Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

He would shit his pants if someone sent him a picture of Black Jesus, Chinese Jesus, or Korean Jesus.

Or hell the Arab Jesus that went around years ago when actual biologists said, "he'd have looked like this".

Well, that one ended up being quite a shitty choice. Not because of the raceswap itself, but because Domino was barely recognizable; they should have given her shorter hair, and stark, porcelain-white, circular eye makeup instead of the barely visible "someone smeared flour in the shape of a Google Maps pin on my face" look she got.

The eye thing was the only recognizable part of her, even if it was color switched.

This is particularly egregious on his part because way more often do you see people say how their friend/family member that was otherwise a super kind, loving person when they were more liberal turn into some frothing at the mouth, hateful caricature when they start consooming more right wing media. Hell, you can see it with Jack himself. He's always been a racist retard, but it really amped up when he moved to TN and began to associate with other racist retards. The retardedness just skyrocketed.

It's because he's in a red state in a red area and in a red echo chamber. Fatty, when he was in California, at least was exposed to more diversity even if he hid from it as much as he could. Since moving to TN he's ramped up the whole conservative shtick to 11. And at the same time seems a lot more miserable than he was.

Great deal I guess that shitty ass bullbar adds 20k
View attachment 7076711View attachment 7076712

A 2015 F150 for $40K? Sure if it was brand spanking new and had been sitting in a showroom ever since but not something that's 10 years old and probably needs to have the suspension fixed as it's been used to move the entire Scalfatty clan around.

 

[BigTsBull]

Great deal I guess that shitty ass bullbar adds 20k
View attachment 7076711View attachment 7076712

Is that a fucking seat belt extender?
And extra fans to keep these fat fucks from over heating?

 

[The Bird]

I love scrapple, it's my peoples food.

If scrapple is anything like balkenbrij you may have a problem. I hated when my grandparents would make that shit.

 

[The Stranger]

Great deal I guess that shitty ass bullbar adds 20k
View attachment 7076711View attachment 7076712

You just know that Jackass is exactly the "don't lowball me I know what I got" type of retard boomer.

 

[Adamska]

Another thing worth mentioning is that at 21:50 Charles mentions that they were raised as jehovah witnesses. I’m not sure that was widely known information.

Also Charles seems to be acting more animated and less abrasive. I think all of those comments about loving Jimmy got to him.

That fits the hobo memes to a T if Mama Scalfani was a Jovo; that group loved to target poor people.

If scrapple is anything like balkenbrij you may have a problem. I hated when my grandparents would make that shit.

Depends; did they put fruit in it? Since scrapple doesn't do that. We also use different flours as well.

 

[The Bird]

Depends; did they put fruit in it?

Nope, no fruit. It’s ground scrap meat like liver, lungs, etc mixed with spices. It gets cooked then mixed with flour and brown sugar then cooked again until it looks like meatloaf. Then, of course, you cut it into slices and fry it because why the fuck not?

 

[Tiresome]

Is that a fucking seat belt extender?
And extra fans to keep these fat fucks from over heating?

View attachment 7076751

I'm honestly shocked the passenger leather isn't shredded to hell on the side from the repeated weight of Fat Jack dragging himself sideways into the seat over and over. I guess he didn't ride in it that much to harass people ahead of them in the drive-thru line.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

You just know that Jackass is exactly the "don't lowball me I know what I got" type of retard boomer.

He's also exactly the sort of retard to somehow be so upside-down a 10-year-old truck that he still owes 40k on it.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think racial issues, wherever you stand on them, is Jack's biggest problem. At the core of his diseased little soul is a seething, unutterable hatred for literally everyone.

If Jack had gone full leftard, he'd just be MovieBob with a cooking channel.

 

[p1138]

I'm honestly shocked the passenger leather isn't shredded to hell on the side from the repeated weight of Fat Jack dragging himself sideways into the seat over and over. I guess he didn't ride in it that much to harass people ahead of them in the drive-thru line.

