Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

[Not Dr. Evil]

Zack posted homemade porn on the internet and then complained when someone noticed,

 

[Grander Fucktard]

"apparently this...."
apparently!?!
why the fuck did Zach get a knife when he didn't know what it was for!?!

well, he had a dick he only used as a semi -chub noodle whip on Penny Hobo's asshole

then again, he's got himself a powah-knife and you know what THAT'S about...

 

[Stinkyboy]

How is advocating for mental health support for trannies in any way a genocide?

 

[break these cuffs]

"apparently this...."
apparently!?!
why the fuck did Zach get a knife when he didn't know what it was for!?!

He wanted it because it's edgy and was in a TV show he watches. It's another checkmark in the "Zach is a 14 Year Old Boy" column.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Now people will know he's both dangerous and cool, like Hannibal. And he posted about it with pictures so everyone will know he's just like Hannibal. If Zack got into SOA/Mayans, he'd be one of the losers that buys the fake cuts and thinks it makes him look like/be a legitimate badass.

 

[Positron]

it's edgy and was in a TV show he watches.

Ahem. Movie.


His new toy is not as useful as he thought.

Yup, a $140 gift unwrapper!





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Like Achilles, Zach turned extra badass because he was dunked in a river.







Archive of NYT article

 

[break these cuffs]

Ahem. Movie.


His new toy is not as useful as he thought.

Yup, a $160 gift unwrapper!





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Yeah, it's a meme knife. It's funny because the company that makes it also produces a great many good knives and he chose a shit one because of a movie. There are a couple traditional knives that have a hook style from specific regions that I assume have a specific purpose for them. They look cool so they get designed and made when they aren't practical for everyday use. Serrations are also suited to a few specific tasks. A lot of people like them because you can still use them to tear when your knife is dull as shit and most people never sharpen their knives. It's why steaks most steak knives are serrated. It's horrible to watch good beef get torn under serrations.

I'm not a knife sperg in the sense that I own a ton of them and know all the brands and designers. After having lots of shitty tools as a young man I've spent the last decade researching, testing, and buying the right tool for the right job. Maintining your quality tools is also important, so I learned to sharpen. I also have a blacksmith friend who got me interested in learning about steels, carbides, hardness, etc. Before I knew it I was a knife sperg.

Zach falls for the gimmicks that the edgiest of teenage boys fall for.

 

[Stinkyboy]

lol, too retarded to use scissors?????? thats a new low

 

[Sean Andalou]

too retarded to use scissors?

No man. Too COOOOOOL!!!!!!11!1!!

 

[Grander Fucktard]

Like Achilles, Zach turned extra badass because he was dunked in a river.

so... after being dunked in a warm water river, he realized all his clothes were thin and soft - ie more amenable to survival in a warm water river scenario

better change that!

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

There are a couple traditional knives that have a hook style from specific regions that I assume have a specific purpose for them

they do ..and that specific purpose is usually around farming ; digging up roots, razing and threshing grasses, cutting branches (think about a modern pole saw) and stuff like that
a lot of "cool martial arts" weapons are repurposed farm tools. Either for the economics of it - when you are a farmer, you grab what you have and it's not like you are made of resources (hmm, Zack could learn from that) or in a quasi-feudal system as a farmer you might not be allowed to own overthrowy type weapons (sort of like the "it's legal" baseball bat carry theme that the rainbow-hair warriors went through a few years back)

 

[sarna]

they do ..and that specific purpose is usually around farming ; digging up roots, razing and threshing grasses, cutting branches (think about a modern pole saw) and stuff like that

Also useful at sea for cutting rope, nets, that sorta thing. (No surprise that a lot of hookbill styles originate from Pacific island regions.)

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

so... after being dunked in a warm water river, he realized all his clothes were hin and soft - ie more amenable to survival in a warm water river scenario

You think after that, Zach would have chosen a dive knife. Zach, I suggest the XS fog cutter.
and for zack (honestly for divers too) I recommend the chisel tip.
for divers b/c it's a hazard when entangled and you are deploying it/sheathing it that close to the body, esp in glove and suit
for Zach, because you are too retarded to get out of flatwater

the bonus is it also works as shears (an it doesn't have finger holes) for all zach's snakegift wrapping needs

Also useful at sea for cutting rope, nets, that sorta thing. (No surprise that a lot of hookbill styles originate from Pacific island regions.)

heh, ya know I have a one hand opening folding karambit and that's what I use it on deck for...make a bight and draw. I like the finger loop for stability in swells. It's really not dissimilar to dealing with branches and stuff where you want the blade to sort of trap into the workpiece as opposed to slide off (good for a slice)
At first i didn't like the underhand grip for it, but then I kind of found that after the line lets go, it's my fist going first in the direction of travel, not the point
and with the curved blade, the point isn't actually facing me either
it'd be cool if they made one with a knot spike

 

[Aunt Carol]

Is he bragging that his new knife shipped from the factory really sharp?

But you can sharpen anything, right? Knives get dull and you have to sharpen them or they don't work as well and crush the tissue/broccoli you're cutting with them.

Please help I am a non-penis woman and don't understand knife autism.

