Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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biggacracka said:
Hell yeah buddy, just keep on rocking and doing your best
Fuck troles and fuck rape
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fuck women who believe there better than men there will be no true gendar eqauilty until...
i'm not an incel i respect womens rights its just that...
fuck man i miss kfcs double down dood
*eats catfood/potato soup using a bud light broth and an esquite amout of bacon and cheese i call it cobras tombstone
 
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Bilbo Boglims said:
Cobra Clone has HAD IT with people talking about Cobra on his channel and he is threatening to DFE now

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That's absolutely awful. I remember Ryan from last year and he seemed like a decent guy, people found him and immediately descended on him. I think he was happy with it at first but once Bogchron commented on one of his videos trying to use them, spergs from all over made Ryan's videos about Josh. I think everybody here lost interest around then.

Nevermind. Fuck sickos!
 
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Bilbo Boglims said:
Its legit, he is a tard from kentucky. Has so many cobra like qualities it would be easier to name the ones he doesn't have.

He really seemed like a wholesome clone until he told a story about molesting his friends little brother.
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Jesus. I felt fucking terrible for him, even joined in on a few of his chats and encouraged him shredding at first before I kinda... stopped.

Last I heard, he'd finally gotten a girlfriend and lost his v-card. No idea he was a sicko. Is there a link to the video or did he get rid of it?
 
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Bilbo Boglims said:
Its legit, he is a tard from kentucky. Has so many cobra like qualities it would be easier to name the ones he doesn't have.

He really seemed like a wholesome clone until he told a story about molesting his friends little brother.
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I dub him Tardtucky.

So shall it be forevermore. A bough of sage will be burnt to seal this occasion of pomp and circumstance.
 
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i refined my dank recipe doods TWU

cobras tombstone 2.0

requires

unwashed pot
dank rings on
bac of 0.1
circle of protection
knife and pliers (as can opener)
jack skellington candle holder (dank chalice)

ingredients

wet cat food (purinas fancy feast)
potatoes
bud light and pink champagne (as broth)
an esquidit amount of chesse and bacon bits
half a tub of county crock
doritos
random meat seasonings
sardines
day old kfc tenders
day old taco bell chicken chalupa

cooked in the oven for 66 minutes and 6 seconds at 420 degrees

leave out for 16 hours before consuming unfridgrated check for roaches

fuck sickos, fuck my troles, long live ozzy and jessica needs to leave me alone
 
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Fortyone said:
Cobra posted this on FB and quickly deleted it after Clint told him it's inappropriate. He is trying to be Terrance Poop again but his daddy told him "better not be a chud BOY"

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The boy's cognitive dissonance between complaining about everything "woke" like a 70 year old man is super fucking weird when you consider his best friend is a tranny sex pest.
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That unemployed Satanist alcoholic stoner who reposts boomer conservative Facebook memes just like a grandpa sure smells good.
 
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Acoustic Virgin said:
They see him get things that he wants that they themselves can't have and develop negative feelings toward him and lash out.
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They forgot the tenth Cobra Cult commandment: thou shalt not covet thy trailerpark neighbours wet and juicy ass, his bogwitch, nor his manservant with wartits, nor none of magical wands. He who looks lustfully at JESSICA BOYLE is a sicko.
 
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