StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

Lukie said:
Stolas grant me wings so my sides can launch into orbit!

HE STOLE A VIAL OF BLOOD OFF OF YOU TO CAST SPELLS AND IS PLAYING A TEN CENT KAZOO?!?!?!

Click to expand...

This is actually kind of a great idea. If every BPD came with its own emergency vial of blood and kazoo, we might still have a 60 year old Kurt Cobain churning out real bangers.

Lukie said:
Tarl making the statement that he knows his worth and renegotiating to a flat rate is saying the quiet part out loud as his viewership is sinking and his engagement is skewing negative - it's very telling.
Click to expand...
Like every dad who blamed a fart on the dog, Tarl blames his recent subscriber slippage on the YouTube algorithm.

Uh huh - And monkeys fly outta my butt!
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Chadikus Maximus, Stinks Abandoned Daughter, Godmode and 3 others
Itspinklava said:
Styx was just toying with the idea of destroying his YouTube Play Button for money.
View attachment 7079955

As if he’s going to take down or break his only measure of “career” “success”.
Click to expand...
And he is vaguecasting spells, again. Or vaguegloating. No kazoo, though.
Screenshot_20250311_094908_X.jpg
He must be drinking his Old Spice.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Lukie, mrfresh, mickrussom and 3 others
Rick Nekieta said:
I think I'm gonna quit while I'm behind. This is like losing a ton of money gambling, putting in one quarter, getting a few back and choosing to just leave on the smallest of wins because keeping at it is only going to expand the losses. Engaging Laylithe sure has diminishing returns. Her last reply was at least reasonable adjacent, it's the best I can hope for. Unless something happens between today and trial date, there's no reason for me to engage this thread until trial date. I've punched myself out. This isn't worth raising my blood pressure over. I got myself to a healthy blood pressure in two weeks and I'm not going to throw it away fighting a battle I can walk away from.
Click to expand...

I'm trying earnestly to catch up on this thread, and seeing your multiple multi-paragraph posts/replies really has me wondering - why are YOU so incredibly invested? Especially with Laylithe's words and actions? You seem a bit obsessed.

Itspinklava said:
Styx was just toying with the idea of destroying his YouTube Play Button for money.
View attachment 7079955

As if he’s going to take down or break his only measure of “career” “success”.
Click to expand...
Holy shit... he really IS struggling for money right now. Or drunk. Or both.

*edit* - Sorry for the double post. I'm a bit rusty on here, it's been a while.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Vassal, Total Annihilation, mrfresh and 4 others
Laylithe said:
Ok so in a day or two he posts a wax-sealed vial of blood I made that I was unaware he took from my home, claims to be casting spells overnight, and plays a kazoo that I bought in a pack of 10 from the dollar tree for my kids in his livestream.
Click to expand...
Tarl casting hexes with a stolen vial of blood and cheap children's instrument was NOT on my Bingo card. Lmao!
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Permanent Resident Cope, Itspinklava, Robotic Kiwi and 4 others
Catgirl Tyranid said:
Tarl casting hexes with a stolen vial of blood and cheap children's instrument was NOT on my Bingo card. Lmao!
Click to expand...
And a giant rock of crack. You forgot that. But it is finally a valid non-ETOH excuse for his nocturnal squirreliness.

In another arena, as he woozily attempts to corral the negative nabobs of narrative, he disses gossips and KF as an "obscure" corner of the intertubes, and swings pipe and old timer cred as an aughties internet edgelord. Is immediately shat on by some DOS-slinging cowboy who roamed the wilds of FidoNet when Tarl wasn't even a little squirt.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Chadikus Maximus, Free Dick Pills, mickrussom and 4 others
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Like every dad who blamed a fart on the dog, Tarl blames his recent subscriber slippage on the YouTube algorithm.
Click to expand...
Every dad who blames his fart on the dog (or toddler for that matter) does so with his tongue firmly planted in his cheek. You know it was you, your wife knows it was you, after the initial confusion your toddler knows it was you.

Tarl actually thinks he's fooling people.

Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
And a giant rock of crack.
Click to expand...
Literal crystal voo-doo horseshit.

