LawTube - Lawyers sperging at each other on YouTube

[SargonF00t]

He’s melting down over the Karen Read case.

Karen Read is the kind of woman that Kurt should be going after.

 

[Balldo]

The last one I clicked on was over seven hours long. Who the fuck has the time for that?

Apparently 1-4k people? Which is shocking in itself. Been planning to write this up for awhile, here's as good a chance as any with Skelly being so boring these days.

Here's my rankings of Lawtube grifters, both based on their Rackets coverage and their overall shows. I've only watched a small sample of them, mostly to supplement some of the stuff from Kino Casino and other channels that occasionally clip them. For example, I haven't watched a second of Viva Barnes (which hilariously comes off to me as "Long Live Barnes!... oh and his dirty hippie sidekick") so I have no opinion outside of his retardation that I've witnessed in clips. But I'm guessing his show sucks balldos.

3. Sean Martin, aka "Potentially Criminal" aka "George R.R."

It's almost an inverse of how he is as a guest, as I think he does fine as a guest on other shows. On his own show? Oh boy... fucking mind-numbing and unfunny. Fedposts about how cops and politicians should be SWATed, so be careful how you interact with his media. A fucking CRIMINAL lawyer should know better. And, yes, I get that defending people against the boot of the state can make you really cynical. But Jesus, man, control yourself...

Also reminds me of early Nick "The Kiwi Farms is like heaven" Rekieta or early Mr. Vickers. He's like a senior citizen deer in the headlights, who doesn't fully grasp how nasty Da Sektur is and what a moronic move it is to get involved with it in any form. WENT LIVE ON ETHAN RALPH'S SHOW IN 2024! Sorry for all caps, but just wanted to emphasize how poor his judgment can be.

2. Andrew D'Adesky, aka "Legal Mindset", aka "Legal Dicksucker", aka "Gimpy Andy", aka "Andy Esquire".


I mean, can't you tell from the above pic what a smug piece of shit he is? Picture speaks a 1000 words. Here's the trick to watching his show: only watch the clipped videos. People like to throw the word "grifter" around too easily. This mofo? His live show is like 90% superchats. Not even exaggerating. His fans make Josh's simps on MATI seem like Steven Hawking. It's just unbearable. However, his editted videos are really quite good! If I had never tried to watch his lives, I probably wouldn't dislike him so much. But those are 3-4 hours I'll never get back.

Got to give him mad points, though, for targetting Johnny Somali, who fucked with the D'Adesky family and deserves everything being thrown at him by the Koreans. D'Adesky promises to go after other IRL nuisance streamers after Johnny, which if he follows through on, I will gladly give him credit. Do it, man! Ice Poseidon and Sam Pepper first, please. Or Jason Itzler.

Doxed himself on livestream in true Ralphamale fashion... after smugly mocking everyone "I'll never be doxed...hahaha!" Yeah, that always works, especially when you show your true face online. It's only a matter of time.

People have speculated why he is in Korea other than that it is a decent place to live. Some have unfairly called him a pedo or lawyer for pedos who want to emmigrate to Thailand, which is untrue bullshit from what I have seen. Why would he be in Korea if that was the case?

It is more likely that he is in Korea to avoid debt collectors! It's possible he cleared his debts before moving, but I haven't seen hard evidence either way.

Balldo's Gate summarized his debt situation here. Explains the 1 hour, 50 minutes of superchats in a 2 hour stream, I guess. Wells Fargo wants its money. Also, what's the deal with broke-ass lawyers? I know it's not the license to print money some people think it is, but good god, man! At least Nick has the three coke noses to feed excuse.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lawtube.120256/page-25#post-14238659

1. In a SHOCKING upset, the best coverage of the legalities of Skelly's cases goes to... Kurt Mueller?

Aka "Uncivil Law", aka "Icey-Hot", aka "The guy who survived the comedy stylings of Nick Rekieta and lived to tell the tale".

Yes, that's right, the most bizzare and pathetic of these three guys actually did the best legal reviews, at least among the small sample of shows I've watched. Unlike Sean Martin, Mueller knows that he isn't very funny and really doesn't ty to make jokes. It's just law, law, law, law, which I appreciate. He may do shows with superchats, but I haven't heard them, thankfully. He was a Balldoguard to start, but as the facts unfolded, he engaged his brain and generally had the right takes.

And yes, he had one of the best lines ever "what the hell kind of an analogy is that?" as he sat through Skelly's "cop at a Denny's" bit. He was really patient with Nick, but even he couldn't take it beyond a certain point.

Unfortunately, however, unlike the other two... Mueller creeps on young girls online and has been shown on video openly stating it and defending it. Sigh. I want to like you Kurt, but nah, that's a dealbraker for me, dawg.

I was never a Nick fan, though I enjoyed his Greer and Melinda content (and some of his Vic stuff... though he profoundly fucked him). While these guys may have made a good show of dunking on Nick the past year, keep in mind, they kept their mouth shut for years, and interact with some of the scummiest people on the Internet.

