Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 59 16.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 138 38.7%

  • Total voters
    357
I actually read about this a while back, and it's so much gayer, effeminate, bitch-made, cocksucker behavior than you'd expect, even from someone like Nick:

Nick, on his previous (now terminated) Twitter account, threatened to sue Maddox because Maddox called Nick a blackface lawyer. No, I'm not kidding.
You forgot the caveat:
He threatened to sue unless Maddox came onto his show

Very gay, very smug, I can easily imagine modern nick doing this while eating a single Dorito... Well, maybe Nick from right before the cokestream, now all he does is talk about Aaron's penis and cry about how his life sucks at no fault of his own.

It's incredible what people let him get away with back in the day.
 
I don't get why Nick won't stream on his own channel, but will stream on coom's and discount Vito's. Is it like another form of cucking\findoming? people are superchating to shit on Nick, and he's not getting the money for it. If he doesn't want to stream, then why is he streaming?
Humiliation fetish perhaps?
 
Humiliation fetish perhaps?
I think it's more he is lazy. Post rittenhouse he has come to believe his presence is enough and putting in any sort of effort is too much work. Since he can't get anyone else to join him on stream he as to do all the work. Why not join someone else's stream and just act like a fool? He gets the attention he wants with no work on his part.
 
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Clayton Carmine will make short work of Nick Rekeita and the WhiteBowser who is pwedator.
 
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One of those kids will follow the same path, unintentionally. One of those poor bastards is going to figure out going online and being "yourself" (with the volume turned all the way up) will bring in money. You know the rest of the story. I wouldn't be so sure except there's five of them. The odds are at least one of them will be a lolcow. That's so fucking depressing.

My guess is that three for five will end up with similar personality issues, if not "careers".

Firstly, the kids are "homeschooled" in rural-as-fuck Minnesota so will not have the normal social interaction as contrast to Nick's shit nor have many normal adults to look up to. That's a much worse position than just having a narcissist parent.

At this point, I believe that the isolated lifestyle is either intentionally or subconsciously for the purpose of moulding his kids to serve Nick's narc self image. This inherently gives them less room to rebel and or "see the light" about their shitty parents than others would have. That's already a hard spell to break, given the power of the parent/child bond, without your father's narcissism working on you from birth.

I can imagine that the oldest may remember fondly a time before his dad "changed careers" and things got worse. Might drive him away from being such a degen. I can also theorize that the youngest's life has been such a shitshow that as they get older their ego will develop with a healthy hatred for the degeneracy.

Those are kinda vain hopes because I don't feel good writing off children, five-for-five, as guaranteed to grow into shit adults. If the middle kid exhibits some of the usual middle child personality traits, oh boy, they're gonna be a chip off the old block. They're definitely the type of kids, through no fault of their own, that I would not let my child socialize with, for the risk of shit I'm not equipped to deal with rubbing off on them - and I don't mean the cocaine.
 
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You're telling me the skelly scourge who read "fan mail" from trannies including their names and full address, who got his goons to get hundreds of pages of documents pertaining to Toye is a massive rightoid hypocrite? You're saying he's just like the average blue haired SJW who believes it's fine when these tactics are used against their perceived enemies? But God forbid someone does the same to them? Oh, wow!
I don't know if you know @JosephTX but he was kind of a nut job in his own respect who got banned. I didn't dislike the guy but he ended up doing retarded shit like challenging Ron to a duel or some shit like that. He pretty much did that on his own.

Not that Nick isn't a cocksucking hypocritical piece of shit, but he thought people on the Farms doing what we always do anyway meant he had an army of flying monkey minions.

He was mistaken.
 
Firstly, the kids are "homeschooled" in rural-as-fuck Minnesota…At this point, I believe that the isolated lifestyle is either intentionally or subconsciously for the purpose of moulding his kids to serve Nick' narc self image.
They all look very pale and unwell. Never going outside and being glued to screens can do that. Vitamin D deficiency has a lot of negative side effects on mood, sleep, etc. These fucking selfish pieces of shit should never have had children if they weren’t prepared to put in the effort to raise them to be healthy, self-sufficient humans.
 
They all look very pale and unwell. Never going outside and being glued to screens can do that. Vitamin D deficiency has a lot of negative side effects on mood, sleep, etc. These fucking selfish pieces of shit should never have had children if they weren’t prepared to put in the effort to raise them to be healthy, self-sufficient humans.

Most people who have five kids end up with them because they breed thoughtlessly and irresponsibly. It takes a real power couple to raise that many kids. Nick enjoyed cultivating the image that him and Kayla were that power couple.

Turns out they're just Appalachian Rednecks but a bit west and with a trust fund.
 
I don't know if you know @JosephTX but he was kind of a nut job in his own respect who got banned. I didn't dislike the guy but he ended up doing retarded shit like challenging Ron to a duel or some shit like that. He pretty much did that on his own.
Yeah, AFAIK, Nick never told Joe to do any of that. He just did it one day.

