Nick Contino / Lilly Contino / lillytino / @lillytino_ / Buffalo Grill - The pinnacle of trans entitlement. Foodie streamer. Pronoun critic. "Excuse me, underpaid immigrant staffer, it's ma'am. Tender your resignation immediately. Also there is a sprig of thyme in this drink, I want it remade and brought back."

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stupid frog said:
Please never post correct hair tips, I don't want him to ever find out.
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Thr best he could do is alternate lead singer for white snake.

Each time he starts begging for money or slathering about cake pops he could start singing "Here I go again ". And you can't fucking convince me that AGPs from the 80s went through a hair metal phase to get it out of their system.


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I got u

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How are they even related, Gabe is a specimen. Could stand to work out the legs but still.

Titted Biscuits said:
You can tell he's been reading (very briefly) about the Curly Girl Method because it's something often discussed in beauty forums. I can imagine him seeing the instruction "use a generous amount of curling gel on wet hair" and his male brain registering it as going brute force and dunking his entire head into a barrel of grease.
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It started with black bitches who have an insane amount of hair, which is not surprise as to why he looks like Curly Sue's bald ass dad.
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Hello fellow Lumonians, I'm here to pick up my employee mandated heterosexual kiss. You'll find all the paperwork in order. TeeHee
 
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How is that pug nose profile even justified as "feminisation"? Look how many gorgeous women there are out there with long, hooked or big noses, and no one calls into question their sex. But of course Nick and other TIMs think woman = anime pixar button nose smoll bean. Which is the exact same misogyny that perpetuates those beauty standards for women in the first place.

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TIFs should get their noses inflated, following this logic.

Also it's funny that he chose a photo of him pulling a face and flaring his nostril to demonstrate the "before" when actually his nose looks the exact same head-on as it did before, as you can see in the photo of younger Nick.

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You have got to be kidding me. This is the funniest development that could have happened. They busted his fucking face bones and nothing really changed. Did he just pay to feel pain🤣 They could have paid a radical feminist to kick him in the face 15-20 times and when he wakes up, tell him the surgery went well. The result would be about the same and one woman would have fun.
 
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PurpleEater said:
Nick needed narc supply and did another massive Q&A on Instagram stories. As per usual, I will only document the funniest ones as he did like 30+ of them:
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You're not a fucking lesbian, Nick. You're a straight man with a weird fetish.
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lukescheesycukes said:
What's up with the eyes? Did dude have a mini stroke during surgery?
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They seem to have shaved down his brow ridge and that has a number of risks. It’s very easy to damage the sinuses - that brow bone IS the front wall of the frontal sinus, and you can end up with leaking CSF if it’s breached various spaces.
But it’s also easy to damage the nerves around the eyes, the supra orbital nerves are easily damaged and the facial nerves as well. This can lead to eye damage like eyelid oedema, eyelid drooping, numbness of the face, loss of control if facial muscles, becoming cross-eyed or the eyes going out of alignment.
Your skull is an engineering marvel, it’s packed full of very delicate spaces, structures, nerves and vessels. Anyone who has has a facial injury, extensive dental work, trigeminal neuralgia etc will tell you of the agonising pain and dysfunction that messing with the skull can cause.
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving bloke.
 
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