he refuses to stop engaging with his “stalkers” and wonder what difference it would make.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Well to be fair, if there's something that screams "Funsters" is their ability, patience and resourcefulness to pull off long and complicated bits.

That being said, I have no doubt they did not do this. Patrick did. Because while they have the means to do crazy stuff, it needs first of all to be funny.

An unfunny, stupid, and easily disprovable bit is the hallmark of the same mysterious FFWBT that sent the police the most identifiable voicemails and vandalism videos ever created. And then wrote on Patrick's bike with water solvable ink.

I don't know when, but I'm positively certain that eventually this thread will get the grey "Inactive" sticker because this fat retard will, in the end, enjoy prison.

I'm sure no one here did, and that ONA didn't as there's no punchline to it.

I still don't believe pat did it either, I think he'd be more likely to just lie about getting swated than actually orchestrate one.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

His only benefactor/secret retard is almost certainly Jackie. She kinda came up out of nowhere for whatever reason and my own assumption is that she had a chip on her shoulder about wanting to prove she's a super epic smart woman ethical cyber hacker and to prove that instead of using her shitty "hacking" (googling and seeing if vague username/connections show up, meaning they're totally legit smoking guns) on something that could catch her heat– I don't know what that would be– she settled on a supposed man being swatted and harassed by a cyber stalker cult. She was partially right by saying it was TorSwats but anyone could've guessed that, and then she ran off on the retard wagon saying he was some Swede, likely told Pat to keep ordering SWATs if you believe that angle, and then when the kid got picked up by the feds she made a fake New TorSwats to make it seem like everyone else was wrong and she was right until the FBI probably sent her a message to fuck off.

I'm still unsure on if the first few were real or not but I'm erring on they "were", as in Pat didn't order them. Again, if you believe he has. I think the famous DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA one he's stated was the 3rd one and I'm up in the air on if that was one he could have called in. He was pissed but that's understandable, but it's weird he was asking about clarification on what address they were told and people thought he planned on hiding in the AirBnB while they kicked in his door and then sue for money.

This is a lot of rehashing of prior discussed stuff so I'll just say he's a fat faggot with bitch tits and the only person who seemingly wants to have sex with him is a very eccentric user of this forum.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Somebody posted this to faggit, r/murderedbywords.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/1j80g6o/my_sympathies_to_his_daughter/?share_id=Ih5XLsyMEMh7Dp_q7Tg5C&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=4