DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Irredemable Retardation]

They have no chemistry and are just roomates at this point. From what I cobbled together Kat likely lives downstairs and sits on the couch playing the xbox most of the time.
They don't really have any activity together outside driving to the hairsalon and grocery shopping.

Like anything that Phil does there's no passion.

Off-topic but remember that the Null guntguards who acted high and mighty here also called the regulars, that have been observing Phil for at least some time, delusional for saying he doesn't have sex with Khet, when it's obvious Phil is uninterested and a closet fag on the level of Nick Fuentes by merely watching their awkward interactions, that also emphasize how he acts like a caricature of an human being.
Null's entire manic episode and the level of ballwashing was so pathetic, even the retards in the Woman-Hate Thread (that is essentially 2020's /pol/ combined with /r9k/ and mixed with the smugness of Redditors) had to join the guntguarding and voice how they are totally better than the mentally ill DSP forum users.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

The Wakhando is very much like Jabba’s Palace. Phil is Jabba The Hut, demanding bounties from the dents, whilst he keeps the Rancor living downstairs out of sight and feeds it with Doordash and custom-made microwave meals.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

The divorce dentractors love in their own fantasy world where Phil and Kat don't get along and hate each other, when the reality is likely much different

Nigga, are you blind? They might not hate each other but they clearly are indifferent and only exist as a married couple for convenience.

There’s nothing there, except for obesity.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I was trying to post this earlier, but the forums weren't cooperating. From the early stream pre-stream:

Supercut of DSP mentioning being "stressed out because of behind the scenes stuff" 7 times within one hour, while claiming he doesn't want to talk about it or explain what it is.

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Absolutely bat-shit insane.

EDIT:



I'm not all-in on all these Anonymous end-of-the-stream tips being pre-arranged, but at least today's last tip from LisaLou was extremely suspicious. Clip:

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At the very least he knew how big the tip was, even though he claimed to not having looked at it. He's clearly lying.

All pre-arranged and unhinged.

Phil would never just deny someone money saying they are fake unless he had that shit in his back pocket. $124 from a sock that always fills in cracks to hit goals sittin in an email. An email that he recognizes. A mysterious "break" in the middle of it, and NDO coming in with a very generic robotic request confirmation style message "Hello, this is NDO123, beep boop".

He's not just puttin on a performances, but he's also colluding with whales to milk the lessers first before he just does some shitty magic trick that isn't fooling anyone.

• It's a bummer we won't be able to secure the donations for the marathon.
• I wish we could get them, but it’s looking unlikely.
• I really wanted the marathon to be tomorrow, but I don’t think we’ll make it.
• Too bad we won’t reach our donation goal for the marathon.
• I was really hoping we’d get the donations, but it doesn’t seem possible.
• It’s frustrating that we won’t hit the target for the marathon funds.
• I’d love for this to happen, but I don’t think we’ll get there.
• I was looking forward to the marathon, but it’s not looking good.
• If only we could secure those donations—unfortunately, it’s not in the cards.
• I’m still hoping for a miracle, but it’s not looking promising.

I have behind the scenes problems and no it's not about Khet at all.
No I'm not getting a divorce.

Personally don't think this and it's like others suggested, he's just doing some more manipulation pity bullshit. He doesn't have much going on and keeps it vague for attention. Just happened to be after PPP gave him the parental discussion he hasn't got since forever.

Now look where we are, doubling down on the grifting bullshit. I don't think I saw much gameplay last night during all this.

 

[neger psykolog]

Nigga, are you blind? They might not hate each other but they clearly are indifferent and only exist as a married couple for convenience.

There’s nothing there, except for obesity.

No nigga, it is you and some other people who are blind.

No one is a fly on the wall in the Burnell Mansion. Therefore we only know what we see on camera. Khet has only been on camera extremely sparingly in recent history and on top of that didn't seem to appreciate the things said about her whenever she did. So people saying she is disgusted by DSP trying to touch her could be misconstruing that she just doesn't want to give people any more awkward moments to begin with.

Never 4get: "detractors" and people were heavily convinced she was gone ages ago until she suddenly appeared again after Mike Cum failed to make a documentary about DSP:

Regarding the whole DivorceCucks feeling #bullish shit - a few years ago there were way many more implicit signs that Khet was outta there than right now, with him just going full teenage "le sigh" sadboi. He looked haggard as fuck, well more than usual, the same way he looked after Leanna. He would say that Jasper joins him in the room whenever Khet is not home and there was a 2-3 week period where Jasper would come on stream every single day, even on Sundays.

Then all of a sudden a few months later Phail paraded the Ten Tonne Terror of Renton on stream

This is pretty similar: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldwater_rule

Now everyone loves to call DSP and his streams the "hermit kingdom" and make comparison to North Korea and the divorce talk is exactly like when the western world tried to shit on Kim Jong Un and glorious North Korea and said in February 2016 that Ri Yong-gil (some military guy) had been executed for corruption:


Then a few months later the little fucker resurfaces like Derish with a new twitter account:


No one here really knows shit about Khet and DSP's relationship and the only things you ever hear are from DSP for the most part who is well known for his truth and integrity. There's not even any South Korean spies. And Khet clearly and has for years now not wanted to have anything to do with DSP's streams to begin with, so whenever she has appeared on them she is obviously not wanting to be there already.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I only can speculate like anyone else what the vague stream hinting is at, but I do believe it's likely health related, if not relationship exit related, which could tie in with a health basis of the cause of the strain, if that's the primary source of the disruption. If Khet's (or Phil's, potential) health problems are running up against the sweatyman.jpg collection funds at this point I would not be surprised but I think the likeliest axis of source of it stems from his relationship with his wife in some manner, I just don't know the specific way at this time, is how I frame the subplot at this juncture.

