Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[BoobWhiskers]

She's got to be blocklisted to fuck man.

My favorite thing about Bluesky is that you can see exactly who she's blocking, blocked by, and all that other juicy info! Clearsky is great, partially because it gives us helpful info, and partially because overly-sensitive pissbabies of the sort who check their own thread on the Farms just can't help themselves from checking and then being mad about the results.

Stapphy is blocked by ~450 people. More entertaining still is the 'lists', where we see that she is blocked on the grounds of being retarded by people on BOTH ends of the political spectrum, people who think she's antisemitic, people who think she's transphobic, and people who think she wants to fuck kids and/or dogs. She has a full variety of people who think she's repulsive.

 

[fagnarok]

My favorite thing about Bluesky is that you can see exactly who she's blocking, blocked by, and all that other juicy info! Clearsky is great, partially because it gives us helpful info, and partially because overly-sensitive pissbabies of the sort who check their own thread on the Farms just can't help themselves from checking and then being mad about the results.

Stapphy is blocked by ~450 people. More entertaining still is the 'lists', where we see that she is blocked on the grounds of being retarded by people on BOTH ends of the political spectrum, people who think she's antisemitic, people who think she's transphobic, and people who think she wants to fuck kids and/or dogs. She has a full variety of people who think she's repulsive.

Liberal-leaning centrists also hate her! (Ask me how I know, LMAO.)

It would be delightfully ironic if the only people who didn't hate her were ... right-leaning centrists who don't technically *hate* anyone because that's against their religious faith (a.k.a. people who were traditionally known in America as "conservatives"; the type who used to attend church every Sunday, "love sinners but hate their sins", are okay with negroes having rights as long as they're civilized, and likely voted / would have voted for politicians like Eisenhower, Ford, and one or both Bushes).

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Typing and printing out a confession to give to her mom, then not even having the guts thought to give it to her, the coward.


If the n word is written in dust, then couldn't she have just erased it? Unless it's on the inside of the glass, I guess. Come on, Staph, we know you really love using the n word.


She can't even stand up for herself in her dreams.


It's hilarious and adorable that your cat fell asleep on your decorations? Look at the potato quality of these images. They look like paintings.


Alt text: A black and white cat lying on top of a little throw pillow on the back of an upholstered chair. She appears to be looking down at a towel draped over the chair that bears her likeness. The cat on the towel also has a crown made of sunflowers.


Alt text: A black and white cat lying on top of a little throw pillow on the back of an upholstered chair. She's looking towards the camera with a somewhat befuddled expression on her face.


Staph has been sharing ebeggers on TikTok. It's never out of the goodness of her own heart - I imagine we will see her own TikTok ebegging soon, which she will hope that others share. Speaking of which...


She's back posting on TikTok. A slideshow of two pictures of Siggy set to The Presidents of The United States Of America.



If anything slightly odd happens this week, Staph will do a 'I told you so!' then blame it on Lolki.

On her PAPST Blue Sky:

BRUH.


I don't know what this was about, but she was trying to start something and failed.

I have noticed that for her upcoming livestream ritual, she has left the live chat on. Anyone could comment right now. Don't be a retard and comment, but it's worth keeping an eye on, especially if she doesn't learn how to turn it off whilst she's live.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Liberal-leaning centrists also hate her! (Ask me how I know, LMAO.)

It would be delightfully ironic if the only people who didn't hate her were ... right-leaning centrists who don't technically *hate* anyone because that's against their religious faith (a.k.a. people who were traditionally known in America as "conservatives"; the type who used to attend church every Sunday, "love sinners but hate their sins", are okay with negroes having rights as long as they're civilized, and likely voted / would have voted for politicians like Eisenhower, Ford, and one or both Bushes).

I'd personally laugh if some white power viking pagan LARPer started following her and agreeing with all her posts about talking to the ghosts of her Nordic ancestors, but would imagine they'd have to be clever about it and not mention anything straight up about their overall worldview to avoid starting a tard fight, but those sorts are as shameless as our bxy when it comes to blabbing to the whole internet about everything they believe so doubt it. Guess my Staph x Varg Vikernes OTP dreams will never come true.

 

[a hapless toad]

Guess my Staph x Varg Vikernes OTP dreams will never come true.

You leave Varg alone!

Besides, we've decided that Euronymous is her one true ghost husbando.

They deserve each other. (Not Dead, he suffered enough.)

 

[moorhen]

Typing and printing out a confession to give to her mom, then not even having the guts thought to give it to her, the coward.