The point I was making is Nick didn't mind when Farmers did this type of thing to his enemies, and he absolutely used the fruits of their labor. He and Ty thanked Joe by name on Nick's stream. It only became a problem when it concerned his case.

@Potentially Criminal wasn't around for that, but it's an interesting story he should know about for when Nick gives him shit for going over the CHIPS documents. Nick is a hypocrite.
 
I don’t want to pile on them, but most of them look pale and dirty to me.
Agree. As a group, it's a pretty ragtag group, especially the teens and pre-teens. I chalk that up to Willmar, general American slovenlyness, and a middle/lower-middle-class extended family. That being said, the Rekieta kids look the most put together and groomed (in the appearance sense). And it's Minnesota. They all look like pasty ghosts. See Aaron.

I can imagine that the oldest may remember fondly a time before his dad "changed careers" and things got worse.
By all accounts, he's something of a rock star. He's about to go to nationals in his main extracurricular and consistently makes high honors. So, yes, he fits all the stereotypes of the eldest child.

Nick should be touring him through colleges right about now. I know Nick has said he doesn't believe in 4 year colleges, but I never took him seriously. They better be steering that kid to higher education. Yes, trades make good money but it's not like a Rekieta kid is going to be a plumber or an electrician ffs. They can't even fix a cabinet door in the kitchen. I'm sure Bob and Celeste would pay for college.

And if he stays in state, please make it the University of Minnesota (it's excellent) and not Southwest Minnesota State. I assume Carleton is too liberal, but it's consistently in the top 15 in the country.

If the middle kid exhibits some of the usual middle child personality traits, oh boy, they're gonna be a chip off the old block.
The middle child is wearing the anime shirt. I detect a little bit of rebel there. And she's a girl. Good luck with that, Nick. I hope she gives him hell without getting into too much trouble herself.
 
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Most people who have five kids end up with them because they breed thoughtlessly and irresponsibly. It takes a real power couple to raise that many kids. Nick enjoyed cultivating the image that him and Kayla were that power couple.
In the subculture I live within, five kids is considered a good start. The older kids end up being very hands-on with the babies and toddlers. All of the kids get a good, expensive education and a lot of (for lack of a better term) moral training. Most of the homes don’t have TVs and the kids sure aren’t given iPads or internet access. It really is hard for me not to judge the shit out of married people who put the lion’s share of their time and energy into their sexual escapades (whether adulterous or not). These two never grew up and it makes me feel queasy to think that they were encouraged to procreate. They had no business having children at all.
 
Nick significantly overstates his children's achievements. He does okay in one of his extracurriculars (he occasionally medals in one of the speech events) and he has bit parts in another extracurricular. It's fine but it's not a rock star unless you take into account where he came from.

There was video of both of the oldest children giving their confirmation speeches, and they were very, very obviously smaller and paler than the other children. This is despite the fact that the older child at least was the oldest child there.

Same thing with the dancing. The girls do a ton of dancing and at a very low level -- very, very novice/recreational stuff. But Nick needs to make it out to be Broadway level because he uses driving them around a lot as a justification for his tomfoolery.
 
Without getting specific about any of the kids, I’ve thought for a while that we should set the clock for the first gender-fluid Rekieta to make xir debut. Being starved for parental attention just makes it more likely. Seeing how much time Nick spends online now that the kids are back in the house (something Nick only wanted so he could lord it over his critics), they are a dead cert to be acting out in various ways. It’s really too bad they all didn’t get adopted by one of the Slettas.
 
@Potentially Criminal wasn't around for that, but it's an interesting story he should know about for when Nick gives him shit for going over the CHIPS documents. Nick is a hypocrite.
Like I said, he's a drunk at the bar that's flailing around and then falls off his stool and pisses himself.

I'll just keep drinking my beer and ignore him.
 
Makes sense that the man that idolizes Nick Rekieta also idolizes the Tates
I actually don't know which one took which position. Only that there was a dispute. I asked, but nobody seemed to know (because, among other things, nobody really wants to watch TDS, and that's why Juju's thread isn't as large as it could be).

I will say this though: Whichever one of them took the more pro-Tate position is the bigger piece of shit, IMO.

It would be funny if Grifty just got an a bit of an education on how awful Nick's hero is. That seems to happen to most people, eventually.
 
I actually don't know which one took which position. Only that there was a dispute. I asked, but nobody seemed to know (because, among other things, nobody really wants to watch TDS, and that's why Juju's thread isn't as large as it could be).

I will say this though: Whichever one of them took the more pro-Tate position is the bigger piece of shit, IMO.

It would be funny if Grifty just got an a bit of an education on how awful Nick's hero is. That seems to happen to most people, eventually.
I had to search through all the Eric July seething on Juju's Twitter until I found a single tweet about the Tates...

An anti-Tate tweet surprisingly
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