DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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thisniggaTRASH said:
Pretty sure COD is a priority right now because the time for him to grind his battlepass is running out. Years of never skipping his precious podcast destroyed. The guy payed to have FOMO for a game he will never play past his audience's interest in it. That's a self felt if I ever seen one.
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He already said he would just pay for levels if he needed to so I doubt that's the real reason. He just wants to play up the sad boy DSP shit and focus on gameplay so he doesn't think about "da behind da scenes" stuff.
 
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I'm pitching new show ideas for PPP to try producing with Phil:

Gaming Soulmates – Andy and Phil talk about the latest layoffs in the game industry, react to trailers for new games to see if Phil’s paypigs would support a gameplay of it, and then move to a segment called "Farm Phil" where Andy will razz Phil.

Mature Adults with a Business Degree – Someone with a business degree and Phil will read the week's economic news and analyze it by making analogies with a sandwich shop, then move to a segment called "Bill Phil" where the business degree guy will razz Phil.

Boom, Doom or Goon – The Costco guys and Phil will talk about grocery shopping and mature adult errands, then move to a segment called "Rizzle Phil" where AJ will humiliate Phil with snarky remarks while Rizzle rubs his hands on his cheeks in a webcam with an “AI” green screen.
 
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ScientoloJim said:
i remember hearing about him once as he was pretty big in the 90s. not sure what happened to him though, but yes, he definitely was funnier and more entertaining.
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You would not recognize him now. Decades of alcohol abuse have aged him. He makes his money as a lolcow on Youtube begging for money these days
 
lupinthethird said:
>Introduces new 'goal' incentive of eating candy upon reaching a goal
>Removes candy goal incentives after owing/scamming 4 goals worth of candy stating he doesn't want to eat treats that frequently
>Almost immediately elects new Girl Scout cookies goal
>???
Don't like to eat treats that often, eh? A likely story
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I like how he not only lies about what he needs the money for and what he spends it on but he also just fucks people over on what he will do for the money also.

It's like he's the dodgiest streamer from the fucking strip mall or some shit. I wish he had a Better Business Bureau page so people could write negative reviews about his refusal to eat candy. And I just love how tiny the fucking "incentives" are and he can't even be fucked to do them.

All said and done: when you see this kind of shit and how DSP treats his audience who pay for/support his lifestyle can you blame him for treating them like shit all the time? They are totally fucking dented.

"thanks for the $900 tip, but sorry I can't eat the 30 cent piece of candy anymore"
 
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Keith the Horse Fucker said:
Has his identity been exposed?
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There is a lot of lore about the dude but he is a british manlet who is terminally online.

If you search Superhound or britbong you find all sorts of posts on the subforum about him. Basically he likes to just larp as a big dog in the DSP sphere and get a bunch of stuff DMCA'd then leaves for awhile and comes back and does it again.
 
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AGoodBrazilian said:
He was on KC chat yesterday. Did he catch this "razzing" on his fat wife?

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Did he cancel Smark Guys because of this, or just because he got whaled on so much yesterday that he wants to postpone the humiliation of a new Phil Grill segment?
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Context is on the TBS twitter. Apparently Andy warski was watching a video on yellow paint and the person in the video said it exists because of dsp due to that God of War gdc video.
 
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Comma said:
Wow, he actually started gameplay within 20 minutes. Something's wrong.
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Whatever happened in that 3 hour window of him posting his normal schedule to his cope schedule about delayed smark guys and no prestream hit him hard lol. Champion pulls go wrong? we will know eventually lol

Not hearing DSP mention support a single time before gameplay is crazy.
 
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Tell me this guy is not hungover

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shekelshoah666 said:
Whatever happened in that 3 hour window of him posting his normal schedule to his cope schedule about delayed smark guys and no prestream hit him hard lol. Champion pulls go wrong? we will know eventually lol

Not hearing DSP mention support a single time before gameplay is crazy.
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lupinthethird said:
This is so odd for him. Almost like some outside party (tax guy, IRS, etc.) is observing his streams and he's under scrutiny. That's some pure and wild speculation on my part though.
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What is the possibility that PPP/Kino Casino told him they're done doing streams with him? (I haven't watched any of their shit so have no idea how they their last stream ended, but I saw people saying he was talking with PPP about whether or not they'd continue)
 
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lupinthethird said:
This is so odd for him. Almost like some outside party (tax guy, IRS, etc.) is observing his streams and he's under scrutiny. That's some pure and wild speculation on my part though.
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If said tax guy or IRs watches they just need to go through his last videos where his income is prominently displayed as a "King's TAX" They might think "Now that is OUR tax now!"
 
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neger psykolog said:
What is the possibility that PPP/Kino Casino told him they're done doing streams with him? (I haven't watched any of their shit so have no idea how they their last stream ended, but I saw people saying he was talking with PPP about whether or not they'd continue)
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Would Smark Guys still be on the schedule then? I could see him immediately ammending it if so. Also I think he would be begging even more than normal if that were the case
 
No prestream? he just jumped into the game?
Im actually stunlocked, what the fuck, out of every lolcowish or stupid thing phil has done these last months this may be the one that has surprised me the most.

Cant be a nothingburger, something must actually be going on for him to skip the prestream. Maybe something bad enough that caused him to try to find escapism in games?.
 
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