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A gay man knows about man asses.
What a surprise.
Fact: People think gay folk are just really into gross gay sex, but that's actually how they identify one another. Kind of like how dogs sniff each other's butts, gay men have to look at each other's asses in order to recognize each other.

So remember next time you meet a gay man the polite thing to do is take your pants off and bend over so they know you aren't a stranger or threat.
 
Fact: People think gay folk are just really into gross gay sex, but that's actually how they identify one another. Kind of like how dogs sniff each other's butts, gay men have to look at each other's asses in order to recognize each other.

So remember next time you meet a gay man the polite thing to take your pants off and bend over so they know you aren't a stranger or threat.

 
Wait is that how the "I recognize that penis!" meme was born?
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