OgreSan
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Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker
- Thread starter Juan But Not Forgotten
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Holy fuck it might happen !??!
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- Jan 11, 2017
This is the logic that makes me say wow.
So wait, If he WERE (never) have sex with a girl. It'd be okay for him to have sex with other girls, But NOT for a girl to have sex with anyone else before him?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Cupcake9
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Welp, this pretty much explains how he came up with Luna's motivation from "cleaning the word from bad people".
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I... I didn't notice that little detail. In his Newgrounds flash thing, it mentioned his fanfic for Samus.He has (or has had) at least two, actually. The one from that image, and another one with Zero-Suit Samus Aran that he always shows off in his animated videos of him "working" at his computer. Why he is so proud of a boob mousepad to the point he feels it necessary to include in animations depicting himself at his workstation I don't know.
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Christ, he's used the word mean so much it barely even looks like English any more.
It's really hard to take any of these arguments seriously, what with Eva insisting on using third-grade vocabulary ('bad'; 'horrible'; 'insulting people rudely'; 'selfish mean people': it's like listening to a seven-year-old who's somehow landed a job as a crime reporter) and going off on ridiculous tangents about how terrible swearing is and how everyone who so much as breathes a swear under their breath is a horrible meanie-bo-beanie... unless it's him doing it, and then it's okay because shut up. I don't think anyone needed to be told this one was homeschooled and socialized by anime girls, somehow.
It's really hard to take any of these arguments seriously, what with Eva insisting on using third-grade vocabulary ('bad'; 'horrible'; 'insulting people rudely'; 'selfish mean people': it's like listening to a seven-year-old who's somehow landed a job as a crime reporter) and going off on ridiculous tangents about how terrible swearing is and how everyone who so much as breathes a swear under their breath is a horrible meanie-bo-beanie... unless it's him doing it, and then it's okay because shut up. I don't think anyone needed to be told this one was homeschooled and socialized by anime girls, somehow.
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People rightfully mock Kiwis for being obsessive armchair psychologists, but holy crap, every facet of his personality is explained here.
Tard
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Of course it does, Alex.
Also I just finally caught up on the thread and I really liked our kiwi character so when I was practicing different styles I did a little sketch of her
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I'm so curious as to whether or not he still thinks this way, now that he's older. Kind of leaning towards yes, since he hasn't matured at all.
OgreSan
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Given that the guy has a game dedicated to killing as many "love interests" or even just bystanders in violent ways, it wouldn't surprise me if he's just the same way as before. I'm just glad he never got to go to school and hope he stays the hell away from any colleges; oh wait, it's more likely this borderline pedophile would do this at a school given his fascination on school "children."
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I feel kinda bad for him. He's so stupid.
Kaffer
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I think Alex has finally broken me mentally. I've gone through the cycle of "what the fuck", "oh I'm actually starting to pity him", back to "what the FUCK" so many times the past couple pages that I'm not even sure if Alex is a real human being anymore. How could anyone think posting all of this online under the same username was a good idea? How has he not been put on an FBI watch-list yet? How has he not either killed himself or gotten himself killed by some valiant vigilante yet?
CupcakeBitch
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Considering how much he bitched about his father wanting to go to college, I'm going to guess he'll avoid it like the plague (or in his case, showers, responsibility, and actually putting effort into his work.)
Don't. Yeah, he's stupid, but he's also a piece of shit.
EDIT: I don't know if anyone else linked this, but I found info on his xbox live profile on xbox gamertag, and once again, more confirmation that he sucks.
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Because he's not worth the kill. It'd hardly change anything. He's 1 out of the million people out there like it, If he was killed he couldn't be milked anymore by Kiwi which would also be sad!
That being said, I think being in prison would suit someone like him much better.
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It's funny how being impolite and swearing make you a bad person worthy of death but condemning all women for not being anime girls and wanting to keep them as rapeslaves is a-ok.
LucasSomething
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You guys gotta remember that he was 17-18 years old when he typed those things(2007), he was so childish he still thought swearing is "bad". Being homeschooled teenager, he had no idea how humans interact so he has a very disturbed black and white mindset. In his view, everything he does is "good"and as such he should always be rewarded or he deserves people's affection, while anyone with a different point of view is wrong and "mean people" deserve to be punished.
Without people to talk in real life, Alex goes to internet forums and over the years we can see how he progressively gets worse and more attention needy (Sadly, we'll never know know how much of his life he probably wasted on 4chan). From asking for prostitues, to trolling on gamefaqs, then becoming a streamer, and finally dreaming to be a game developer.
It's very interesting to see how he became the freak he is today.
Without people to talk in real life, Alex goes to internet forums and over the years we can see how he progressively gets worse and more attention needy (Sadly, we'll never know know how much of his life he probably wasted on 4chan). From asking for prostitues, to trolling on gamefaqs, then becoming a streamer, and finally dreaming to be a game developer.
It's very interesting to see how he became the freak he is today.
Kaffer
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So, he doesn't understand why women masturbate when they can just find men to have sex with. But a woman who ever has sex with anyone who isn't him is a filthy immoral slut. What the fuck does he want women to do? Fly to him from across the world anytime they are even slightly aroused? Keep a designated sex man chained up in their basement at all times just in case? Really, he just wants women to be pure, asexual nuns.
In these posts he basically just explains the origin of his rape fetish.
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Maybe being homeschooled helped to turn him into a proto-autist, but his immature personality of an angsty teenager can't be rubbed off as easily.
Ichimaru Gin
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Huh, who knew this guy was a straight up incel?
... I mean, not like it surprises me after seeing his face, but still.
... I mean, not like it surprises me after seeing his face, but still.
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YandereDev making excuses to procrastinate again as one of his fans educate him on coding.
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"and using plugins that automatically convert JS to C#"YandereDev making excuses to procrastinate again as one of his fans educate him on coding.
Does he honestly think that'll work? Like always, Alex takes the lazy route and doesn't attept to accurately fix them himself, instead using third-party software to do his shit for him and causing the game to be buggier then before.