Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Slavic Patronym]

That's when you know you need to stop shoving food down your gullet.

Food addiction manifests as...

1. Frequent cravings for specific foods, even if they have just eaten or are not actually hungry.
   
   Meat meat meat!
   
   
2. The inability to stop eating the sought-after food or consuming more than intended.
   
   Meat meat meat!
   
   
3. Regularly eating to the point of being uncomfortably full.
   
   He used to admit he did this.
   
   
4. Feeling guilty after eating certain foods, but continuing to do so again and again.
   
   Feeling bad about eating like shit but still doing it over and over and over was his entire life ("I know all my problems come from food") until carnivore absolved him.
   
   
5. Occasionally excusing their behavior, justifying the practice of giving into cravings.
   
   He used to (and still does) think whatever he eats can't be that bad as long as it's not evil sugar or evil energy drinks or evil broccoli, etc.
   
   
6. Unsuccessful, repeated attempts to cease eating certain foods, or otherwise creating rules and regulations on if/when such foods are allowed, such as cheat days.
   
   Carnivore was one big cheat year.
   
   
7. Secretive behavior surrounding eating habits or concealing/lying about their unhealthy food consumption.
   
   Pure conjecture, but realistically speaking he must have done this his entire life, including while on carnivore, for him to (a) get to the size he got to and (b) lose no weight at all despite consuming "no carbs." (Though I know living a completely sedentary lifestyle can gum up the equation.)
   
   
8. Feeling helpless or unable to control/quit eating junk food, despite consequences such as weight gain or changes in overall physical health.
   
   lol

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Christian Jack advocates murder



But thoughts and prayers



Retweeting a fellow dickrider and figuring out the most basic conspiracy





Jack acts like he's insightful for saying the most common conservative meme since 2015



Jack asks the people for what anime they like the best and got the title of Demon Slayer wrong



Another poll for engagement farming



CONSPIRACY TIME





Jack reviews another movie

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You (should) know you are physically fucked if you need a fucking Seatbelt extender.

You'd think that's a thing but with all the fatasses we have in this country there's a whole industry out there catering to them.

The thing that just made me shake my head was this:

The Shit Stick or "toilet paper wand" I believe is the proper term.

You affix toilet paper to it and use it to wipe your ass. The button on the end is to open it up so you never touch the dirty paper.

When you need this to clean after taking a dump you're too fucking fat. And yet this has been selling... since the 90's I believe. Seat belt extenders are just the next logical step when you've given up on life. The next step after that? A smaller steering wheel so it doesn't dig into your gut.

Christian Jack advocates murder

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But thoughts and prayers

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Retweeting a fellow dickrider and figuring out the most basic conspiracy

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Jack acts like he's insightful for saying the most common conservative meme since 2015

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Jack asks the people for what anime they like the best and got the title of Demon Slayer wrong

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Another poll for engagement farming

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CONSPIRACY TIME

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Jack reviews another movie

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Everything from this man is retarded including his son.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Great deal I guess that shitty ass bullbar adds 20k
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The Scalfani's are really just giving away memories. Jack probably got driven to the emergency room in the cargo bed both times he stroked out since they acquired this vehicle (2018/2023)

 

[p1138]

Or maybe you owe $700 and the state isn't buying your stupid "business expenses" as writeoffs? Also, why hasn't your accountant wife done your returns by now?

 

[Super Hans v2]

Or maybe you owe $700 and the state isn't buying your stupid "business expenses" as writeoffs? Also, why hasn't your accountant wife done your returns by now?

Also, how dire does that make Jack's half of T&J Service's situation if TamHam makes a pretty good middle class wage and they only owe $700 for the year?

 

[Marc]

What Jack means is that the fine for accidentally mailing a turd is $700.

 

[p1138]

Also, how dire does that make Jack's half of T&J Service's situation if TamHam makes a pretty good middle class wage and they only owe $700 for the year?

I mean, it's state taxes not federal and who knows what Tammy claims for withholding on her paycheck at work. Could mean anything.

 

[charlesdickens]

Will the Scalfanis buy a Cybertruck or Tesla? Everything else is woke.

Also I think those "fans" are magsafe phone holders so they can play Pokemon Go.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack still crying about Captain America



Still decrying evil



Defending the honor of Elon Musk




This could be either about Elon or Trump

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

fatty sure doesn't feel that Donald Trump's government is evil with all the simping he does for Trump and Elon

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This could be either about Elon or Trump

Jack going full Rekieta wasn’t on my bingo card for 2025.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

fatty sure doesn't feel that Donald Trump's government is evil with all the simping he does for Trump and Elon

He's just of the "everything good is on my side and everything bad is on theirs".