From my limited exposure, ALL of Lawtube is creepy as fuck and to be avoided by people with their wits about them.

 

[Captain Manning]

Re: Sean,

Also reminds me of early Nick "The Kiwi Farms is like heaven" Rekieta or early Mr. Vickers. He's like a senior citizen deer in the headlights, who doesn't fully grasp how nasty Da Sektur is and what a moronic move it is to get involved with it in any form. WENT LIVE ON ETHAN RALPH's SHOW IN 2024! Sorry for all caps, but just wanted to emphasize how poor his judgment can be.

It's not like early Nick at all. I was around for early Nick. I was one of the most vocal critics concerning Nick's association with Ralph. I caught an ENORMOUS amount of shit for that.

And I was 100% right about associating with Ralph being a bad idea. I will never apologize for taking and continuing to hold that position. Just like, in light of everything that has happened, I will never apologize for anything I said in this thread leading up to Nick's arrest (much of which turned out to be true). I was right. Balldoguards, both current and former, can eat my ass as they hold out for their 5k Locals gift.

Sean, quite unlike Rekieta, came to realize that having to do anything to do with Ralph is dumb. He said as much. That automatically makes his judgement superior to Nick's. I assume if nobody clued him in, he figured it out on his own.

This is in contrast to Nick, who was all like "fuck you, I'll do what I want." He'd go on Ralph right now if Ralph will give him a platform to talk about Aaron's penis.

It's not like I caution people to stay away from Ralph just because I don't like Ralph. It's because Ralph will stab you in the back whenever it's convenient, or even if he takes too many xannies. It comes from a place of concern for people, and not malice.

1. In a SHOCKING upset, the best coverage of the legalities of Skelly's cases goes to... Kurt Mueller?

Sir, I'm gonna have ask you to turn in those 56.7 grams of cocaine you clearly stole from Nick Rekieta.

EDIT: Stuff for other thread deleted and posted elsewhere.

 

[East_Clintwood]

People have speculated why he is in Korea other than that it is a decent place to live. Some have unfairly called him a pedo or lawyer for pedos who want to emmigrate to Thailand, which is untrue bullshit from what I have seen. Why would he be in Korea if that was the case?

I agree the pedo accusations are bullshit, and mostly just used to discredit him. That being said, wasn't he the one he ran the business advising Western wannabe sex tourists/passport bors wanting to bounce around East Asia? I could swear he was also the one who ran a weird call-in live show with a couple of asian chicks (although I admit that could have been a different grifter, they all kinda blend together in the memory after a while)

 

[Annealing Crater]

agree the pedo accusations are bullshit, and mostly just used to discredit him. That being said, wasn't he the one he ran the business advising Western wannabe sex tourists/passport bors wanting to bounce around East Asia?

I don’t know, being a sex tourist in Southeast Asia definitely warrants some suspicion. Plus his eyes don’t meet the angle of consent.

In a different timeline LeGaL MiNdSeT and Rickety Nackets would be visiting sex trafficking Minnesota massage parlors together.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don’t know, being a sex tourist in Southeast Asia definitely warrants some suspicion. Plus his eyes don’t meet the angle of consent.

I don't know really how fair it is to say Andrew is a "sex tourist." He does have gainful employment there. If he wants to try to bang Asian women of legal age in his off time, there's no law against that.

My whole thing with him is the vtubers shit is gay, and him claiming the Farms wasn't listening to all the "great points" Barnes was making.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Oh boy... fucking mind-numbing and unfunny. Fedposts about how cops and politicians should be SWATed, so be careful how you interact with his media. A fucking CRIMINAL lawyer should know better.

He’s also not as informed as he thinks he is. Sean will often make a snarky comment about a topic I am extremely personally familiar with, and he can be trusted to shit on all the wrong people when he does so. He also indulges and seemingly approves of a lot of cringe Hitler praise in his chat. (And in the next breath will lecture Nick on how to be a better Christian.)

I’ll always root for him over Nick, but he has a lot of work to do on himself, preferably with a psychotherapist.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I agree the pedo accusations are bullshit, and mostly just used to discredit him. That being said, wasn't he the one he ran the business advising Western wannabe sex tourists/passport bors wanting to bounce around East Asia? I could swear he was also the one who ran a weird call-in live show with a couple of asian chicks (although I admit that could have been a different grifter, they all kinda blend together in the memory after a while)

Mindset's website. He did do some show that had some thai hookers (maybe ladyboys) in the background.

 

[Justice Tony]

Bruce Rivers has just posted a video talking about his son, Michael.

PreserveTube

[EDIT]
According to Bruce in this video, Michael's death was an "overdose of a multiple cocktail of cocaine, methamphetamine and some derivative of Xanax", and he weighed 127lb (57kg) when he died.

Thoughts after watching:
I cannot imagine the horror Bruce went through finding his boy dead in the bathroom of an overdose.

