DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Elbe said:
Iron Dent most likely. He's still lurking and simping, believing he's the puppet-master etc.

It's not hard to find fossilized channels to larp as.
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He'd be a lot smarter giving thousands of dollars away to a real puppet than whatever the fuck he's trying to do with Phil.
I will never understand how it's supposed to be some kind of "own" to give money to some asshole on the internet, let alone 5-6 figures where you are actually supporting another person's "family" (or addictions more accurately). Unless there's some kind of grand rug pull where all the money gets charged back I don't see what the "victory" is supposed to be when it's all over.
 
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dent_whisperer said:
Phil would be ultimate politician if he ever had the desire to do more then the be a lazy bastard.
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Phil reminds me a bit of Ted Cruz.

Similar appearance and punchable face. Inexplicably successful despite being loathed by all their peers. Is the bitch of a big fat loudmouth who insults his wife.

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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
Guys its taxes and his HOA; apologies this will be a long post

Taxes front—I will strike this first, so Phil is basically cut off from adding his current year's back taxes to his current back-dated amount. I am pretty sure he goes through as self-employed, but he only gets some benefits. However, there is an element that makes me not believe this as he has to submit an SPL (Statement of profit and loss). Which his accountant must do because it explains why he needs an accountant.

His accountant must be pissed at him because of a few things, he chucks Paypal receipts at him OR conceals that income and the accountant is asking for evidence other than a Youtube 1040. He is then trying to claim everything as expenses I have worked with niggas like this and his accountant is saying no, he can only claim up to $5000 btw. His accountant is saying to him that he needs to pay this in full and he is not having it.

If he needs to lump sum pay it minus expenses is looking at 14k minimum and they will put penalties on it too. If he fails to pay at the set date, they will line him up for an audit and the WA branch are pretty nasty they fucked Onision good. He did the same thing and claimed expenses on everything and they fined him everything for years. Remember too with his back-dated taxes interest is accrued too.

HOA

His HOA is asking for inspection and repairs now, he is due a few major repairs roof replacement, and pipe replacement. If they find considerable damage in the home they will sue Phil and seek to end the mortgage and they will claw back the meager amount he has paid. With Wahkhando he is beyond fucked HOAs are nasty when you piss them off and remember he has had roof damage for 10 years, he has 2 broken bathrooms and toilets.
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I don't believe there's actually any problem going on besides phil still feeling extremely resentful and embarrassed after the latest smark guys episode, but he's backed himself so far into a corner that he doesn't know how to handle it. He spent the two weeks in between the last smark guys episodes telling his viewers the grill phil segment was cancelled and that neither wanted to do it any more, and then ppp pulls off the best grill phil segment so far. Phil had to feel completely backstabbed after basically begging ppp to quit doing the grill phil stuff. All the lex drama phil spent two weeks trying to ignore and dodge, ppp brought right up to the center stage. Phil literally spends hours per day trying to ingrain his narratives into his audience, and then ppp comes in and destroys them all within minutes.

If it was any kind of issue like taxes or his hoa that money could possibly solve, phil would try to tap into his audience before risking losing his house. Phil would be running to his audience for help if there was any kind of financial emergency going on behind the scenes. Same for health issues, he's always used those as an opportunity to beg and garner sympathy also. Any legal issues would be public records and would eventually be found.

This is all an act to try to get ppp to feel sorry for him so he'll quit doing the grill phil stuff. The problem is that outside of making fun of phil, the smark guys show is complete nontent and there would be no reason to keep doing it.
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
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Where does Piggy fall on this chart? Also there should be one more space on the right past severe called "any cuck faggot that willingly gives Phil money"
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Much as I'd like to say "severe," probably "moderate" if we're being honest.

Also, count me as someone who thinks Phil is simply taking a day off after getting whale'd on for two days straight while blaming it on "personal stuff" to be able to fish for pity when he comes back tomorrow.
 
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Ah yes the DSP cycle.

1) Phil "loses" a few whales.
2) People on the farms claim it's over for him.
3) One month later, a "new" whale pops up that is even richer than the last one, and Phil gets 2000$ for a few streams.
4) Kiwis are sad and write on the megathread "Where do these retards come from?"

Of course all is in " " because they are not really new whales, it's just the same few morons changing username once in a while.

So... Oh hi IronChefSakai welcome back!
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
The next “reward” is this middle aged man eating Girl Scout cookies. Really? What the fuck is this? This is lazy. Like even more lazy than him eating a burger. Inb4 he will only get one box since “THEY COST LIKE 25 EACH!!! PAY ME MORE NOW!!!” He’s going to demand more donos for this lazy ass shit.
Also, him, for years, saying FNAF is an easy “kids” game while losing is the funnest shit ever. Ten year olds are better “gamers” than this middle aged man. How did he past college?
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Can you DoorDash Girl Scout cookies? Or are we gonna get a prestream rant about approaching little girls outside a store and how he wanted to slap them after he got back in the car because he couldn't haggle down the price?
 
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AGoodBrazilian said:
He was on KC chat yesterday. Did he catch this "razzing" on his fat wife?

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Did he cancel Smark Guys because of this, or just because he got whaled on so much yesterday that he wants to postpone the humiliation of a new Phil Grill segment?
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I doubt it. This was within like the first 2 minutes of their stream, while he was in the middle of streaming. I don't think he really cares what PPP says about his wife anymore either, but your guess is as good as mine.
 
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No pre-stream today, according to DSP. I wonder until what time he'll actually stall before starting CoD and how many times he'll mention the "behind da scenez stress".

It's actually weird he's doing a stream at the regular time, but not wanting to do the pre-stream. I bet he's going to double down on the "stress" guilt-trip and taking the "Guys, I'm just too stressed out to be talking a lot today, so all I want right now is to have some chill CoD gameplay" approach.
 
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Coke Zero said:
If it was any kind of issue like taxes or his hoa that money could possibly solve, phil would try to tap into his audience before risking losing his house. Phil would be running to his audience for help if there was any kind of financial emergency going on behind the scenes. Same for health issues, he's always used those as an opportunity to beg and garner sympathy also. Any legal issues would be public records and would eventually be found.
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Phil is probably doing his taxes now, and he feels he needs to be careful what he shares online along with generally looking stupid for a potential narc ego injury.

When it comes to paying, then he'll gladly beg. Although, it does appear Phil is even aware that he's used the tax beg too much in his time.
 
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Son of Big Boss said:
Ah yes the DSP cycle.

1) Phil "loses" a few whales.
2) People on the farms claim it's over for him.
3) One month later, a "new" whale pops up that is even richer than the last one, and Phil gets 2000$ for a few streams.
4) Kiwis are sad and write on the megathread "Where do these retards come from?"

Of course all is in " " because they are not really new whales, it's just the same few morons changing username once in a while.

So... Oh hi IronChefSakai welcome back!
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we're all eternally felted by DSP

#teamdsp
#detractorsarefaggots
 
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Comma said:
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No pre-stream today, according to DSP. I wonder until what time he'll actually stall before starting CoD and how many times he'll mention the "behind da scenez stress".
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Pretty sure COD is a priority right now because the time for him to grind his battlepass is running out. Years of never skipping his precious podcast destroyed. The guy payed to have FOMO for a game he will never play past his audience's interest in it. That's a self felt if I ever seen one.
 
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