He not only drank the Kool-Aid but he's injecting it directly in his veins.

Remember when COVID was a thing? He sat outside for 15 minutes in the Sun with the comment something about, "killing the Coronavirus". The idea being that UV light kills it. But that's only on the surface. UV light only penetrates human skin by a 20-150 micrometers or to put it into other terms, not deep enough to deal with the virus in your veins. But because Trump said UV light killed it and the Sun provides UV light that was enough for him to expose his face and lower arms to the Sun for 15 minutes thinking it killed the virus.

The man is a retard.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Jack going full Rekieta wasn’t on my bingo card for 2025.

It's not a full Rekieta until he starts a polycule with Kay's Cooking and her son cucks Tammy from him while Jack obsesses over his dick.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Remember when COVID was a thing? He sat outside for 15 minutes in the Sun with the comment something about, "killing the Coronavirus". The idea being that UV light kills it. But that's only on the surface. UV light only penetrates human skin by a 20-150 micrometers or to put it into other terms, not deep enough to deal with the virus in your veins. But because Trump said UV light killed it and the Sun provides UV light that was enough for him to expose his face and lower arms to the Sun for 15 minutes thinking it killed the virus.

I'm aware this is something we'd all prefer not to think about, but inserting ivermectin, bleach and/or a flashlight up one's bum also emerged as a solution at the time.

Now, I'm not sure how serious those ideas were, but we are fully in the age of Poe's Law. No matter how dumb something sounds, there will be thousands (maybe millions) of people who believe it. Jack's among them. I bet he has ivermectin stored in his garage, right next to his boxes of water- and sun-damaged vinyl records.

 

[James done did it]

Jack going full Rekieta wasn’t on my bingo card for 2025.

If he puts the bottle in his ass nobody will ever find it again.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I'm pretty sure this was Fatty's vehicle when he could still drive and they've just had it mostly sitting around this whole time. Normally they're in an SUV. I'm guessing they bought this truck used for Fatty could fit in better in TN since they still had the SUV with the minivan with "THE BEST BARBEQUE SAUCE" wrap on it as recently as 2018 in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2amwjPIhUTA (you can see the wrap is cracking and fucked up on the windows) and picked it up used, and then not too long after he lost use of his arm and has had Tammy driving him around since. Considering how greasy the seats and dash look I'm guessing Tammy took it to a carwash and they coated the entire interior in armor-all so they could post pics. That means this thing has likely just been sitting for the past 7 years


Nah. Probably just assumes since he bought it for that, and hardly drove the thing that it must still be worth as much. Also some of the VIN lookup sites (1FTEW1CF5FKE33630 btw) without paying for a full report show 2 owners.

That means they leased it then bought it.

Or they refied And stuffed the title through one of their tax shells

Probably a little of column A and column B

 

[p1138]

That means they leased it then bought it.

Or they refied And stuffed the title through one of their tax shells

Probably a little of column A and column B

Nah, I don't think so. Like I said, Fatty was still driving around the best sauce van from the fat on the go intros up through 2018 in TN when they had already been there for a bit, while Tammy had an SUV at the time as well. It's generally pretty easy to spot these in the videos for chain fast food joints because of how often they just go through the drive-through. I wasn't able to actually find a video with Fatty in the truck. The bull bar obviously isn't stock and I doubt Fatty would have paid a shop to install it for him(he sure as fuck couldn't, and I wouldn't trust Jr. to either and he loves to bitch about the smallest inconvenience to himself).

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack thinks the best way to stop invasions is give up land of your country. With how vague he is, that could easily be interpreted as giving up both the east and west coasts to a foreign adversary, very smart move from Scalfatty



THIS IS JUST LIKE MUH JAPANESE CARTOONS



Jack talking about French Fries coated in seed oil being fried in beef tallow. Given how selfish he is, I wonder why the guy whose on a carnivore diet would bother with potatoes



His favorite tweet



Jack's advice and predictions





"CARNIVORE IS GUD GUIZ"



Meanwhile he posted this right before that



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[AnOminous]

Meanwhile he posted this right before that

Jack's retarded "Wars" are one of his most annoyingly dumb series of videos.