This is the kind of shit that actual children do when they’re in trouble and can’t face whichever parent they’re in trouble with.

Which is hilarious, because she’s nearly 40.
I hope she wrote in her note that she locked herself in her bathroom to cry instead of saying no.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I held off starting HRT until 2023, and then I became one with my Scandinavian ancestors.

lol what.

Alt text:

A nonbinary transmasc person wearing a fedora style hat and sunglasses with flowers around the lenses. There are many buttons on the hat, most notably, a large one front and center of a Viking yelling at a crossed out swastika, text encircling the image reading, "Heathens against hate." The individual is smiling slightly and has a slight mustache and a full, reddish beard on their chin.

At least she made an effort to sculpt her chin hairs and didn't take the photo from under her chin. Some slight progress.


What a fucking mash up of beliefs. Sounds like an edgy and wacky comic book series. Lunacy. I thought a demon helped her get SSI?



Tugboat magic Also lol, you can't even stand up to your neighbours who you freely give your money away to.



Billie Joe Armstrong recently got some flack for singing ' Am I retarded, or am I just JD Vance?' and Staph took issue with it. The original lyrics already contained the word 'retard' and is 20 years old. Fucking hilarious. You're a bit late, Staph.


Jesus fucking christ, things aren't looking great after Staph's mum dies, if Papa Frig jokes about blowing his brains out.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Jesus fucking christ, things aren't looking great after Staph's mum dies, if Papa Frig jokes about blowing his brains out.

What else would he have to live for? Being the sole caretaker and target-of-abuse for a fat, hairy, ugly, ungrateful, narcissistic brat who pisses away money and fistpounds whenever she doesn't get EXACTLY what she wants RIGHT NOW NOW NOW?

 

[JaneThough]

What else would he have to live for? Being the sole caretaker and target-of-abuse for a fat, hairy, ugly, ungrateful, narcissistic brat who pisses away money and fistpounds whenever she doesn't get EXACTLY what she wants RIGHT NOW NOW NOW?

This hit me hard. Poor guy. I’m sure he’s not perfect, but he raised her and she can’t even offer comfort when he needs it. Caregiver burnout is a thing I’m sure he’s dealing with, on top of losing his life partner in a horrible way. Cancer is a painful way to go, and can be especially hard to see your loved one like that. Staph doesn’t seem to care nor seems to have been to see her dying mother anytime recently? I wonder why.

I hope Papa Frigs is given the space needed to grieve, is connected with a local support group, and cuts Staph the fuck out of his life. Your future doesn’t HAVE to include her. You did your best, it’s time for baby birb to fly on her own.

 

[Aunt Carol]

At least she made an effort to sculpt her chin hairs and didn't take the photo from under her chin. Some slight progress.

Is this an older picture? I seem to recall the green shirt and sunglasses from before, but I'm not fashionista.

Stephanie's in outdoor lighting, better angle, and she's not doing the open mouth/dead-eyed stare, even if it is sunglasses-assisted. Amazing how much better she looks if this is a recent photo.

What a fucking mash up of beliefs. Sounds like an edgy and wacky comic book series. Lunacy. I thought a demon helped her get SSI?

Again, this is probably helping my own diagnosis, but you're right: she's terrible at internal consistency/brand management.

Stephanie's super proud of her social work degree/licensure, but can't have gainful employment, and doesn't want to volunteer IRL for... ~reasons.~ You'd think someone with a social work background and a non-profit serving troons would keep a resource list and be eager to point the workshy oppressed population at which social services they'd qualify for, via email/Facebook messages, but nah.

Stephanie is also a super powerful wizard and does real-deal magic all the time, you guys.

The obvious ego-saving and reputation-boosting solution, in this sometime-modern fantasy GM's opinion, would be for Stephanie to offer to pro bono light dressed candles/write runes for troons &c who need alleged spiritual assistance de triple fuerza to get their boss to stop misgendering them or have paperwork come through. Altar photos, cat photos, a little bit of astrological timing sperging, and her audience will self-sort into the people who believe in the same two major strains of goofball Stephanie does.

Boost the brand and the two "nonprofit organizations," no need to go outside or meet people IRL, no deadline because it's all up to the stars, no pressure for visible results because it's woo.

 

[Fat White Bitch]

Imagine transitioning into a literal fedora reddit neckbeard.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Damn that's some sad shit. I don't blame Papa Frigs, I'd probably be in the same position, but the fact Staph thinks it's a joke and not a deeply concerning sentiment for an old man who is in prime position for some major depression... I dunno, maybe I'm a softer fag than I thought, but as much as I'll joke about necking myself with my peers, doing it as a parent in front of your kid is way more grim, man.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Hehehe.