I'm pretty sure this was Fatty's vehicle when he could still drive and they've just had it mostly sitting around this whole time. Normally they're in an SUV. I'm guessing they bought this truck used for Fatty could fit in better in TN since they still had the SUV with the minivan with "THE BEST BARBEQUE SAUCE" wrap on it as recently as 2018 in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2amwjPIhUTA (you can see the wrap is cracking and fucked up on the windows) and picked it up used, and then not too long after he lost use of his arm and has had Tammy driving him around since. Considering how greasy the seats and dash look I'm guessing Tammy took it to a carwash and they coated the entire interior in armor-all so they could post pics. That means this thing has likely just been sitting for the past 7 years

He's also exactly the sort of retard to somehow be so upside-down a 10-year-old truck that he still owes 40k on it.

Nah. Probably just assumes since he bought it for that, and hardly drove the thing that it must still be worth as much. Also some of the VIN lookup sites (1FTEW1CF5FKE33630 btw) without paying for a full report show 2 owners.

 

[AnOminous]

That means this thing has likely just been sitting for the past 7 years

That would actually be much worse than having been lightly driven for seven years, so it's likely it was doing just that. Because Scalfattys.

 

[Adamska]

Nope, no fruit. It’s ground scrap meat like liver, lungs, etc mixed with spices. It gets cooked then mixed with flour and brown sugar then cooked again until it looks like meatloaf. Then, of course, you cut it into slices and fry it because why the fuck not?

Well there's your problem. The dish needs to not add sugar and add things like salt, pepper, and a spice or two imo. It's going to be shit if you make it sweet; it favors savory tones over that.

 

[p1138]

That would actually be much worse than having been lightly driven for seven years, so it's likely it was doing just that. Because Scalfattys.

I'm sure it got used on rare occasion, but yeah it probably mostly just sat with every seal and fluid in it going to shit because the scalfatty's are dumb enough to assume that since they didn't drive it nothing needs changed.

 

[Dead Air]

Great deal I guess that shitty ass bullbar adds 20k
View attachment 7076711View attachment 7076712

Jesus, Jack is smoking crispy crack at that price. I wonder if he doesn't really want to sell his truck but Tammy is making him, so he asks stupid money so it doesn't sell.

Or he's just retarded.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Worse, he'll often skip steps in some kind of "lazy man" concept, but he doesn't know what's necessary so he doesn't know what shortcuts you can take, because he's too stupid to understand why certain steps are even in there and why some of them aren't strictly necessary.

Like cooking chicken all the way through.

 

[ZipDisk]

sad

Never Pity Jack. He still goes about not in pity of himself, but in furious anger at the mildest of inconveniences.

No matter how bad things get for you, at least you are not a Scalfani.

This is a comfort until you start losing people around you and Jack continues to sip and bitch.

I don't give a fuck about Harry Potter, but I do have a few words on Falcon.

When I was a kid I thought Falcon was a cool character because he flew AND punched people in the face instead of shooting stupid lasers like every contemporary comic character.

When he was mad Cap, I honestly thought it was a downgrade. He throws away his own identity to skin walk Cap? Him dropping the shield made me happy not because Black Cap makes me mati, but because he could resume his own identity. The topless ski mask costume seriously needs to go away. It looks fine in comics but looks like shit on camera.

I also understand the streaming series apparently made Sam and Bucky into massive shitheads? But I don't pay Disney.

 

[Aeritalia F-104S-ASA]

Great deal I guess that shitty ass bullbar adds 20k
View attachment 7076711View attachment 7076712

What a fucking retard honestly, I always wonder what kind of people do this shit where they list something so far over KBB. Now I know they are Jack-adjacent types.
I pray for the poor buyer who is going to try and negotiate with Jack on the price only to get the fatty entitlement treatment.
After this, Jacks next livesteam is going to be "WHY FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE IS FULL OF IDIOTS"

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If Jack had gone full leftard, he'd just be MovieBob with a cooking channel.

This is why I say the crazy exists on both extremes. It's just a different breed of crazy.

I wonder if he doesn't really want to sell his truck but Tammy is making him, so he asks stupid money so it doesn't sell.

Or he's just retarded.

Why not both? There's no reason why he can't be both greedy and retarded.

 

[densedance]

Is that a fucking seat belt extender?
And extra fans to keep these fat fucks from over heating?

View attachment 7076751

You (should) know you are physically fucked if you need a fucking Seatbelt extender.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

You (should) know you are physically fucked if you need a fucking Seatbelt extender.

That's when you know you need to stop shoving food down your gullet.