Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Mesa]

Fuck niggers

Not as good as it used to be, but still entertaining. Instead of necrobump wars, now it's supersage-bump wars

UR PFB is BVILT 4 BBC

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[Tread Miller]

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1. Favorite Galaxy Gas flavor?

• Orange

>1. Favorite Galaxy Gas flavor?

• Orange

2. Thoughts on chuds?

• Save Evropa o algo

>2. Thoughts on chuds?

• Save Evropa o algo

3. Favorite drug?

• Period blood

>3. Favorite drug?

• Period blood

4. How often are you high?

• Every hour

>4. How often are you high?

• Every hour

5. Why did you pull a Hiro on us and leave everything to the jannies?

• I never left, I just don’t post lol. I talk to jannies and post frequently, just without a capcode.

>5. Why did you pull a Hiro on us and leave everything to the jannies?

• I never left, I just don’t post lol. I talk to jannies and post frequently, just without a capcode.

6. How was the Valencia Spook Club?

• Goated

>6. How was the Valencia Spook Club?

• Goated

7. Do you ever plan to sell the site?

• No

>7. Do you ever plan to sell the site?

• No

8. Thoughts on the wiki?

• Gets gayer every day, used to be gemmy

>8. Thoughts on the wiki?

• Gets gayer every day, used to be gemmy

9. How much did the site cost when you bought it?

• 3 bazillion dollars

>9. How much did the site cost when you bought it?

• 3 bazillion dollars

10. Do you use 4cuck?

• Not anymore

>10. Do you use 4cuck?

• Not anymore

11. How did you discover the 'arty?

• I think a friend introduced me to it, or 4cuck, can’t remember

>11. How did you discover the 'arty?

• I think a friend introduced me to it, or 4cuck, can’t remember

12. What would you have done if you were admin before you actually became admin, and why didn’t you do it?

• Marge

>12. What would you have done if you were admin before you actually became admin, and why didn’t you do it?

• Marge

13. Weed or tobacco?

• Tobacco

>13. Weed or tobacco?

• Tobacco

14. How often do you have sex?

• Currently like once or twice a week at least, idk, might be 6 times in a weekend then nothing for a week

>14. How often do you have sex?

• Currently like once or twice a week at least, idk, might be 6 times in a weekend then nothing for a week

15. Are you poor or rich?

• I am froot

>15. Are you poor or rich?

• I am froot

16. Are you South or North Italian?

• I am shitalalalalalallian

>16. Are you South or North Italian?

• I am shitalalalalalallian

17. Do you have a Steam Deck?

• Yes

>17. Do you have a Steam Deck?

• Yes

18. Did you ever use the kway?

• Briefly

>18. Did you ever use the kway?

• Briefly

19. Is Mist and 06eb a foid?

• Both my kittens

>19. Is Mist and 06eb a foid?

• Both my kittens

20. If you could go back in time to when you bought the sharty, would you do anything differently?

• Delete the site

>20. If you could go back in time to when you bought the sharty, would you do anything differently?

• Delete the site

21. Worst car?

• Prius C

>21. Worst car?

• Prius C

22. Best thing about Kuz?

• Throat goat

>22. Best thing about Kuz?

• Throat goat

23. Worst thing about Kuz?

• STDs

>23. Worst thing about Kuz?

• STDs

24. If bibisea or biwisea is better?

• BJT transistors

>24. If bibisea or biwisea is better?

• BJT transistors

25. When are you going to stream your suicide?

• Tomorrow night

>25. When are you going to stream your suicide?

• Tomorrow night

26. What’s your favorite Sematary song? You said you like Haunted Mound.

• That was a meme larp

>26. What’s your favorite Sematary song? You said you like Haunted Mound.

• That was a meme larp

27. Best and worst thing about Soot?

• His personality

>27. Best and worst thing about Soot?

• His personality

28. As the owner of this website, have you been contacted by authorities in regards to soyjak.party? + What do you have to say about the Antioch 2025 school shooting?

• No, I don’t care, Americans are disposable

>28. As the owner of this website, have you been contacted by authorities in regards to soyjak.party? + What do you have to say about the Antioch 2025 school shooting?

• No, I don’t care, Americans are disposable

29. Between TND and TTD, which one would you choose?

• TND

>29. Between TND and TTD, which one would you choose?

