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How's my favorite community doing today🥰
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Seriously, though. How is my favorite community doing today? Here are some He/they tits to make you feel better.
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How's my favorite community doing today🥰
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Seriously, though. How is my favorite community doing today? Here are some He/they tits to make you feel better.
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I've bitched here before about having to interact with a pooner receptionist at a business I have to call on frequently. This pic shows a fair approximation of the horror I am talking about, but add about 80 lbs for full effect. She's always wearing sleeveless, low cut tops like that too- any normal woman would have been spoken to by a manager for dress code issues by now, no doubt. And the BO is something else.
 
Unpopular opinion: this is a solid if extremely dorky ST:TOS reference. If I saw that in a nerdy place IRL, I would think "haha, clever... oh, aww, it's a shame that means she's crazy" and then never talk to her.

Captain Kirk's infamous Amok Time titty window, from when they were fighting with the pizza cutters:
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It's iconic; Diamond Select Toys (and others) have made figures of it:
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That episode left me traumatized, helicopters and all. Not only because of angry Spock, but my 12yo ass expected Vulcan to be modern and rational, and I got stone age, stupid bells, flimsy weapons that fall apart, women as property and sex or die shit, that can be somehow be resolved by fight to death, and even an actual death wasn't necessary anyway (I don't complain about the last thing).
I wasn't the only one, in Germany (a country that is otherwise very open about sexuality) the entire episode was cut and re-dubbed to convey a different story suitable for children, so it was all about Spock being sick and having a fever dream, and nothing of it really happened.

As for the cosplay idea, yes, it slaps, but I have mixed feelings about it, the negative are stronger, of course.
 
Unpopular opinion: this is a solid if extremely dorky ST:TOS reference. If I saw that in a nerdy place IRL, I would think "haha, clever... oh, aww, it's a shame that means she's crazy" and then never talk to her.
I wouldn't use word 'clever' anywhere near woman who decided to cut off her tits and threw her nipples into biological waste bin, but you do you.
 
Struggles of your average pooner:

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Been living “full time as a man for seven years”, despite having long hair and letting her sister paint her nails. (LOL!)

Pays tens of thousands of dollars to her college for “intersectional feminism” classes that only makes her feel bad.

Literally a fem brained meditation on “masculinity” written by a pooner who admits that “cis men stress her out”.

Make it make sense.
 
Actually, I think that is meant to be a stylised face of a big cat. Look at the nose. It looks like that of a cat.
This is correct, but it's only obvious if you realize that "RAION" is just Engrish for "LION", meaning a weeaboo named the sponsor or whatever is on the uniform. The fact that it vaguely resembles a uterus is only a hilarious coincidence, but I can't help but wonder if the white, pink and blue color scheme was intentional. 🤔
 
This is correct, but it's only obvious if you realize that "RAION" is just Engrish for "LION", meaning a weeaboo named the sponsor or whatever is on the uniform. The fact that it vaguely resembles a uterus is only a hilarious coincidence, but I can't help but wonder if the white, pink and blue color scheme was intentional. 🤔
They should have given a mane to the lion. For obvious reason. How come they did not think of that? And yes, the color scheme is intentional. Not sure on the uterus though. Maybe their graphics designer threw some shade they did not notice?
 
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They should have given a main to the lion. For obvious reason. How come they did not think of that? And yes, the color scheme is intentional. Not sure on the uterus though. Maybe their graphics designer threw some shade they did not notice?
According to the Instagram post linked earlier in the thread, these are "training shirts" made by some person whose profile is private, so that's all we know.
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For the record, this is their actual team logo:
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Once upon a time, some Australian lesbian and TERF made a webcomic (A) about being a lesbian and a TERF - while dunking on trannies.

This upset a pooner going by the username ghostmountainfan42, who, using a horrible voice filter, tries to sound like Tom Waits. Her previous username was kencarsonfan42.
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Other pooners believe this to be her genuine voice, in what is essentially a proxy for their belief in their own transitions.
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Haha, oh wow! Deep voice! Newports! Chain smoking! So cool and authentically masculine! They’re totally not copying what they saw and heard in fanfiction. This is how men talk!

Thankfully, not all of them are this stupid.
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What the above post is saying is that this pooner tried to pass off the AI as her real voice, got found out, and surreptitiously added the voice filter AI credit after the fact. You know, like how trannies who can’t pass will start wearing pronoun pins and acting “openly trans” so that they can delude themselves into thinking they do pass. “T-they couldn’t tell that I’m a tranny, I just wear my pronoun pins! That’s the only reason they know!” That type of “reasoning”.

Nevertheless, it seems other gender clowns are mocking her voice filter. One even identified it as a filter that got big on TikTok, something Ms. GhostMountainFan42 admits to herself.
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As we all know, only the baddest and truest of DOODs use TikTok. It’s totally not an app made for teenaged girls on the left-side of the bell curve.

