Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

It's so embarassing that as someone in their thirties, Lily's favourite band is DragonForce. You couldn't waterboard that out of me. It's giving "my taste in music was formed wholeheartedly by Rockband 2 when I was a teenager and never developed beyond that for twenty years."
 
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Liquid is going to shit with this thread. Have fun sir. Try not to get too heated.
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Liquid is going to shit with this thread. Have fun sir. Try not to get too heated.
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It's very clear this idiot has no fucking clue what they are talking about in regard to Canadian politics. Hell, I'm starting see and even agree that for all the talk about Canada the motherfucker WISHES they were living in the US because that's where most of their ideas in terms of politics come from. I know I'm preaching to the cord, but Peet if you don't know shit, shut the fuck up instead of putting your thoughts in.
 
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GameratePTSD said:
Peet is really bad. After playing for 100s (1000s?) of hours he still has no clue about the basics. He knows each of Chansey's four moves. Double Team, Softboiled, Shadow Ball, and Seismic Toss. Out of all those moves the only physical attack is Seismic Toss which does a fixed amount of damage equal to the user's level. Peet makes the sixmillion IQ decision to use Reflect - which raises your defense - which lowers the damage taken by physical attacks - which in this case will do absolutely nothing since Seismic Toss's damage is fixed.
You're just not cut out to be a Pokemon master, Jerry. You're too STUPID.
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Ironic from a person who has pushed his pregnant teacher down the stairs when he was a kid and was a confirmed sociopath. Knows how to toss but doesn't know how to deal with tosses.
 
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Knows how to toss but doesn't know how to deal with tosses.
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And hilariously, this is on par with most sociopaths. Woe is Lily. :story:

A Watchful Ghost said:
It's very clear this idiot has no fucking clue what they are talking about in regard to Canadian politics. Hell, I'm starting see and even agree that for all the talk about Canada the motherfucker WISHES they were living in the US because that's where most of their ideas in terms of politics come from. I know I'm preaching to the cord, but Peet if you don't know shit, shut the fuck up instead of putting your thoughts in.
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Honestly, I didn't say anything or look because I didn't know jack about Canada's politics. I assume he barely knows either - it isn't like Lily goes outside or lives in reality.
 
Doesn't literally everybody hate Trudeau? Like, literally everybody.

I've Saud Lily's politics are entirely about selfish returns but I'm suspecting it's also just a manifestation of ODD. Oh, everybody else hates this guy? I've hated him in the ast? Well now hating him is societally expected so I think he's cool and everybody just hates him for no reason. Just like me. I'm very oppressed.

Hell, look at that Dragonforce thing. She can't just like Dragonforce. She has to convince herself everybody else hates Dragonforce so she's 'allowed' to like it. Maybe this is why she picks fights instead of just enjoying things-- she has to be convinced everybody hates her and she's the underdog speaking truth to power.
 
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Duine In Cudromach said:
Hell, look at that Dragonforce thing. She can't just like Dragonforce. She has to convince herself everybody else hates Dragonforce so she's 'allowed' to like it. Maybe this is why she picks fights instead of just enjoying things-- she has to be convinced everybody hates her and she's the underdog speaking truth to power.
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Yeah, i wonder if she even knows Sonata Artica or Cain's Offering.
 
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Prophetic Spirit said:
Yeah, i wonder if she even knows Sonata Artica or Cain's Offering.
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She has a growing list of things she won't touch. Started in 2023
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Within Temptation:story:
Sonata Artica wouldn't stand a 30 second listening from our girl.
Turtles McDougal said:
I for one cannot wait for Peet-D's video on how Through The Fire and Flames is an overhated gem and somehow at the same time complains about the guitar is going too fast...
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I welcome that video. We already know she has no ear for music. Lavender Town Anyone?

Lily is what I can only describe as terminally incurious. I grew up on Dragonforce. Stuff like Power Metal is safe, high energy offerings any teenager would gravitate to. It's a nice front step...but you don't stay on the front steps forever, Lily.

