Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Fortyone said:
The boy's cognitive dissonance between complaining about everything "woke" like a 70 year old man is super fucking weird when you consider his best friend is a tranny sex pest.
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Honestly, Cobra’s said it before and I’ll paraphrase:

“I don’t care about what you do with your dick. If you’re an adult, whatever, it’s not my business. Don’t touch kids. Don’t touch animals.”

He’s pretty consistent with that and if we’re digging to the heart of the issue, ultimately Cobra just wants to care and help. Sometimes he thinks that’s ranting on YouTube for people to absorb his “sage” wisdom but where it really matters is when he brings homeless dudes who are fucked up into his house for some KFC and a cup of booze. Sometimes people want to a-log the little boglim and give him a hard time because he’s said some fucked up stuff and, look, nobody here’s going to deny that’s happened but really, he just does the best he can every day. Some days, that’s whacking off and listening to bells and some days that’s trying to help his weird friend. You can’t win ‘em all.
 
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'Ole Dente said:
Sometimes people want to a-log the little boglim and give him a hard time because he’s said some fucked up stuff and, look, nobody here’s going to deny that’s happened but really, he just does the best he can every day.
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I think Cobes is genuinely too retarded to have what he says held to an any standard worth getting upset over. His actual actions are different he knows the difference between right and wrong but the stuff he says? Come on. A-logs will seethe over something he said and it’s like dawg he doesn’t comprehend what’s coming out of his mouth, don’t let it twist your panties in a bunch.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
I think Cobes is genuinely too retarded to have what he says held to an any standard worth getting upset over. His actual actions are different he knows the difference between right and wrong but the stuff he says? Come on. A-logs will seethe over something he said and it’s like dawg he doesn’t comprehend what’s coming out of his mouth, don’t let it twist your panties in a bunch.
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Alogs taking his, "alive, of-age, not-related" checklist as a confession pisses me off, because they're always saying it's suspicious that he clarifies every time. Like no, dipshit, he knows if he doesn't clarify a trole will say he wants to fuck one of those things, and he's sick of it. It's like they think he's doing some gay doublespeak, but the truth of the matter is he's too retarded for that.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Alogs taking his, "alive, of-age, not-related" checklist as a confession pisses me off, because they're always saying it's suspicious that he clarifies every time. Like no, dipshit, he knows if he doesn't clarify a trole will say he wants to fuck one of those things, and he's sick of it. It's like they think he's doing some gay doublespeak, but the truth of the matter is he's too retarded for that.
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people who alog cobes in general are fucking dumbass
 
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Epikusername4 said:
people who alog cobes in general are fucking dumbass
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Why do you think some lolcows' aloggers are nastier than others? Hamberlynn's (basically all of gorlworld) ones are so nasty.

Cobes is literally just an autistic retard goth badboy who sits there on camera and drinks himself into oblivion. What is even there to get upset about? I saw a lot of shit in the Reddit and even some of the private Discord servers where they are the only people I've ever seen use that Discord thread capability and they will discuss how to generally ruin his life and justify it because "he murders animals, he's a pedo, he's a creep". Guys need help and some Vitamin D. You could fill a thread with just the a-loggers.

Would not surprise me if the swatting he had at his ex-ex-apartment was organised in these private shitholes.
 
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Crunkle said:
Why do you think some lolcows' aloggers are nastier than others? Hamberlynn's (basically all of gorlworld) ones are so nasty.

Cobes is literally just an autistic retard goth badboy who sits there on camera and drinks himself into oblivion. What is even there to get upset about? I saw a lot of shit in the Reddit and even some of the private Discord servers where they are the only people I've ever seen use that Discord thread capability and they will discuss how to generally ruin his life and justify it because "he murders animals, he's a pedo, he's a creep". Guys need help and some Vitamin D. You could fill a thread with just the a-loggers.

Would not surprise me if the swatting he had at his ex-ex-apartment was organised in these private shitholes.
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i couldnt give a fuck if people alog real confirmed pedophiles, its embrassing to interact with them and you shouldnt pozload my neghole but pedos should be castrated anyway

other if you genuinely hate other cows though start lifting weights or showering dude because if you spend anytime hating these people instead of laughing at time your in too deep
 
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Crunkle said:
Why do you think some lolcows' aloggers are nastier than others? Hamberlynn's (basically all of gorlworld) ones are so nasty.

Cobes is literally just an autistic retard goth badboy who sits there on camera and drinks himself into oblivion. What is even there to get upset about? I saw a lot of shit in the Reddit and even some of the private Discord servers where they are the only people I've ever seen use that Discord thread capability and they will discuss how to generally ruin his life and justify it because "he murders animals, he's a pedo, he's a creep". Guys need help and some Vitamin D. You could fill a thread with just the a-loggers.

Would not surprise me if the swatting he had at his ex-ex-apartment was organised in these private shitholes.
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I know why they’re in those discords, it’s for the same people like me and you aren’t.

We have things in our lives that are important enough to occupy much of our time. We don’t need to play fucking “gay survivor” in one of these discords where people leak chat logs and form secret alliances and share pictures of buttholes. All people like me and you have to spare is 10 minutes a day to fire off some mental garbage in a thread on the Farms and then it’s back to work.