The guy had some struggles growing up but seemed to be making good on the opportunities that came his way.
Bruce credits Michael with the success of the channel - when showing the silver and gold Play Buttons for the CLR Bruce Rivers channel, Bruce refers to it as "his work" and "his accomplishments" - which is such a fatherly thing to do.

Honestly, I kinda feel like we're disrespecting Bruce by talking about him in this thread. Granted, there is no better place to discuss his content unless we make a whole separate thread but still it feels a bit wrong. Forgive me if what I am about to post is a bit too white knighty but as a longtime viewer of Bruce I can't really help myself from opining.

Yes, he is technically a LawTuber in the sense that he is a lawyer who does YouTube. Yes, he does have his flaws like being a bit of a boomer and rather liberal. But he's not like Nick or Legal Mindset or what have you. He is genuine, funny, and not an attention whore. He's the guy who tells it like it is and who you want to grab a beer with. On the point of him being a liberal, it's worth noting that he isn't even a shitlib and that his politics doesn't really color his takes on things as evidenced by how he covered the Rittenhouse case. I wouldn't even say he has Trump Derangement Syndrome, although maybe he does have a minor case and I am just downplaying it given how LegalEagle has terminal TDS.

I am so glad that he never got sucked into the LawTube orbit because it's just corrosive. With many LawTubers it feels like they are more YouTubers or influencers who went to law school rather than lawyers who have YouTube channels. Bruce is the exact opposite which I love. However I am, I guess, a tinge worried that it might change. Ever since he came back after Michael's passing he has been posting a lot more often than I remember him doing. Granted, this is not a bad thing in and of itself. Plus he has a bit to catch up on and I suspect that really dedicating himself to the channel is helping him cope. Not only that but his content as of late has been great so I can't really complain.

Bruce Rivers is by far one of my favorite YouTubers and without PLing too much I wouldn't be where I am today and doing what I am doing had I not stumbled across his content back during the Rittenhouse trial. God bless him and may God grant the Content Genius entrance into His Kingdom.

Anyway, Thread Tax:

Genuinely one of Bruce's best videos. I love how he just doesn't care about Chris being trans and says that the editor wants him to be more PC and then proceeds to just go about as he was. Once again, Bruce is a liberal but he is not a shitlib. Hopefully some other lolcow gets arrested and we can see him react to that as well.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

And yes, he had one of the best lines ever "what the hell kind of an analogy is that?" as he sat through Skelly's "cop at a Denny's" bit. He was really patient with Nick, but even he couldn't take it beyond a certain point.

It took until the "cops at Denny's" bit 3/4 of the way through your Lawtube rankings post to come to the realization that "Skelly" = Nick Rekieta,

 

[Zorgulon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QYo62bpujs

Legal Eagle is great. His videos helped me out big time.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I long for the day Legal Mindset reveals his true voice. A faggy lisp. I agree his streams are unintelligible they take so fucking long to get to the point.

Lawtube is this meme summarised;

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Pre-trial hearing with SEAN

(also on her Twitch channel)

Potentially Criminal mogged Balldo again last night by doing a crossover VTuber trial stream with Kirsche.

The few seconds that I watched had Sean waving a pistol directly at the camera reenacting Kohlberger's crimes, which had me concerned for ToS violations for Kirsche's Twitch rebroadcast.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sean waving a pistol directly at the camera reenacting Kohlberger's crimes

I’m surprised he did that. Anthony Cumia and others have had their accounts put in streaming jail for merely holding a weapon on livestream (recordings are fine as I understand it).

 

[Captain Manning]

I’m surprised he did that. Anthony Cumia and others have had their accounts put in streaming jail for merely holding a weapon on livestream

He could do what Wendigoon does and claim every firearm he shows is actually airsoft. Seems to work for him.

You are right though. You're on thin-ice with YouTube when you brandish a firearm. Unfortunately.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Branca has fully transitioned into Nick's old niche, minus the anime retardation

His last 2A directly related video was a month ago. The black kid premediating a stabbing of a white kid in high school who dindu nuthing isn't really a self-defense case but a "hang that nigger right here" spiel.
In his live streams I count 2 2A cases out of the first 20.

 

[and six goriilion others]

Branca has fully transitioned into Nick's old niche, minus the anime retardation
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His last 2A directly related video was a month ago. The black kid premediating a stabbing of a white kid in high school who dindu nuthing isn't really a self-defense case but a "hang that nigger right here" spiel.
In his live streams I count 2 2A cases out of the first 20.

I can't believe he thinks that top right head shot looks good enough to keep using. He looks like a drunk hobo eyeing if he can snatch that purse or not.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Branca

This guy may have at one point been a serious person, but these thumbnails are conclusive proof that time has passed.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

 

[Potentially Criminal]

I’m surprised he did that. Anthony Cumia and others have had their accounts put in streaming jail for merely holding a weapon on livestream (recordings are fine as I understand it).

I don't post in here for reasons, but I need to own this.

I'm pretty sure I thought we weren't live yet and just BSing. It was retarded of me to do without making sure.