Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Judge Holden said:
He is awake on xitter and declaring any who own a Tesla to be a neo nazi
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I hope Pat enjoys being walked like a dog.
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Judge Holden said:
He is awake on xitter and declaring any who own a Tesla to be a neo nazi
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This shit is fucking hilarious, because you know if a) Elon wasn’t on board with Trump and b) Fatrick weren’t destitute as a consequence of his own life decisions, out portly princess would park his brand new Tesla alongside his rustang.
 
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Oh good god almighty, this philanderous fucking pig seems to be coming on to Leslay now
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I guess the rumors of him an Nikkki's open relationship just got a lil more confirmed
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Normally Leslie is completely on point, but in calling Rick a "washed-up" writer it implies that at one point he was good. After reading @IsaacShraeder's recent book review I have a hard time even calling him a "has been" when it seems he was more of a "never was". No one who writes the phrase "no grabby-grabby for the pew-pews" should never be taken seriously.

I'll forgive her though as it appears to be used for literary effect as part of a longer string of insults and she's quite good at crafting language. If Pat ever becomes so broke that he needs to sell the rights to his "books" I'd be tempted to buy one and ask Leslie to produce an edit of it. Not because I expect anything good might come out of it, but because the oinking would reverberate across the galaxy.
 
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Irene and 22 others said:
Normally Leslie is completely on point, but in calling Rick a "washed-up" writer it implies that at one point he was good. After reading @IsaacShraeder's recent book review I have a hard time even calling him a "has been" when it seems he was more of a "never was". No one who writes the phrase "no grabby-grabby for the pew-pews" should never be taken seriously.

I'll forgive her though as it appears to be used for literary effect as part of a longer string of insults and she's quite good at crafting language. If Pat ever becomes so broke that he needs to sell the rights to his "books" I'd be tempted to buy one and ask Leslie to produce an edit of it. Not because I expect anything good might come out of it, but because the oinking would reverberate across the galaxy.
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He did used to be consulted for terrible tv shows about crazy happenings as he was probably the closest thing to a sci fi expert who answered the phone when they called.

But even that is dried up.

He is not even a never was.
He is the literary equivalent of a tomato can boxer.
Only brought out to ensure that someone else doesn’t lose.
 
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Sustained oinkout in progress
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My life is only spiraling upward, stalker. Enjoy prison.
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EDIT: OH FUCK OH SHIT GOD NO THE FUCKING FBO IS HUNTING US!!!
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Jesus christ I thought the Federal Bureau of Oinking was shut down after the 1956 Hormel Massacre....

DOUBLE EDIT: "My wofe isn't going anywhere, stalker"
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Also pig man is still insistent he is singlehandedly bankrupting Elon Musk by his mere presence on xitter
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