Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Keystone]

People rightfully mock Kiwis for being obsessive armchair psychologists, but holy crap, every facet of his personality is explained here.

Be that as it may, almost every hypothesis and "what if" we've put forward about his past and how it shaped his personality and behaviors today is being proven true in those screencaps; and as always, it's coming straight from Alex.

And those screencaps have convinced me that if he were actually an outgoing person who left the house more often, he would absolutely be a potential spree killer like Elliot was. That or a serial rapist. No joke.

 

[eggmcmuffin]

You know, all of this "slut" nonsense makes the whole story revolving around the fourteen year-old he allegedly had a relationship all the more plausible. Since he prefers his women "pure", it makes sense that he would go after a child. I genuinely hope that the allegations are fabricated or at the very least exaggerated, though, because the sort of trauma and guilt that poor kid would have to deal with afterwards is unimaginable.

 

[Zombie]

"and using plugins that automatically convert JS to C#"
Does he honestly think that'll work? Like always, Alex takes the lazy route and doesn't attept to accurately fix them himself, instead using third-party software to do his shit for him and causing the game to be buggier then before.

With the state of the game's codebase, a complete rewrite in C# under the guidance of an experienced programmer would be the better option regardless. If he converted the JS to C# it's just the same shit with an ever-so-slightly different smell.

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

After all of this psycho shit, I don't understand why YandereSim is such a big problem for him, how its taking away his life. When in reality, it actually made him one.

 

[Sempai]

Be that as it may, almost every hypothesis and "what if" we've put forward about his past and how it shaped his personality and behaviors today is being proven true in those screencaps; and as always, it's coming straight from Alex.

And those screencaps have convinced me that if he were actually an outgoing person who left the house more often, he would absolutely be a potential spree killer like Elliot was. That or a serial rapist. No joke.

Serial rapist?
If that man left the house/ was outgoing I think he would inhibit the personality of someone who was weird and introverted, but definitely not as bad as he is today.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Serial rapist?
If that man left the house/ was outgoing I think he would inhibit the personality of someone who was weird and introverted, but definitely not as bad as he is today.

I have to agree there with you. If he went outside more maybe he'd have a taste of the real world and experience with people before he makes his own conclusions over the internet about sluts and crap and know what it's actual like and why some people are actually 'sluts' as he says.

But it's far too late for that.

 

[Kazami Yuuka]

"and using plugins that automatically convert JS to C#"
Does he honestly think that'll work? Like always, Alex takes the lazy route and doesn't attept to accurately fix them himself, instead using third-party software to do his shit for him and causing the game to be buggier then before.

JS has no object orientation, despite the presence of "classes" (MDN says it is just syntactical sugar). Even if it did, the only thing this converter will end up doing is taking the two god scripts and convert them into two god classes. The true irony of this is that most sane devs want to convert C# to JS, rather than the other way around.
On second thought, Eva is probably not going to make the conversion. If OOP doesn't click with him now, his progress will grind to a halt while he trues to work around/abuse the principles of OOP, rather than work with it.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Once YanSim fails, I'm expecting a full-on Elliot Rodger from Devpai.

I WARNED YOU FUCKERS

 

[FataBataRang]

I WARNED YOU FUCKERS

As if we had anything to do with him being a failure.

 

[Lackadaisy]

As if we had anything to do with him being a failure.

lol can you even read. I was just referencing the post I made 30+ pages back about the similarities between Devpai and the Supreme Gentleman.

 

[FataBataRang]

lol can you even read. I was just referencing the post I made 30+ pages back about the similarities between Devpai and the Supreme Gentleman.

Then you should have quoted it instead of expecting me to be familiar with every single post you've made.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Then you should have quoted it instead of expecting me to be familiar with every single post you've made.

...I did. (I still love u bby)

 

[CupcakeBitch]

Once YanSim fails, I'm expecting a full-on Elliot Rodger from Devpai.

I can't imagine him being able to do much harm to other people, but if he somehow manages to attack someone, and do some type of damage, it wouldn't be difficult for someone to incapacitate him. Then again, he also seems like someone who couldn't even attack someone properly (because he's a whiny little bitch) and would use incredibly cheap shots.

 

[shatmasher]

It's very interesting to see how he became the freak he is today.

Yeah, the kiwi's detective work really shone on this one.

YandereDev making excuses to procrastinate again as one of his fans educate him on coding.

C'mon now, expecting alex to understand what is an IL and what is the point of having one ("why add something intermediate") is another level of , based on how much we know he knows.

With the state of the game's codebase, a complete rewrite in C# under the guidance of an experienced programmer would be the better option regardless. If he converted the JS to C# it's just the same shit with an ever-so-slightly different smell.

This.

 

[IngusNSFW]

C'mon now, expecting alex to understand what is an IL and what is the point of having one ("why add something intermediate") is another level of , based on how much we know he knows.