I have been to the mall many times, and I have purchased a knife just because it looked cool, but that was a knife the same size and shape as a peanut and I have it on the ring with my mailbox key for opening packages.

 

[Grander Fucktard]

Is he bragging that his new knife shipped from the factory really sharp?

But you can sharpen anything, right? Knives get dull and you have to sharpen them or they don't work as well and crush the tissue/broccoli you're cutting with them.

Please help I am a non-penis woman and don't understand knife autism.

I have been to the mall many times, and I have purchased a knife just because it looked cool, but that was a knife the same size and shape as a peanut and I have it on the ring with my mailbox key for opening packages.
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Zach has only recently started brusing his teeth.do you think he can really be bothered to sharpen a serrated knife

an no Z-baby just because there's a little plain edge at the tip doesn't make it semi-serrated


he keeps talking about how sharp it is for cutting paper, opening boxes and wrapping presents - very utilitarian things...now if only there was a knife for that kind of...utility
hmm.

I hesitate to mention it b/c they are nice and Zack is a tard, but the fastback II is great




and probably the right choice for him..if he actually cared about anE DC cutting tool (we all know he doesn't)
it's got in handle blade storage for his precision surgical cannibal cuts without sharpening
a line cutter feature for his kayak wet exits


BUT

The big drawback is it's one hand gravity opening (it's not OTF, but a gravity folder) -- which is great for normal people who have a hand on the workpiece to own it
but terrible for normal people if zach were to own it b/c
1) Zack wouldn't stop flipping it opened and closed pretending he's in rumblefish - the incessant clacking would drive everyone insane
2) somebody would have to drive him to the hospital when he tries some fetishized flip trick he saw in a cartoon

 

[break these cuffs]

Is he bragging that his new knife shipped from the factory really sharp?

You'd be surprised how shitty some knives come from the factory, but Spyderco is generally good. I also went on knifecenter while I was on the can today and looked at all the $100-150 Spydercos and laughed at the number of good knives Heather could have bought instead. And, I don't even like VG10 steel much.

But you can sharpen anything, right? Knives get dull and you have to sharpen them or they don't work as well and crush the tissue/broccoli you're cutting with them.

Please help I am a non-penis woman and don't understand knife autism.

Yeah you can sharpen serrated and recurve style blades. It just takes more specialized stones beyond a bench stone or little pocket stone. For recurves you'll want skinny, triangular, or rod/cone shaped stones/machinist's files. You can also use the edge of wheel if you have a grindstone machine like a Tormek. You really want a cone shape for serrations and you have to go each individual scallop. You can use the edge of the wheel trick for wide scallops like bread knives serrations too, but I find it annoying to get each scallop bevel even and pretty. I'm more of a sharpening sperg than knife sperg. You could probably use chamfered corners of a bench stone for recurves with some practice, but I got irritated trying and just bought a couple slip stones I'd been looking for an excuse to buy anyway.

Something like this from DMT is what you want for serrations:

 

[sperginity]

Okay, we need to talk about Zach's nails. They're completely bitten down. I thought Kailyn Wilcher had a bad nail-biting habit, but this guy blows her out of the water (which is saying a lot, given how fat she is).

kailyn has way more/better teeth to gnaw with, too

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Like Achilles, Zach turned extra badass because he was dunked in a river.

Watch out, Hector, he has a knife.

 

[Grander Fucktard]

they do ..and that specific purpose is usually around farming ; digging up roots, razing and threshing grasses, cutting branches (think about a modern pole saw) and stuff like that
a lot of "cool martial arts" weapons are repurposed farm tools. Either for the economics of it - when you are a farmer, you grab what you have and it's not like you are made of resources (hmm, Zack could learn from that) or in a quasi-feudal system as a farmer you might not be allowed to own overthrowy type weapons (sort of like the "it's legal" baseball bat carry theme that the rainbow-hair warriors went through a few years back)

Also useful at sea for cutting rope, nets, that sorta thing. (No surprise that a lot of hookbill styles originate from Pacific island regions.)

You think after that, Zach would have chosen a dive knife. Zach, I suggest the XS fog cutter.
and for zack (honestly for divers too) I recommend the chisel tip.
for divers b/c it's a hazard when entangled and you are deploying it/sheathing it that close to the body, esp in glove and suit
for Zach, because you are too retarded to get out of flatwater

the bonus is it also works as shears (an it doesn't have finger holes) for all zach's snakegift wrapping needs


heh, ya know I have a one hand opening folding karambit and that's what I use it on deck for...make a bight and draw. I like the finger loop for stability in swells. It's really not dissimilar to dealing with branches and stuff where you want the blade to sort of trap into the workpiece as opposed to slide off (good for a slice)
At first i didn't like the underhand grip for it, but then I kind of found that after the line lets go, it's my fist going first in the direction of travel, not the point
and with the curved blade, the point isn't actually facing me either
it'd be cool if they made one with a knot spike

you guys crack me up

Kiwifarmers : Here are some utility/safety/history point that inform proper use of the tool
Zackie : FUCK that! Did a scary villain use one to carve people up in a movie or NOT!?!

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Yeah, he's a larper. It's more likely he puts the knife up his ass than using it for its real purpose.