Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

Remember the good old days we responded to someone's melodramatic self-harm threats with "do it fagot" and just kept going about our business? Because it was understood that you don't get to shut everyone else down with a magic win button?


Trannies and cat ladies all must fucking burn
 
Remember the good old days we responded to someone's melodramatic self-harm threats with "do it fagot" and just kept going about our business? Because it was understood that you don't get to shut everyone else down with a magic win button?
That was back when the internet had a sense of humour. That's ancient history at this point.
 
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Lowtax realizing he's been swindled again.

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I'm sure he thinks his current rats nest forum code can be ported to xenforo in a weekend.
 
Lowtax realizing he's been swindled again.

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I'm sure he thinks his current rats nest forum code can be ported to xenforo in a weekend.
@Lowtax if you're going to migrate to XF you should wait for XF2 to come out in a couple of months so you only need to do work one time. You're not good at computer and it'll save you the expense of paying someone else to do your job a second time.
 
Where is Lowtax planning to get the money to pay for "the migration"? He's broke as shit.

I'm sensing another scam fundraiser where the end result is broken/missing features and Lowtax abandoning the forum (again) so that he doesn't have to answer questions of what the money was spent on (ambien).
I'm sure he'll credit @Null for the Xenforo idea.
lol I was just thinking that. There's no way he researched it himself.
@Lowtax if you're going to migrate to XF you should wait for XF2 to come out in a couple of months so you only need to do work one time.
He'll still be talking about fixing the forums a decade from now.
 
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Where is Lowtax planning to get the money to pay for "the migration"? He's broke as shit.

I'm sensing another scam fundraiser where the end result is broken/missing features and Lowtax abandoning the forum (again) so that he doesn't have to answer questions of what the money was spent on (ambien).


People have been suggesting for years that he only migrates the user data over and makes everything else read only archives. Not only would it make the process easier, it would probably lead to people buying archives who otherwise wouldn't have bothered.

It would also get a lot of irrelevant white noise off the live forums. Many of the megathreads are years old.

Possible info leak about the new software clusterfuck here.

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=8024.msg359948#msg359948


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People have been suggesting for years that he only migrates the user data over and makes everything else read only archives. Not only would it make the process easier, it would probably lead to people buying archives who otherwise wouldn't have bothered.

It would also get a lot of irrelevant white noise off the live forums. Many of the megathreads are years old.

Possible info leak about the new software clusterfuck here.

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=8024.msg359948#msg359948


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I don't think lowtax understands how expensive it would be to move the entire sa forum.
 
I don't know either, other than "shitloads". What are we talking here - tens of thousands or even more?
It depends. XenForo does have a migration system for basically every other forum software.

https://xenforo.com/help/importing/

One of the only reasons we're on XenForo is it imported PHPBB. I hated PHPBB and wanted to migrate off it. XenForo was the most highly reviewed of all forum software so I went with that.

Something Awful started permanently diverging from vBulletin 2.2.9. XenForo supports down to 3.6, and the current vBulletin is over 4.0. vB 2.2.9 was released November 2002.

XenForo's 3 or 4 developers are in the middle of a huge software upgrade. 90% of what they're doing is for that. Lowtax is going to ask them to write equivalents for every feature Something Awful has already. It's not just a custom migration, it's:

( (time to write custom add-ons * number of add-ons) + time to write custom importer + time to run importer and verify installation ) * cost of manpower

Migrating from PHPBB to XenForo worked just fine, it just took a few hours, but that's because I'm just some fucking guy. Lowtax is staring down the barrel of what is probably $50~$100 an hour and a month's development time, minimum.

One final concern: they'd either be writing this into XF2 and developing it alongside a practical demand, or they'd be doing it fo XF1 and developing XF2 alongside it independently. Regardless, it's going to take even longer than a normal estimate because of its cohabitation with XF2. If they did the latter, however, Lowtax's software will already be out of date by the time the import is completed.


Historically I'm terrible at time and cost approximations, but I'd say the absolute lowest I'd expect is $8000 but potentially reaching towards $24000. More realistically he's going to spend a few thousand dollars for just the importer and let a lot of features go in the process, slowly adding them over time throughout the next year.


Annnnd one final thought. Unless the new forum functions and looks exactly the same as it did before, you can bet money for a consumer revolt. Classic shitty web design skin is not included in my estimate. It may seem odd or even childish for people to hate new shiny stuff, but after a decade people get real fuckin' used to that old school look. Trust me. I'm an expert on pissing off people who are really used to something.
 
Migrating from PHPBB to XenForo worked just fine, it just took a few hours, but that's because I'm just some fucking guy. Lowtax is staring down the barrel of what is probably $50~$100 an hour and a month's development time, minimum.

Last year lowtax spoke with a competent coder that was a forum member to get a quote to move everything over with all the current features. He gave him a quote of something like $50,000 and probably a years work. Lowtax' response was to ban him.
 
Last year lowtax spoke with a competent coder that was a forum member to get a quote to move everything over with all the current features. He gave him a quote of something like $50,000 and probably a years work. Lowtax' response was to ban him.

Well Lowtax payed Radium $42k a year to fuckoff in BYOB and babble nonsense about TITAN so to me it sounds like it would be a steal at thrice the price!

Though that was back in 2007, back when SA had an actual community and competent people who would code the forums for SA shotglasses and Moofwear shirts.
 
No you see this isn't a place for discussions of complex, nuanced topics informed by ambiguous and often biased primary sources. This is a place where the answer has been decided and it is the duty of the mods to enforce the truth, less someone have an impure thought.

This was the forum that 15 years ago brought the world tribute.avi

"Is this the hill you really want to die on?" = "Your logic is correct, so I am going to invoke emotion instead in an attempt to smear you with any and all negative connotations of the topic being discussed."
 
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