Also, @Laylithe, why didn't you get a fancier bottle to hold your blood? At least spring for a nicer stopper even if you're going to permanently seal it.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: PsyopDuck, mickrussom, Justa Grata Honoria and 1 other person
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
I think he's semi-successfully fighting his Cap'm Savaho tendencies.
Click to expand...
This is MOSTLY accurate. The distinctions is they are NOT from a thirst perspective or anything like that, that idea is horrifying to me, but rather from the perspective of just trying to impart *any* level of reason on her. She is so divorced from anything approaching actual reason, the SLIGHTEST of improvement on her part would be an incredible win proportionally. I do feel compelled to give devil's advocacy to subjects of dogpiles, even if they are in a mitigation capacity rather than an exoneratory capacity. I want to see her face just consequences for her misdeeds, but I don't want that to be the product of mob outrage, however justified that outrage may be. Nobody is on her side (including myself) for good reason, but I still have a desire to provide devil's advocacy for the worst offenders, if only because that effectively demonstrates that even their steelmanned position is abhorrent. Also, I genuinely believe she is the lesser evil against Tarl and if she can ascribe greater consequences to him, I am amenable to mitigating consequences to her. Of course, that all goes out the window when you won't even fill the paperwork out. That's where I genuinely lost my temper.

Also, in my defense, I felt that the discussion being on public display could be of benefit to side parties, even if Lay is hopeless.
 
  • Like
  • TMI
  • Autistic
Reactions: Billy Bong, Chadikus Maximus, Hoodwinker and 4 others
More comments from the deleted Announcement Video I managed to get a few hours after it was released :
1 - Copy.png2 - Copy.png3 Tiny - Copy.png4 - Copy.png

Itspinklava said:
Styx was just toying with the idea of destroying his YouTube Play Button for money.

As if he’s going to take down or break his only measure of “career” “success”.
Click to expand...

My guess is he wants to turn on ads, but can't because he is probably blocked from the program and this would be an impulsive way of getting quick cash. Why else would he view Youtube, the platform that made his current grifting career, as useless? He is desperate, all but 2 of his sponsors have been not in contact with him and and a good chunk of them flat out stopped paying him without contacting him.
He is doing all sorts of crazy shit to generate money and attention, and is currently spiraling harder now than ever before. He probably reads the Farms, so he may be gearing up for legal defenses after @Laylithe mentioned going to the police after being sexually assaulted in front of a live audience. Mix money troubles, dwindling engagement and lower public support with alcohol, and you have the perfect cocktail for disaster
 
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Winner
Reactions: RyanT282, Billy Bong, DEBIRU MAN and 6 others
Itspinklava said:
Styx was just toying with the idea of destroying his YouTube Play Button for money.
As if he’s going to take down or break his only measure of “career” “success”.
Click to expand...
And His Stole-assness The Dark Lord Tarl of Schloss Chasanna in Rutlandshire on the East Creek River can replace his "useless" youtube play button with stole-ass. The smelly unwashed wife beating child abandoning phone throwing idiot no-gunner fudd with a flail is going to replace his youtube play button with stolas modeled in the style of hazbin helluva fuck-ass artwork style.
Whats with all the money grubbing of late, how can he have "bills" that hurt from living at home?
 
  • Like
Reactions: Brap God and anscochrome
Robot Teapot said:
I'm trying earnestly to catch up on this thread, and seeing your multiple multi-paragraph posts/replies really has me wondering - why are YOU so incredibly invested? Especially with Laylithe's words and actions? You seem a bit obsessed.
Click to expand...
I would say its very rare to get what looks to be the real ex-girlfriends and ex-wives of a lolcow come out and liberally take a giant shit on the lolcow for the farms. This is too good to pass up. Its like the forum version of tiger king in some ways. Well, Joe Exotic got a lot more out of life than The Dark Lord Tarl Ward Rackley of Rutlandshire - but its really rare to find someone as crazy as Tiger King.

Malikov said:
I'd pay to see him punch himself in the face repeatedly.
Click to expand...
Maybe he could stage an event where all the women whom he fucked over come and beat him on video for a sum of money.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: a tightly clenched butt, Chadikus Maximus, Dumbledore's Onlyfans and 5 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back