Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Sheryl Nome]

Its very funny that snark pages have become what people think Kiwifarms is

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

the late Susan Wojcicki

I had no idea she had died.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Denims and her pals called CPS on Ethan Klein
to try and get his kid removed.

Denims' rhetoric that children can't form memories is exactly the kind that pedophiles use to excuse abusing children. This person doesn't at all care about the well being of Ethan's kids, she only cares about how she can use them as collateral in wounding Ethan any way she can that doesn't involve breaking the law. I have no idea who Denims is but that tiny snippet of rhetoric is all I need to know she's human garbage.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

I have no idea who Denims is but that tiny snippet of rhetoric is all I need to know she's human garbage.

TL;DR of Denims Lore

1. Big fan of Hasan Piker
2. Make death threats and post bounties on ppl she doesnt like, example: Asmongold
3. is simped by Dan Clancy (CEO of Twitch) because her content is LITERALLY 100% "Look at my cleavage"
4. Have very superficial level of understanding in Politics but act as if she is deep and profound and intellectually gifted in political discussion.
5. Defends Keffals and Keffals' grooming because Keffals is Transgender and therefore incapable of doing anything wrong.


Tbh, with how much Dan Clancy simp for Twitch thots that have OF content, all he needs to do is permaban Denims and she'll open an OF,
because she is an attention whore, and if she couldnt stream anymore, 10,000% chance she'll whore herself out on OF.

 

[Kazukifaen]

These snarkers of H3H3 are DSP level of deranged alogs. You can't reason with them. But Ethan is not helping the situation improve either.

Ethan stop hitting the booger sugar it won't help you. Sniff sniff

 

[Moral Vest]

Denims' rhetoric that children can't form memories is exactly the kind that pedophiles use to excuse abusing children. This person doesn't at all care about the well being of Ethan's kids, she only cares about how she can use them as collateral in wounding Ethan any way she can that doesn't involve breaking the law. I have no idea who Denims is but that tiny snippet of rhetoric is all I need to know she's human garbage.

If it was not already clear from the fact that she wants those kids to be taken from their millionaire parents and put in the CPS system lmao. If my father and mother were millionaires I would eat shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Especially if the alternative was going into the rape machine that is foster care.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Anyone remember when Kiwi Farms did an amateur manhunt for the Boston Marathon bomber and, once they thought they'd found their suspect, proceeded to harass his family with death threats? Which then forced the police to release more info on the real bombers, causing them to freak out and kill a cop so they could hijack his car during an escape? Oh wait, that was reddit. Someone should harass their service providers into dropping service over that.

To be fair, we are massive fans of one of the biggest contributors to the Reddit Boston Bomber Manhunt

 

[CallmeCicada]

Didn't Ethan get caught several times reading the sub (Trishiland?) doing the same thing to Trisha Paytas that is now happening to him?

 

[AssignedEva]

The kid did not have GIARDIA Jesus fucking Christ you guys do not research.

I see long ass paragraphs dunking on Ethan for his kid eating dog shit.

The CPS report found this was false and the kid does not have GIARDIA.

Ethan's summation of events.
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Ethan is being disingenuous here. CPS did not get called because his son had diarrhoea, they got called because he said his son had caught giardia from his dog, having previously established he lets his dogs shit in the house. Now he didn't specifically say "he's been diagnosed with giardia", but he talked at length about how the dog had diarrhoea as a result of giardia and they'd only just started treating it, that his son is crawling and puts things in his mouth, that "now Sonny has giardia", and then talking at length about how stinky and messy his son and wife's diarrhoea is (because Ethan is disgusting).

While he is now saying that his son does not have giardia and his house is super clean actually, that clarification only came after the CPS call. He very much is at fault as to why CPS got called.

 

[George Boon]

Tbh, with how much Dan Clancy simp for Twitch thots that have OF content, all he needs to do is permaban Denims and she'll open an OF,
because she is an attention whore, and if she couldnt stream anymore, 10,000% chance she'll whore herself out on OF.

She already has an OF. From what I've heard, it's "sexy" stills from her streams and maybe cosplay(?). If she got permabanned she would 100% transition to full on porn.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

One thing very bizzare about this to me is how people have never heard of Giardia. Maybe its just where I grew up but Giardia is the reason I learned you don't wanna just drink out of rivers and streams. And I learned that real young.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

Denims' rhetoric that children can't form memories is exactly the kind that pedophiles use to excuse abusing children. This person doesn't at all care about the well being of Ethan's kids, she only cares about how she can use them as collateral in wounding Ethan any way she can that doesn't involve breaking the law. I have no idea who Denims is but that tiny snippet of rhetoric is all I need to know she's human garbage.

If Ethan set up a GiveSendGo for a lawsuit I will help fund that. I just lolcow vs lolcow fight so bad.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Well ya fucking tourists, since you keep shitting up the thread I had to fucking watch the video myself because I couldn't make sense of anything based on your retarded tourist posts.

What happened?
Some people called CPS anonymously to report the giardiasis infection. The Kleins didn't want this to be exposed at their kids' school but they still got inspected and received the typical CPS visit experience.

Ethan connects the calls to r/h3h3_productions (the new snark sub). His main problem with it is creators giving it attention and even approving it (beyond the usual culprits there's a pooner called Adam McIntyre that says he 'respects it').