Also, I legit snort-chuckled at reading her description of a 'full red beard'.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Wearing makeup? If anything that's only a move towards embracing feminine stereotypes, not away from womanhood like she seems hell-bent on doing, and she changed her name from Stephanie to Sapphire then Yarrow. Naming yourself after a jewel and a flower doesn't exactly scream "masculine". The only thing on that list that could be considered a so-called social transition is the pronouns, and even then she's stuck to they/them and nonsense like ath/athyr and only recently added he/him. Classic genderspecial logic, and you just know the medical field has gone down the shitter when someone like her gets approved for a testosterone prescription. Also obligatory she doesn't look Scandinavian, she looks like a dumpy FAS version of her bio mother who IIRC is mostly English heritage (could have some Norse ancestors on that side from way back depending on what part of England but I can't see Staph knowing much about the actual history beyond the parts she can use to look tough and badass, she doesn't even seem to know the helmets worn in battle by the Norse didn't have horns).

Neckbeard looking denser and nastier than ever, too. She wasn't exactly a looker to begin with, but pooner juice has only made matters worse.

 

[Meowzers]

Damn that's some sad shit. I don't blame Papa Frigs, I'd probably be in the same position, but the fact Staph thinks it's a joke and not a deeply concerning sentiment for an old man who is in prime position for some major depression... I dunno, maybe I'm a softer fag than I thought, but as much as I'll joke about necking myself with my peers, doing it as a parent in front of your kid is way more grim, man.

part of staph's tragic backstory is that her dad would threaten suicide and she and ma frigs had to talk him down from a bridge, iirc. so he's no stranger to making remarks like this to stephanie, but it's grim he's doing it years after he's stopped the supposed abuse and while ma frigs is probably dying of cancer. it's interesting that staph's taking it in stride as a dark joke, and not that it's a cry for help and/or being dramatic.

i know we all stan papa frigs here but the definitely man has some personal demons in addition to the caregiver fatigue and trauma of taking care of a 3x cancer survivor wife (one of which was pancreatic cancer, one of the deadliest ones!) and their retard child, and it's so aggravating that Mx. Social Worker doesn't notice/care.

 

[squidward tentacles]

Jesus fucking christ, things aren't looking great after Staph's mum dies, if Papa Frig jokes about blowing his brains out.

I do hope that when whatever happens, happens, that he picks up an old man hobby like fishing or ham radio or model trains or something and shoves Steph out of the nest once and for all.

 

[AfghanBlue]

"American Idiot" circa 2005 is probably the extent of Staph's green day knowledge /interest.
Recent and mainstream.

Yeah it's kinda fucked that papa frig said that, he'll probably click trig one second after mama frig is confirmed gone.
Beep, beep, beeeeeeep, BANG.

That saves the awkwardness of the slow burn out regarding staph. I wonder does he have a gun? NY is apparently pretty strict with them.

I fully support his plan of action BTW.
If Staph actually believes in her UPG it should be no biggy at all. Just ghost-chill with P Friggy. Unless of course, his cleaning up her cat shit and laundry and money and etc etc is what she really values. If she even realises she does.
I just hope he has sorted his will out in a way that benefits the people who deserve it.

 

[glass_houses]

I fully support his plan of action BTW.
If Staph actually believes in her UPG it should be no biggy at all. I just hope he has sorted his will out in a way that benefits the people who deserve it.

I strongly doubt that, between Mama Frigly's genuine health issues, and Staph's chronic malingering and parasitism, there will be much more other than a handful of cheap, sentimental trinkets left in the estate by the time everything is settled.

Staph really doesn't grasp how precarious her life is right now.

 

[Aunt Carol]

she doesn't even seem to know the helmets worn in battle by the Norse didn't have horns).

Nah, a couple of days ago Stephanie posted that she described Viking helmets "with the horns on" while she was trying to get the gas station guy to find her Viking-themed energy drink. Parenthetically she said it was a shame she had to hold her tongue about historical accuracy in service of getting the hyper-processed sugar water.

That's probably the plastic Scandi version of Viggo Mortensen's toe.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I wonder does he have a gun? NY is apparently pretty strict with them.

New York City is strict.
New York State though? It may be more strict than some states, but it really isn't hard to get a gun.
(Many of the laws of NYC are different from the rest of the state by virtue of it being a giant city with different needs. Even your state taxes will differ if you're in NYC.)