• TND

30. What will happen when the timer hits 0?

• Nikocado gets fat again

>30. What will happen when the timer hits 0?

• Nikocado gets fat again

31. Will you fix the .party domain?

• Once a registrar that’s straight and Aryan appears

>31. Will you fix the .party domain?

• Once a registrar that’s straight and Aryan appears

32. What games do you play?

• Crossy Road

>32. What games do you play?

• Crossy Road

33. Ask Xim if Xe's ever made any OC.

• Not of froot, just soyjaks

>33. Ask Xim if Xe's ever made any OC.

• Not of froot, just soyjaks

34. Also ask Xim if Xe thinks Kuz still lurks here.

• He does, I have proof

>34. Also ask Xim if Xe thinks Kuz still lurks here.

• He does, I have proof

35. Favorite namefag?

• Froot

>35. Favorite namefag?

• Froot

36. What’s your most favorite piece of OC that was made about you, and what’s your least favorite?

• Frooty propaganda or the purge ones were cool. I don’t really have a least favorite one, as Froot doesn’t represent the real person behind him, so I’m not bothered by Froot R34.

>36. What’s your most favorite piece of OC that was made about you, and what’s your least favorite?

• Frooty propaganda or the purge ones were cool. I don’t really have a least favorite one, as Froot doesn’t represent the real person behind him, so I’m not bothered by Froot R34.

37. Does Kuz still lurk this?

• Asked it again award

>37. Does Kuz still lurk this?

• Asked it again award

38. Would you put Soot in a position of authority (mod/janny etc.) if Soot requested it?

• No

>38. Would you put Soot in a position of authority (mod/janny etc.) if Soot requested it?

• No

39. Who’s your favorite poster from this thread and who is your favorite lolcow?

• Froot

>39. Who’s your favorite poster from this thread and who is your favorite lolcow?

• Froot

40. Do you own any other websites? And do you plan to buy 4chan or others?

• I’m buying Pornhub and deleting the white section

>40. Do you own any other websites? And do you plan to buy 4chan or others?

• I’m buying Pornhub and deleting the white section

 

[Unique Username KF]

Fuck niggers
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>using a junkie nigger's song for heckin based hyperborea ttd tnd edits

 

[Mesa]

>using a junkie nigger's song for heckin based hyperborea ttd tnd edits

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Pure Aryan VIRL

 

[Chudborean]

400 pph is fucking pitiful.

Pph is a retarded activity measurement. PPD and ppw are the most accurate ones for measuring activity.

And we can see through here the ppd has been mostly the same for awhile, if a bit slightly higher then what it was averaging around a year or so ago (not shown in this graph but there was a period of around 3 days when the site reached around 25k ppd 3 weeks ago). There is a recent drop in activity but that is likely due to this gay event making the site literally unusable.

am i the only one who remembers the days of 2k-3k pph?

You’re comparing summer months to a work week. The site still reaches those numbers during holidays.

 

[soy woah jaque]

o algo asi dice mi mama

Yep xhe's definitely a latinx rapefugee living in shitaly, not italian

I get that, but why would you even buy an imageboard in the first place if you're just going to hand the reigns off to some random fags from Discord? You've seen how Gookmoot ran 4chan into the ground by doing that. Doing the same thing and expecting different results is insanity.
I can't imagine the sharty is profitable. You said you don't want to be an autistic e-celeb, so I don't think you get anything parasocial out of it either. What gives? Why even skate?

He's an attention whore, he's obviously lying about not wanting to be an e-celeb when that's the main reason he bought the site.
He could also just be lying about being hands-off and leaving everything to the jannies, he's a discordfag himself and he definitely likes what they are doing

 

[bingin]

UR PFB is BVILT 4 BBC

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porn addiction award

 

[Coberald]

Dreamhost, 1984.is, Tucows, njal.la, spaceship.com

I hate to defend frt but those aren't exactly good options
>Dreamhost
Dropped this website, albeit gave warning, means that they can be compelled if enough trannies cry to them. Still the best out of the five from what I can tell.
<FDL space
>1984.is
Their TOS allows them to terminate service over any material that is legal but which they consider "Unethical or harmful" (Makes their clitty leak) "with or without notice". Also refused to host Kiwi Farms. https://1984.hosting/tos/

