Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Sparkletor 2.0]

because my mom wouldnt feed me

Did you chew the glass or just swallow it?

 

[Joe Swanson]

i mean ive eaten glass before

So you are the dog Rogue Internet Man fed the glass burger to

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Can you do it again but on camera.

This, but while doing it, say things like "I'd rather do this than talk to boys like #freeross"

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Did you chew the glass or just swallow it?

break it up into tiny pieces and then chew it until it was like dust

 

[Sperg Spectating]

i mean ive eaten glass before

Well there's a quick way to get rid of the glass in your bathtub, you don't even need a broom.

 

[taxisguy]

this hole thread is crused

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

break it up into tiny pieces and then chew it until it was like dust

Taffy, do you happen to have Pica?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

break it up into tiny pieces and then chew it until it was like dust

Would you say eating glass was better or worse than eating carrots?

 

[clara red bottoms]

break it up into tiny pieces and then chew it until it was like dust

Did you often eat non-food items? Chew the buttons off remotes, etc

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Would you say eating glass was better or worse than eating carrots?

I sprinkle a little glass on my daughter's carrots.

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Would you say eating glass was better or worse than eating carrots?

it was tolerable
wouldnt do it again theres better things to eat when your mom wont give you food

 

[Schizoid Wife]

i mean ive eaten glass before

I fear for whoever has to look at her abdominal X-rays.

Taffy, do you happen to have Pica?

She eats cat litter, what do you think?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

it was tolerable
wouldnt do it again theres better things to eat when your mom wont give you food

So you understand why we call you dangerously retarded, right? Please tell me you do.

 

[Axiom.]

it was tolerable
wouldnt do it again theres better things to eat when your mom wont give you food

Was it worse or better than cat litter? I need some more recommendations.

 

[taxisguy]

this is why you always eat your vegetables

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Did you often eat non-food items? Chew the buttons off remotes, etc

well yes

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

She eats cat litter, what do you think?

Tiffany get your shit together, look how behind you are even when it comes to being a fucking nutcase
Goals

 

[Chef Red Pill]

i mean ive eaten glass before

No eating glass, no playing with fire and no ass garlic, okay?

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

No eating glass, no playing with fire and no ass garlic, okay?

im not a child

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

No eating glass, no playing with fire and no ass garlic, okay?

What is this, prison?
no they do that there.

im not a child

You're right, you're worse. You're a child in an adult body.