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Juan But Not Forgotten said:
@auroraskyes is a retard who came to Chibi's thread with a failed attempt to run a fake story about Chibi creeping on him on a con. When users asked for proof, he quickly folded with "ooh aah the dog ate my smartphone" shit and after some ridicule tried to troll the thread with pictures of his asshole only to get threadbanned for 2 months.
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"Hey guys! Look! I got tricked into looking at a man's (presumably hairy) asshole!"
Ok Juan, do you have any other embarrassing storries? Remember, we're laughing with you, not at you.
 
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Juan But Not Forgotten said:
@auroraskyes is a retard who came to Chibi's thread with a failed attempt to run a fake story about Chibi creeping on him on a con. When users asked for proof, he quickly folded with "ooh aah the dog ate my smartphone" shit and after some ridicule tried to troll the thread with pictures of his asshole only to get threadbanned for 2 months.
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Can you dox 'book him based off of his asshole pics?
 
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clara said:
I refuse to believe that someone here can shitlock holmes someone's information using only a picture of their asshole.
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That's how the goatse guy was identified.
When I began looking into Goatse’s identity, I depended on the longtime rumors that the men’s similar frame and matching moles all pointed toward Johnson. I couldn’t be sure, though, so I consulted an expert: A man who calls himself Grey. He’s the proprietor of the Big Sex Toy Store, an online erotic novelty shop specializing in extreme penetration gear, where the bestseller is an eight-inch PVC slip-on penis-extender. Grey is very familiar with both Goatse and Johnson, and he approaches them both with the practiced eye of the connoisseur.

“It’s like a musician going to a symphony concert. They’re going to hear things different than the average person,” Grey, a middle-aged man who talks about jumbo butt plugs like they’re models of lawnmowers, told me over the phone.

And Grey’s discerning eye says Goatse and Johnson are the same person.

“If you’ve seen enough of his videos you can kind of recognize him pretty quickly. ‘Oh, I know that butt!’” Grey said. “He’s kind of a slender guy but he inserts these huge objects to an incredible depth. I admire his capabilities.” Grey said he once emailed Johnson an offer of some free free toys, but never heard back.
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