While Ethan comes off as a jilted schizo for keeping the roach's name on his mouth 24/7, his orbiters seem to relish on Ethan broadcasting how mediocre his parenting is. The reason Denims has become the unofficial face of the accusations is because one stream of her two days before the CPS call had her chat spamming variations of 'call cps' two days before the Kleins received theirs. Denims has milked enough content of Ethan (mainly through Empanada) to start laying on her own grave. I do appreciate that he showed a clip of Denims owning herself.

Bad Empanada's involvement is the video Denims streamed (because the pick-me is even more of a parasite than the roach), memes at the expense of the H3 crew (for example, he calls AB a 'domesticated animal' for defending the hand that feeds him) and playing a Hamas larper game to 'kill IDF secretaries'.

Ethan actually showing Twitch leftists praising Empanada lends strength to his case because however you slice it, Empanada does make some of the more personal attacks on him.

Bad Empanada claimed responsibility for the CPS call. I've to agree on principle that I think he just claimed it to get attention but we just don't know. To tell you the truth, if anyone can dox Empanada, I may actually be able to do something about him.

The Kleins already had dealt with giardiasis from another dog but due to the infection spreading it caught more eyes this time around... Or so we thought. According to Ethan only one dog had giardiasis and the kid they believed was infected just had diarrhoea (13:19).

The final part of the video is about r/h3snark or rather what became of it. The original subreddit's mod team can be described as super speds as they would be spearheading doxing of anyone related to H3. They DID spread lies about H3 (such as a post accusing them of islamophobia that was made by a particularly unhinged mod) but once Ethan revealed he had an employee in their ranks, they closed shop and moved over to r/h3h3_productions, where there's no moderation.

Is at this point when Ethan really makes a schizo out of himself. He starts by saying how weird it is that r/h3snark was able to received direct mod communication (as Hila heard from someone at Reddit that the subreddit was going out of bounds) and that a snark subreddit for the roach was banned quite swiftly. Ok, he is a noticer now, cool. And then he brings up r/Trishyland (the snark sub he himself promoted) which even if it doesn't bother people makes him look like an ass. Trisha said in a podcast she just had to call Reddit to get it killed. So Ethan, you fucker that once had YouTube's CEO on speed-dial and claims that Hila has a contact at Reddit, why don't you use your talmudic magic? After this he goes about how leftists have Twitch by the balls and yeah, this guy is like 4 years behind us minimum.



Since I actually read this thread regularly (seethe tourists), I'm going to share something that I found when Ethan convinced me to visit the new snark sub. I reckon it hadn't been shared here before or at least there's a recent development.

• Ethan was at a influencer poker tournament or something and lost about 15k.
• There was some eejit in chat that claimed to be the one that called CPS.
• Ethan, motivated by righteous rage, finds this guy and doxes him.
• This fine specimen of a man was going by his real name on Instagram and YouTube.
• joe_coope aka @swagblaster has made tiktoks and is fishing for sympathy on Bad Empanadas subreddit as u/EthanKleinNumba1fan.

@swagblaster shares one threathing comment after fucking around and finding out.
u/EthanKlienNumba1fan goes to Bad Empanada's sub for sympathy.
Joe promoting a Bad Empanada video on Ethan.

 

[Blue Cheese Salad]

To tell you the truth, if anyone can dox Empanada, I may actually be able to do something about him.

what are you going to do

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Most of what it was (besides karma-baiting "I've been a fan for twenty years but THIS pushed me over the edge") were people obsessively taking clips from his show and analyzing them until they could call Ethan a child-neglecting, employee-abusing, genocide-denying far-right sexist homophobic monster. These people don't just "miss the old days", they religiously watch every show and stream until they can find a clip to obsess over until the next show comes around. They would absolutely celebrate CPS getting called on him.

So they're just like Kiwi Farms except you can't say nigger and the color scheme is harder on the eyes.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Well ya fucking tourists

Shut up, newfag.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

To tell you the truth, if anyone can dox Empanada, I may actually be able to do something about him.

This is homosexual speak.

 

[The Wokest]

Denims' rhetoric that children can't form memories is exactly the kind that pedophiles use to excuse abusing children. This person doesn't at all care about the well being of Ethan's kids, she only cares about how she can use them as collateral in wounding Ethan any way she can that doesn't involve breaking the law. I have no idea who Denims is but that tiny snippet of rhetoric is all I need to know she's human garbage.

Well it often comes from their own inability to recall infant memories, people with traumatic, neglected or shitty childhoods often find it impossible to recall memories below 7yo often below 10 or 11 in harsh cases, it also happens to retards.
And I'm not trying to be funny but it for sure happens to retards that also had traumatic, neglected or shitty childhoods, the double dip.

So what if she truly does believe that because she's a retard who was giga molested as a child and legit can't remember anything before 7 or 8? It's pretty common.
Look I'm trying really hard to be a waman respected here and play devils advocate, besides it would also explain why she's such a worthless piece of shit as an adult.

 

[Pitckus]

I will never forgive reddit for doing this to me.
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I’ve never had any strong opinions about Ethan or Hila but the people he talks about in his video seem borderline evil. It’s kinda hard to not feel some kind of sympathy, especially with his kids being involved.

I hope this Bad Panda guy gets flayed alive.

 

[harmacist]

I’ve never had any strong opinions about Ethan or Hila but the people he talks about in his video seem borderline evil.

I hope this Bad Panda guy gets flayed alive.

its wrong to use someones children as pawns so you can be an alog retard. with that being said ethan and hila are still giga kikes