 

[neger psykolog]

I only can speculate like anyone else what the vague stream hinting is at, but I do believe it's likely health related, if not relationship exit related, which could tie in with a health basis of the cause of the strain, if that's the primary source of the disruption. If Khet's (or Phil's, potential) health problems are running up against the sweatyman.jpg collection funds at this point I would not be surprised but I think the likeliest axis of source of it stems from his relationship with his wife in some manner, I just don't know the specific way at this time, is how I frame the subplot at this juncture.

Nigga it's his tax returns: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-20793447

Look at the dates on the posts and look at today's dates. He's freaking out because he leaves it until the last picosecond as usual.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

No normal woman (living in the first world) would put up with her husband blowing an absurd amount of money on dumb shit while she only leaves the house to work in retail, do grocery shopping, or eat slop in some restaurant that can’t be more than 15 miles from the snort fort. Even if she doesn’t pay attention to Phil's finances or doesn't watch Phil's streams (to catch the latest version of Phil's bankruptcy story), any normal woman would be pissed about eating off a paper plate and only dreaming of visiting anything outside of Washington while shit keeps coming from Amazon. Any normal woman would question Phil about a retirement plan or anything besides continuing to spend money like the five retard whales would keep rotating to feed his income forever.

 

[Yung Dalph]

normal woman

Self-felted 3 words into the post

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

No normal woman (living in the first world) would put up with her husband blowing an absurd amount of money on dumb shit while she only leaves the house to work in retail, do grocery shopping, or eat slop in some restaurant that can’t be more than 15 miles from the snort fort. Even if she doesn’t pay attention to Phil's finances or doesn't watch Phil's streams (to catch the latest version of Phil's bankruptcy story), any normal woman would be pissed about eating off a paper plate and only dreaming of visiting anything outside of Washington while shit keeps coming from Amazon. Any normal woman would question Phil about a retirement plan or anything besides continuing to spend money like the five retard whales would keep rotating to feed his income forever.

Agreed, this is the part about Kat that has never added up for me. She's been low class trash lacking solid shelter her entire life and she's said herself that Phil being a successful streamer is a big reason she moved out there with him. Unless she's so beat down and defeated that she doesn't care anymore, which may be the case, and certainly possible once you realize you are either 1) stuck living with Phil Burnell forever or 2) end up like your retarded sister Jenna.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

I'm more of a tangy home-style garlic person myself but that's just me

 

[neger psykolog]

No normal woman (living in the first world) would put up with her husband blowing an absurd amount of money on dumb shit while she only leaves the house to work in retail, do grocery shopping, or eat slop in some restaurant that can’t be more than 15 miles from the snort fort. Even if she doesn’t pay attention to Phil's finances or doesn't watch Phil's streams (to catch the latest version of Phil's bankruptcy story), any normal woman would be pissed about eating off a paper plate and only dreaming of visiting anything outside of Washington while shit keeps coming from Amazon. Any normal woman would question Phil about a retirement plan or anything besides continuing to spend money like the five retard whales would keep rotating to feed his income forever.

What we know from the bankruptcy saga is that their finances are supposedly entirely separate, or at least they filed taxes separately at that point in time.

So it could be they're still completely separate financially although DSP pays for the house and some other shit. If true she may not give a single fuck what he spends his money on.

As someone said a few posts ago some people have relationships where their lives are almost totally separated legally and financially and even in their house.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Nigga it's his tax returns: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-20793447

Look at the dates on the posts and look at today's dates. He's freaking out because he leaves it until the last picosecond as usual.

I thought he was supposed to be a mature adult?

 

[Eekum Bokum]

The divorce dentractors love in their own fantasy world where Phil and Kat don't get along and hate each other, when the reality is likely much different

Hamas and Israel get along better than Kat and Phil.

 

[Free Jasper]

Phillip: “I’ve done a very good job of separating personal and public life.”

Also Phillip: “Someone stole muh shopping bags!”


Also to whoever was implying Philip and Khat are a loving couple; that awkward two finger stroke he did of her last time she was on stream lives in my nightmares. It was horrific. It’s like what you did in baby school when you were scared to touch a girl. Except it was a 42 year old that was married to the person.
Nobody can watch that finger stroke and tell me they regularly show each other affection. Phillip seemed scared to touch her. I’d put my life savings on they haven’t kissed even on the cheek for 3 years. At least.

The original statement was they don’t hate each other. I’d agree but they certainly don’t love each other. ‘Tolerate’ seems the most accurate word.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Okay hold on, I've been gone for 2 days and suddenly this dude is playing FNAF? Talk about striking the iron while it's ice cold, the FNAF ship sailed more than half a decade ago.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Regarding the whole "my parents are dying"

It just hit me that if they were really dying or if he really cared. He couldve used the KC money to go visit them. He truly scammed his parents and the whole 10 year plan thing went up in flames over the slightest inconvenience. Imagine if does it again: "guys these past few days my parents are sick and they are dying(for real this time) please tip. If we hit the goal i will make the trip to visit them"

 

[GodModule]

I don't think he's getting divorced, but look at the way he answered the question when he was asked if he was

Timestamp: 1:09

 

[lupinthethird]

He is just constantly scaling up the content he gives detractors while shrinking his own viewers to the point where he fails to get 200 viewers on some of his streams now when he used to pull 500-1000 easy.

Probably sucks knowing your detractors easily achieve more than 7x the amount of viewers

 

[Dave's Mailman]

Well Phil is actually Polish. Not Italian. He might be like 3% Italian.

Edit: don't believe me? Google "middle aged polish man" and this shit pops up. it's polish Phil and he has hit the glasses goal.

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O kurwa, Filip Burnełski