So we have a pooner LARPing as Kim Carnes ranting to defend m’lady’s (male) honour. A bunch of pooners in the comments repeat the same jokes, because cultists aren’t capable of original thoughts.
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You see, the author drew a Brazilian flag next to a pride banner so that means they think Brazil is a gender. <pooner>What a stupid bitch!</pooner>

Besides regurgitating this Brazil “joke” (huehuehue), they also regurgitate the same tired “how could a lesbian do this when trans people invented being gay” schtick. You know, the general egg-cracking sentiments they exhibit when confronted with someone who is (actually) gender non-conforming and doesn’t want to mutilate themselves.
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It’s almost like it’s easy to tell men and women apart and that this person is just calling feminists ugly. Because this person acknowledges that it’s an insult to be a woman who looks male. Hmmm… they almost get the joke the TERF author was making.

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“Casual aphobia” = female hands wrote this post.

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Things that didn’t happen for 500, Alex.

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Basically WORDS WORDS WORDS to try and explain why this stupid lesbian TERF whore should either (1) shut up, (2) die, (3) fall down to her knees and slurp the girlcock out of respect, or (4) transition and then suck the girlcock. Out of respect for what, you might ask? The lie that the Malcolm Michaels “Marsha P. Johnson” Jr. invented gay rights by throwing a brick - when the reality is that there was a lesbian and homosexual man already on the scene hours before.

There’s also an abundance of trannies coping and seething (possibly dilating) over this lesbian’s art by insisting that the aforementioned dunking isn’t a dunk at all.
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Women with PCOS are totally bald, you guys!

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Life imitates art.

And, of course, an abundance of assorted (mostly poon-flavoured) nonsense:
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This is why you should never pity or console these “people” - nothing will ever be good enough and they will respond to any act of grace or fairness with bitching.

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Well, black women are the ones being raped in prison by trannies, so maybe this TERF author has a point about how male tranny violence is directed at poor and underprivileged women. Or how said tranny-violence is supported by a cultural elite who are insulated from it. Nah, that requires too many brain cells.

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“The whole world has been blackmailed into playing along with me but there are still people on the Internet able to speak freely and that makes me upset.”

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Yeah it’s almost like trannies are disproportionately more likely than any cohort of men or women to be rapists and some of these lesbians have had PTSD-inducing experiences with men. Let’s mock them while pretending to be moral crusaders!

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More “black women are basically men so TERFs should shut up” rationale. Totally progressive.

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The people posting on this video are exactly who you would expect:
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“Queer cis woman”.

There’s more, but I thought I would end the screenshot segment on a funny note. Next, I would like to mention is that the author of the video has a social media footprint!
A key motif here is pooners getting super defensive about what happens to “transwomen”, a sentiment that is not reciprocated. FTMs (generally) are disposable to MTFs, and this is demonstrated, for example, in baedellism: A troon subculture that sees trooning out as the greatest moral act one can perform - because masculinity is sacrificed for “femininity”. Conversely, baedellism conceptualizes pooning out as the greatest of all moral crimes - to sacrifice a female body for the facsimile of a male one. Pooners respond to these diatribes with frantic whispers about “optics” and Stokholm-esque simpering. If you’re interested in this particular aspect of troon-poon relations, I made a post on the subject.
 
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It's not the flex you think it is, littlest pooner.

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She has the zippertit scars and yet I can still see the pudge from leftover fat. The fact she resembles your basic autistic female phenotype is not lost on me.
Gotta add, that Amok time isn't any half-forgotten or obscure - it's THE episode for Kirk/Spock shippers and the slash between these two particular is where the term ''slash fiction'' comes from. It's, like, the very beginnings of autoandrophilia through M/M fiction.
The fact that before there was social media Kirk/Spock shippers made BDSM cut outs of them and of Spock's penis blows my mind (you can view all of it on Fanlore). They were the ship that started modern cultural ships. The war to end all wars sort of event.
 
Struggles of your average pooner:

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Been living “full time as a man for seven years”, despite having long hair and letting her sister paint her nails. (LOL!)

Pays tens of thousands of dollars to her college for “intersectional feminism” classes that only makes her feel bad.

Literally a fem brained meditation on “masculinity” written by a pooner who admits that “cis men stress her out”.

Make it make sense.
Does a 4-sided triangle make sense?

No. It cannot be made to make sense because it is existentially incoherent.

"But something in me is convinced people don't really see me as a man"

So close, honey-child. So close! Do you know why they don't? Hint: it isn't because you are "passive and quiet and bad at talking to people".

Holy hell, "bad at talking to people" characterises almost every autist male in existence. No. You are not seen as a man because you are a woman, you absolute delusionista.

I'm soft spoken, darling (except when I'm obnoxiously drunk) and nobody ever thought "oh, I was mistaken about that soft-spoken woman. I thought he was a man!"

Give. Me. Strength.
 
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