LGBT Chris's Newest Gal Pal Revealed

[Subconcious Offense]

However, the red hair, the diabetes, and being a Liberty University alummus... she leaves much to be desired as a breeding specimen.

Depends on what you are trying to breed. She is the perfect mother for a retarded Crystal.

 

[Cake Farts]

Now her car is going to smell like rotting watermelons and rancid milk for months.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Now her car is going to smell like rotting watermelons and rancid tard cum for months.

That moronic word filter was worth it just for this moment

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wonder if she'll be around when Barb dies to exclaim to her children, "Okay, kids, auntie Christine is coming to stay with us for a while, now make her and her magical crotch feel welcome until we can find an LGBT-oriented group home so that daddy will come back and forgive us for taking in God's leftovers"

 

[Aldora]

I wonder if she'll be around when Barb dies to exclaim to her children, "Okay, kids, auntie Christine is coming to stay with us for a while, now make her and her magical crotch feel welcome until we can find an LGBT-oriented group home so that daddy will come back and forgive us for taking in God's leftovers"

Chris new life goal is to make a Barb from the ground up.

 

[Antipathy]

Chris new life goal is to make a Barb from the ground up.

To begin, I assume he'll get drunk and grind up Barb. With a woodchipper. Then try and put the slush back together to form a person.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

ok show of hands, who thinks she's a troll?

 

[FightenGnome]

Depends on what you are trying to breed. She is the perfect mother for a exceptional Crystal.

Only to find out when it is time to conceiving the God ordained Crystal, that all the girl hormones Chris was taking has rendered him sterile.

If only he had been true to GodJesus....

 

[MG 620]

By this time next year precious Crystal Weston Chandler could be with us. <3

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Megan 2.0

If she was Mormon she'd be Anna 2.0

 

[Broseph]

Christ, legitimately has friends, even if it's a one sided friendship that's only done out of pity. When I ran into Chris at Omegacon, he was more or less being guarded by a middle aged woman who brings her kids to the Pokemon events at the local game store. She was asking me very specific questions but kept pushing when I would give vague answers.

I find it very strange that a grown woman would let her kids be around someone like Chris...

 

[Fareal]

I find it very strange that a grown woman would let her kids be around someone like Chris...

real talk, the person Chris has most harmed in his life and has the most ongoing potential to harm is himself

 

[m0rnutz]

Now her car is going to smell like rotting watermelons and rancid tard cum for months.

Who said she's driving?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

rancid tard cum

The wordfilter made your comment so much better.

 

[Jack Awful]

This poor woman...

 

[Lurkman]

ok show of hands, who thinks she's a troll?

Wouldn't put it past her, why else would you just tell the world your going out with one of the most infamous men on the internet (who is known for being extremely gullible and being trolled) if you weren't trolling? Why else would she say this even after she can just google Chris' name and find horrible shit about him from one corner to the other? Nobody is THAT insane. (unless with reason)

 

[Taint_fairy]

She's to ugly 4 Chris-chan's standards... He will prob dump her right after the movie and write on FB that "it didn't work out between them"

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

She's to ugly 4 Chris-chan's standards

I'm going to be frank here: when Chris claims a meatspace woman is his girlfriend, the girl in question is usually not much of a looker.

You can't really use characters like Jackie as an indicator of Chris's standards because Jackie's appearance was the result of searching "hot redhead" in Google.

 

[cruderudedude]

you all of course realize that it's threads like this that justify the site getting shut down right

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Hey now

Maybe Chris' sexy thirst videos really did get him somewhere. You never now who out there might have a fetish for some nice tomgirl granny cock