Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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break these cuffs said:
Neither is he.
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This prompts me to bring up one of my favorite posts in this thread:
Quorthon said:
He's not a comedian. He just pretends to be one on the internet. One third of his "material" is stolen from Adam Carolla, Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, and Al Bundy from "Married... with Children," repackaged for autistic zoomers. The rest is #MaddoxLost reminders and variations of "Woman, am I right?" jokes that have existed since the inception of comedy.

Even his podcast is just a half-assed O&A/Howard Stern/Adam Carolla Podcast wannabe shock jock radio show. Kiwi Chris was supposed to be his Bobo/Wack Pack. The voicemail "rages" might as well be calls into the "F You" Line on Sirius XM. His legendary "What's your Dad like" pick-up line was a Jim Norton joke. You can even listen to the earlier episodes when he tried to fake a Carolla-ish accent.

It's not comedy. It's a grift. That's all it ever was.
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Thought this might be interesting to post here.
Rekieta's main janny got banned on X by Dick Masterson for questioning his stance on the Tate brothers in DMs
+ Ethan Ralph also chimes in: (X/A)
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Tried the latest episode, hideously boring. Dax now needs to dig into his “women bad” bag every couple of minutes.

There were some genuinely funny takeaways for long term alogs…
1). Dax’s reference comedy is somehow AGING, from focusing mid 90s USA cartoons to a solidly 1980s bag including spending 2 minutes on an honest to god deep “King’s Quest” pull (1980s PC adventure game).
2) a couple of weirdly Maddox moments, including wearing an eye patch and “iPhones are gay”.
3) despite the “thoughtful” cohost leaving, the show is so much slower. It’s a physics conundrum, removing Sean makes everything slow?
4) Dax having a kid is somehow boring.

And of course, the Anisa-level projection of calling everyone else fat despite his gut and double chin.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
Thought this might be interesting to post here.
Rekieta's main janny got banned on X by Dick Masterson for questioning his stance on the Tate brothers in DMs
+ Ethan Ralph also chimes in: (X/A)
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Dax has always been sensitive about people who question him but it's weird how sensitive he's been getting, and continues to get, over the most inane shit. When you're blocking actual Rekieta jannies, you've gone too far.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
Dax has always been sensitive about people who question him but it's weird how sensitive he's been getting, and continues to get, over the most inane shit. When you're blocking actual Rekieta jannies, you've gone too far.
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Giver her a break. Her hormones are going wild after getting pregnant.
 
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Looks like Eric is now uploading quick videos for his fans to point to "correct the record" as it were. The first one is Eric actually explaining the Dax/Riley shit. Wasn't really expecting him to talk about these guys again. Never mentions them by name and Dax was mostly mentioned in passing as an instigator, but it does a pretty good job of making Riley look like a deranged whackjob. Tons of screenshots and video clips.
 
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KingofSomething said:
Looks like Eric is now uploading quick videos for his fans to point to "correct the record" as it were. The first one is Eric actually explaining the Dax/Riley shit. Wasn't really expecting him to talk about these guys again. Never mentions them by name and Dax was mostly mentioned in passing as an instigator, but it does a pretty good job of making Riley look like a deranged whackjob. Tons of screenshots and video clips.
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KingofSomething said:
Looks like Eric is now uploading quick videos for his fans to point to "correct the record" as it were. The first one is Eric actually explaining the Dax/Riley shit. Wasn't really expecting him to talk about these guys again. Never mentions them by name and Dax was mostly mentioned in passing as an instigator, but it does a pretty good job of making Riley look like a deranged whackjob. Tons of screenshots and video clips.
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It gets better 😁 He completely DESTROYED Daxie pad on here
 
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Featured on Mar 10, 2025 by Null: Eric July has responded to Dax's 5-year-long one-sided feud.
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