Every time one of these discord guys gets outed they are always some welfare bum or some guy/gal who’s fallen on some hard times. If that’s the case, my heart goes out to you, man. I hope you turn things around but that’s not gunna happen in a Discord group for a retard man.
 
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Cobes can push some buttons for sure. He's ungrateful and ignorant about the world around him. People wage slave and see a retard who has no concept of independent adult living brag about others being losers everyday gets to some people. The giant list of "why Josh is a bad person" that was compiled on the old subreddit caused mob mentality. He no doubt has done some shitty things without remorse then goes online and gets on his Cobra Cult tactical soapbox while raking in the dough.

But in the end, Josh is meek and talks a big game from his chair. Especially anymore, he doesn't need any help in inflicting harm upon him. Yet there's still people who want to "beat his head in" (recent comment on The Boglim) and a bunch of equally smooth brains using their real names and other traceable data on the Facebook group speaking aggressively--both a-logging and just generally violent.

The general advice has always been - if you feel yourself getting mad at Josh, take a break from watching him.
 
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charlesdickens said:
But in the end, Josh is meek and talks a big game from his chair.
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He's also a clinical retard. It is not like he is some trust fund silver spoon kid getting free money while rubbing it in his audience face. He is a fucking retard. He cannot add up an integer under 10 without a calculator. He cannot spell the word "twice". He is a failure of a person, a failure of the system, and a product of unchecked retardation.

That is exactly why he is hilarious. If the retard who is living off gibs (for being a braindead retard) and panhandling on the Internet angers you or makes you jealous than you really need to examine your own life.

Cobes is the bad ending. "I wish I never had to work and could sit around all day getting high and watching TV", the monkey paw curls and you wake up as KingCobraJFS.
 
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I think that the problem that many A-logs face relates to breaking what I consider one of the cardinal rules of observing lolcows: Never compare yourself to the cow.

I often see comments on lolcow content along the lines of: "I have autism, and I'm not this bad!" or "[Cow] is [# age] here. When I was that age, I [insert normal human things or mundane accomplishments]." Or even "Whenever I feel bad about my life, I watch [cow] and realize that my life isn't so bad."

For even semi-normal people, such comparisons are meaningless because they set the bar incredibly low. I don't care what else is going on in your life or what hurdles you've had to overcome, of COURSE you are doing better than a literal retard.

Where it gets dangerous are the times when people compare themselves to lolcows and find themselves becoming jealous.
Maybe somebody's struggling to make ends meet while working a shit job. That person would LOVE to Doordash a simple dinner but doesn't because it's a very expensive way to get food. Then that person sees Cobes ordering some stupid 60-topping pizza that he "allows to cool" for three days and becomes envious. They see him get things that he wants that they themselves can't have and develop negative feelings toward him and lash out.

It's natural to be empathetic -- to wonder: "How would I respond if placed in this person's situation?" but I advise everyone to resist that urge when it comes to lolcows. Nothing good can come of it.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
He's also a clinical retard. It is not like he is some trust fund silver spoon kid getting free money while rubbing it in his audience face. He is a fucking retard. He cannot add up an integer under 10 without a calculator. He cannot spell the word "twice". He is a failure of a person, a failure of the system, and a product of unchecked retardation.

That is exactly why he is hilarious. If the retard who is living off gibs (for being a braindead retard) and panhandling on the Internet angers you or makes you jealous than you really need to examine your own life.

Cobes is the bad ending. "I wish I never had to work and could sit around all day getting high and watching TV", the monkey paw curls and you wake up as KingCobraJFS.
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yeah but did you know that a woman once rejected cobes because his dick WAS TOO BIG. also he has voice like johnny cash he looks like ozzy and smells good. he can go live anytime he wants trole
 
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charlesdickens said:
Cobes can push some buttons for sure. He's ungrateful and ignorant about the world around him. People wage slave and see a retard who has no concept of independent adult living brag about others being losers everyday gets to some people. The giant list of "why Josh is a bad person" that was compiled on the old subreddit caused mob mentality. He no doubt has done some shitty things without remorse then goes online and gets on his Cobra Cult tactical soapbox while raking in the dough.

But in the end, Josh is meek and talks a big game from his chair. Especially anymore, he doesn't need any help in inflicting harm upon him. Yet there's still people who want to "beat his head in" (recent comment on The Boglim) and a bunch of equally smooth brains using their real names and other traceable data on the Facebook group speaking aggressively--both a-logging and just generally violent.

The general advice has always been - if you feel yourself getting mad at Josh, take a break from watching him.
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Punishing the deranged wage slave redditors one drink combo at a time TMDWFU youtoob, reminds me of this golden clip:

 
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Acoustic Virgin said:
Never compare yourself to the cow.
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While I agree, comparing yourself to a cow could/should be a wakeup call
"Damn, all I do is drink and smoke and doordash food all day... Am I becoming cobes? Am I going down the same regarded way? How can I avoid it? "
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"I'm autistically obsessed with my sonic oc. Am i becoming CWC? am I doomed to fuck my mother? What can be done to forgo such fate? "
 
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