Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

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caffeinated_pirate said:
Brotherchu and Mamachu were already shot before the security guard came into play.
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Wait Mamachu was shot? I thought it was just the crash that got her.

Anyway regarding Brotherchu, God have mercy on him. He'll need it.

I really feel bad for Mamachu. Not only is she fighting for her life but even if she makes it she still has to live with the pain of having lost a child. Perhaps it's the fact that of the bunch Mamachu didn't seem to be so morally repulsive but I genuinely feel bad for her.

Papachu is probably going to be the least affected by this. He's so crazy I doubt he can internalize it, especially since he wasn't there to witness it.

Luckily for Tophiachu I think something good will come out of this for her. The story is public and there is bound to be some poor sap in Albuquerque who will make the mistake of letting her stay with them for a while. Either that or some charity gets involved. But I wouldn't worry about her too much in all honesty.
 
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It's fucked up but this would have never happened if they had just not been lazy pigs so everything that has happened to them, even this, is honestly their fault. Furthermore I think it's safe to say the Slydells are the only lolcows more cursed than Chris Chan at this point. Also, would this be the first instance of a lolcow becoming a murder victim? I know plenty have died in various ways but i've never heard of one being murdered.
 
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Danger said:
Unfortunately for the surviving ChuCrew, it will likely be the opposite of that. Hospital bills and whatnot.
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Tophia is insolvent. What assets could possibly be taken from her at this point, liquid or otherwise? The hospital will probably just cut their losses. But as to a lawsuit by Tophia I don't see that going anywhere either.
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
Mamachu, despite raising her kids (using thst term loosely considering how they turned out - but look who else was in the picture as well, papachu), doesn't deserve any of this. She has nobody reliable to take care of her, and her growing ailments, and may have lost her son.
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I agree, I feel nothing but sympathy for Mamachu, she may have raised a retard daughter but she doesn't deserve all of this. Being admitted to the hospital might be good for her health anyway. She has refused to go to the doctors regarding that cough, but now she might get it treated. But I don't know how a person can go on watching their child get shot and die in front of them.
 
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Remembering Hershey's noises while Tophia hit her with a hair brush or that cat wailing in pain because Tophia was starving it and Tophia saying horrible shit about people's dead relatives every single day. There is genuinely no reason to feel sympathy for her and I don't understand it she wishes death on or makes threats to people every single day. This would never have happened if she got a job and got her family off the streets. This is her fault. I would resent Tophia forever if I were mamachu, for all of this, and for just abandoning her and waddling away to safety.
 
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Lokiwi said:
Remembering Hershey's noises while Tophia hit her with a hair brush or that cat wailing in pain because Tophia was starving it and Tophia saying horrible shit about people's dead relatives every single day. There is genuinely no reason to feel sympathy for her and I don't understand it she wishes death on or makes threats to people every single day.
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Oh come on, have a heart. I agree that the animal abuse was fucked up but this has nothing to do with that and I mean the only way Tophia could hurt someone is if she sat on them.
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This would never have happened if she got a job and got her family off the streets. This is her fault.
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I mean yeah but are we really going to start saying that it's women's fault when they go to the club alone in a skirt? I agree, a smart person would've acted better and avoided this situation. But someone doesn't need to act perfectly for them to have our sympathy.
 
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Justice Tony said:
Oh come on, have a heart. I agree that the animal abuse was fucked up but this has nothing to do with that and I mean the only way Tophia could hurt someone is if she sat on them.

I mean yeah but are we really going to start saying that it's women's fault when they go to the club alone in a skirt? I agree, a smart person would've acted better and avoided this situation. But someone doesn't need to act perfectly for them to have our sympathy.
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That is a really weird false equivalency
"I don't have to work at job I'm above working a job unlike you losers I'm a viral tiktok star so no my mom can just rot in this car until I get exactly what I want- wait being homeless is actually dangerous???" And I'm supposed to weep
 
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Lokiwi said:
That is a really weird false equivalency
"I don't have to work at job I'm above working a job unlike you losers I'm a viral tiktok star so no my mom can just rot in this car until I get exactly what I want- wait being homeless is actually dangerous???" And I'm supposed to weep
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This is a car jacking. It could've happened to anyone regardless of whether or not they have a home. Yes, she is delusional. But that doesn't mean she deserves a carjacking or that it is entirely her fault.
 
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