Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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"Thought combos"
 
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Agares said:
People were saying Courtney made him do that video and that title when it first came out.
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It’s the way he looks at the screen at the very last second an inexplicably says “nummy fish for my tum-“ and the video stops that kills me every time

My favorite video title is “chomping vid” it’s just a shame it’s impossible to search for any cobra video nowadays because you have to wade through a hundred slop clip channels and documentaries
 
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Wintermute_Zero said:
Is Null transforming as we speak?
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Yes. His final form will be powerful, but his transformation will be agonizing. He's even doing the audio logs like you're supposed to when you're slowly turning into some kind of twisted posthuman creature.

Sorry for adding to the looping, but Cobes looks BAD, by the way. Like, holy fuck he went downhill since I'd first heard of him. The bogwitch stole all of his mana and now his magickally-maintained youth and gothic wizardly rockstar glamour (and good smell, presumably) are fading. Soon, his corporeal form will disintegrate completely, and he will become one with rock-and-roll, Obi-wan style. One day, Clint is going to come check on his son and find nothing but a battered hat lying in a puddle of dried alcohol and sugar. Fuck circles of protection, Crystal Spear of Colon Cancer into the astral shadow of Jessica Anne Boyle.
 
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charlesdickens said:
His channel is going to get a third strike and Ozzy dying is going to spiral Josh into a very dark place. Considering idiots can't stop mass flagging any video and he's on his second strike, it's just a matter of time. If he hit the bottle that hard after Walt, it's going to be a lot worse for Ozzy. Just not good.
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good chance cobes will finally drink himself to death when ozzy dies or he'll just shoot himself. fuck suicide, fuck the reddit faggots that alog cobes
 
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Don't Touch That Dial! said:
That has to be to be the most vile thing ive ever seen, and I tried the hard Arizona iced tea.
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The worst thing imo that he made was mixing that bottom shelf rotgut "vodka" with Busch Light Peach. Absolutely disgusting combination and at such a low moment in his life, before it got even worse.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
It tasted super medicinal. I expected a more sour watermelon, but it was more sweet and it sucked. And it's only available in sugar-free, so it has that sugar-free taste, and shit man I hate that taste.
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I've yet to find a sugar-free drink that doesn't have that dogshit aftertaste. I don't know if Cobes has ever drank any sugar-free drinks before but he'd probably say, like in 99% of his other "drink reviews" (minus the Tropical Mix Sprite) "That's pretty tasty." or "I fucks with that."

charlesdickens said:
His channel is going to get a third strike and Ozzy dying is going to spiral Josh into a very dark place. Considering idiots can't stop mass flagging any video and he's on his second strike, it's just a matter of time. If he hit the bottle that hard after Walt, it's going to be a lot worse for Ozzy. Just not good.
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Josh has been in multiple two-strike situations before and he's always managed to wiggle his way out of them by waiting until the strikes expire. His next strike expires May 26th so as long as he doesn't post another Talking Tom video before then, then he'll be fine (relatively speaking).
 
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