<FDL space
>Tucows
Refused to let this website transfer to them, Suspended a nitter instance for the most retarded reason imaginable; nitter is a twitter mirror that lets you view tweets without needing an account, someone had linked to 'p on twitter so Tucows/Njal.la suspended nitter without any investigation, not realizing that twitter was at fault, not nitter.
<FDL space
>Njal.la
Only resell Tucows domains. Were involved in the above.
<FDL space
>Spaceship.com
Their TOS explicitly states that "You agree not to use the Services provided by Spaceship, or to allow or enable others, to use the services provided by Spaceship for illegal or improper purposes."
The latter includes using "the Services for content that will profess hatred for particular social, ethnical, religious or other groups"

https://www.spaceship.com/legal/domain-registration-agreement/

<FDL space
I look like this btw

 

[Chudborean]

all that

I understand that he should never choose the latter domain registar but I don't see how he should not choose the former three.
Dreamhost only dropped the 'farms after byuus suicide caused so much outrage against the 'farms they were forced to drop it. The other 3 registars only refused to host the 'farms as it was going through a massive deplaformation campaign.
In the case of soyjak.party I don't see the sharty ever going to go through the stuff the 'farms went through, hence why I think froot should transfer his domain to those registars. Infact it's certainly more riskier leaving the domain on internet.bs whom seized the domain for redirecting to the sharty and threantned to seize again for just linking to the site.

 

[bingin]

I understand that he should never choose the latter domain registar but I don't see how he should not choose the former three.
Dreamhost only dropped the 'farms after byuus suicide caused so much outrage against the 'farms they were forced to drop it. The other 3 registars only refused to host the 'farms as it was going through a massive deplaformation campaign.
In the case of soyjak.party I don't see the sharty ever going to go through the stuff the 'farms went through, hence why I think froot should transfer his domain to those registars. Infact it's certainly more riskier leaving the domain on internet.bs whom seized the domain for redirecting to the sharty and threantned to seize again for just linking to the site.

froot probably knows what hes doing albeit

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

UR PFB is BVILT 4 BBC

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Great, I clicked that spoiler tag while I'm in a waiting room with a sweet old lady next to me

 

[bingin]

Great, I clicked that spoiler tag while I'm in a waiting room with a sweet old lady next to me

why did you click it

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

why did you click it

To show her obviously

 

[David Thoughie]

List of registrars

Don't worry, he's just waiting for a registrar to come up that will openly allow him to host baby monkey torture and dead babies.

 

[bingin]

if any sharty namefag were to get a kf thread, who would it be? my bets would be on warrior-z

 

[Coberald]

The other 3 registars only refused to host the 'farms as it was going through a massive deplaformation campaign.
In the case of soyjak.party I don't see the sharty ever going to go through the stuff the 'farms went through, hence why I think froot should transfer his domain to those registars. Infact it's certainly more riskier leaving the domain on internet.bs whom seized the domain for redirecting to the sharty and threantned to seize again for just linking to the site.

I'll concede that he should move the domain off internet.bs asap, even if its just to park it on a different registrar. However, 1984 states in their TOS they have the right to remove any content they find disagreeable while Tucows and Nyalla supsended a nitter domain when it was twitter moderation who were at fault, that tells me they dind't properly investigate the issue which makes them a riskier choice.
Dreamhost is by far the best option but I'm worried that if another retarded nigger goes on a shooting spree and mentions us in his manifesto it'll cause enough outrage for them to drop us like they did KF.

if any sharty namefag were to get a kf thread, who would it be? my bets would be on warrior-z

I agree, he's fairly active under the same name in communities outside the sharty too so he'd probably have the most appeal to regular farmers.

 

[Azure05]

if any sharty namefag were to get a kf thread, who would it be? my bets would be on warrior-z

Feralteen

 

[bingin]

Feralteen

feralteen is the deadest cow of cows and he's under 18 isn't he?

 

[Azure05]

feralteen is the deadest cow of cows

@Sean Shemmy explain to teresa why feralteen is the funniest and most important lolcow of the entire soyphere.

 

[Tread Miller]

feralteen is the deadest cow of cows and he's under 18 isn't he?

ask @Sean Shemmy bout dat