True. He'd have to go to college 3 more times.

This is also a hilarious post. It made me laugh for 5 seconds, before I screenshotted it and went to bed. :powerlevel:

 

[BananaBoner]

So wait, If he WERE (never) have sex with a girl. It'd be okay for him to have sex with other girls, But NOT for a girl to have sex with anyone else before him?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Or AFTER him! And that was when he was talking about something as stupid as dry humping a leg. "Don't you dare hump another leg again, I own you now. Wahh, another good female ruined! Sex means nothing if my ex partner doesn't choose to forever stay celibate after me." ?? I mean, as sad as this is, I kinda' get where his mental state was at that point... and it might be more sad than disturbing really, but Alex... you ignorant twat... maybe you should've kept these thoughts to yourself.

Welp, this pretty much explains how he came up with Luna's motivation from "cleaning the word from bad people".

A plot like that could be improved by just a tiny bit of self-awareness. Kinda just... Invert the point of the game. Make it about the teenager complex of "I'm so special and different from all the OTHER teenagers, the sheep, the immoral, stupid, unaware masses. I'm way mature for my age and would be a far better judge of right and wrong than people making those decisions now. If it were me, I could make the world a better place for sure.".

You guys gotta remember that he was 17-18 years old when he typed those things(2007), he was so childish he still thought swearing is "bad". Being homeschooled teenager, he had no idea how humans interact so he has a very disturbed black and white mindset.

Yeah, I definitely think his age + the homeschooling did a thing or two to really amp up the teenage feelings of super-special-awesomeness. He had no real-life experiences with people his age, so his image of them was probably very much full of stereotypes.

I don't understand why YandereSim is such a big problem for him, how its taking away his life. When in reality, it actually made him one.

This is so true. In his dating profile he even says that having a goal is the most important thing to him in life. He didn't really have one before YanSim if I've understood everything correctly. He was horribly depressed, suicidal and lonely. Those are things that YanSim has actually helped him with. I get that if coding is not your absolute passion it can be really tedious sometimes, but this is what he chose and it's working out way better for him than any indie game developer could expect!

He is so incredibly, amazingly ungrateful it blows my mind.

 

[Lalala]

Or AFTER him! And that was when he was talking about something as stupid as dry humping a leg. "Don't you dare hump another leg again, I own you now. Wahh, another good female ruined! Sex means nothing if my ex partner doesn't choose to forever stay celibate after me." ?? I mean, as sad as this is, I kinda' get where his mental state was at that point... and it might be more sad than disturbing really, but Alex... you ignorant twat... maybe you should've kept these thoughts to yourself.



A plot like that could be improved by just a tiny bit of self-awareness. Kinda just... Invert the point of the game. Make it about the teenager complex of "I'm so special and different from all the OTHER teenagers, the sheep, the immoral, stupid, unaware masses. I'm way mature for my age and would be a far better judge of right and wrong than people making those decisions now. If it were me, I could make the world a better place for sure.".



Yeah, I definitely think his age + the homeschooling did a thing or two to really amp up the teenage feelings of super-special-awesomeness. He had no real-life experiences with people his age, so his image of them was probably very much full of stereotypes.



This is so true. In his dating profile he even says that having a goal is the most important thing to him in life. He didn't really have one before YanSim if I've understood everything correctly. He was horribly depressed, suicidal and lonely. Those are things that YanSim has actually helped him with. I get that if coding is not your absolute passion it can be really tedious sometimes, but this is what he chose and it's working out way better for him than any indie game developer could expect!

He is so incredibly, amazingly ungrateful it blows my mind.

I believe the reason for his ungratefulness, at least in part, is due to the fact that he's not at the right point of his goal. He doesn't want to be making a game, he wants a game out that will earn him praise and adulation. He's gotten so used to being praised and loved already for concepts and ideas that his mind is currently breaking due to that love being retracted as fans finally realise that these promises they were praising aren't actually happening.
He's moody and ungrateful because he's not already selling Yan Chan plushies with inflatable breasts to hungry fans and still has lots of work to do before his game is worth shit.

 

[RK 672]

Here is a wiki that tells about the streaming group that broke off from Alex's. While not all the page or the wiki is about Alex, the first two paragraphs discuss him and why the stream split off. The split and Alex losing his viewers was Alex's fault.
http://vidyarev.wikia.com/wiki/History (http://archive.is/ou0AX)

 

[ArnbjornsBitch]

Upcoming new build in the next few days or so.

Considering Eva's attitude and his """permission""" from fans to stream 4 hours everyday, I'm expecting the next few builds to be a mix of bug fixes, various sudden changes to the school, and a new Easter Egg.

None of that "code-related progress on Osana" that he loathes on.

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

do you think cnn will show footage of yandere sim when alex mahan goes on a spree shooting