Music is a free first class ticket to the world, to different cultures, different ideas, different modes of expressing a feeling. All free for those who want to sit down and engage in it. She talks of Dragonforce's lyrics being a vehicle for guitar picking. Yes Lily, lyrics can inform the beat, same as the other way round.

Dumb fun fantasy lyrics have their place but I still ask..Why would I want to listen to Dragonforce now? They are beloved, and certainly not hated as she claims but what do I need with lyrics like that?
When there's so much more.
Let's take an example:
The Texas band Swans has lyric soup, and runtime similar to Dragonforce.
Lily wouldn't touch this shit
Toussaint L'overture!
Toussaint L'overture!
Toussaint L'overture
Liberté!
Egalité!
Fraternité!
Sangre de Dios!
Hijo de Dios!
Amor de Dios!
Sangre es Vida!
Vida es Sangre!
Sangre es Amor!
Amor es Sangre!
Toussaint!
Toussaint!
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Even if they are well known for left leaning anthems with lyrics like.
Nothing beats them like a cop with a club
Nothing beats them like a cop in jail
Nothing beats their heads in like a cop in jail
Nothing hurts them like a cop with a club
Nothing beats them like a cop in jail
Nobody hurts them like a cop with a club
Nothing beats them like a cop with a club
Nothing burns them like a cop with a match
Nobody burns their bodies like a cop with a match
Nothing burns them like a cop in jail
Nothing beats them like a cop with a match
Nothing kills them like a cop in jail
Nothing kills them like a cop in jail
No one beats their heads in like a cop in jail
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In other news things are brewing:

Playing Kingdom Hearts & Brainstorming My April Fool's Video​

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For April Fool's I plan to do a video on Kingdom Hearts in the style of our pal Lily "CD-Call" Orchard. So I figured why not play the game on stream while recording b-roll footage and brainstorm ideas for the script with chat?
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She lost to Squall. That's Leon!

She having fun. What a concept.

Remember when Crim was a child we needed to protect?
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Neither do I.
 
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She has a growing list of things she won't touch. Started in 2023
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I find it funny that Sai made CD-Lil so mad and seethe she played Dragon Age just to spite Sai.

While I’m glad she won’t touch Ace Attorney… though… if someone did make her mad enough. I would like to see her try to cover it and get mad cause she wouldn’t read the story. Especially if she got the collection editions where while she can skip certain things she’ll still have to solve stuff because of investigating scenes and READING. I wonder why smug points she’ll try to make but not understand completely.
 
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Peru oso donas said:
Surprised FE is on that list, especially since Engage would let him live out all of his lesbian incest fantasies
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Peet knows that fucking with the FE fandom is nothing short than weaponized autism worst than anything that has shit their court. So asshole for all the ego and bravado is at least aware of what beast not to poke with a stick.
 
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Peru oso donas said:
Surprised FE is on that list, especially since Engage would let him live out all of his lesbian incest fantasies
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After watching Peet's Pokemon Retrospective, I can't imagine seeing them play any type of Strategy RPG ever. Lily would probably find Engage's Normal/Casual difficulty to be too hard, even if that game essentially gives you unlimited rewinds.
 
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Metallic Blood said:
Lily would probably find Engage's Normal/Casual difficulty to be too hard, even if that game essentially gives you unlimited rewinds.
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Whines about Pokemon's difficulty, fails at harder RPGs... no surprise.

Since he was basically describing WoW on his list of Pokemon "improvements", are there any non-MMO RPGs that copy it? It would be amusing for Lily to actually enjoy something again, as farfetched as that is.
 
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Surprised FE is on that list, especially since Engage would let him live out all of his lesbian incest fantasies
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Horror games about abuse aren't nothing new, but I still want to see a horror game that accurately reflects the subtle terror of a trauma bond, and the way your own mind is turned against you.
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I don't understand this line of thinking.
She's said in the past that stuff that depicts abuse or trauma bonding, like She-ra, is too triggering for her, but here she is demanding more of said media. If this effected you so badly in the past, why do you want more of it?

Maybe she's subtly admitting she just wants to play TCOAL again.
Also what is the Lisa series, chopped liver?
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Lily Orchard (‎@CD-Call ) Vs. The New Democratic Party (NDP)​

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