Nick Contino / Lilly Contino / lillytino / @lillytino_ / Buffalo Grill - The pinnacle of trans entitlement. Foodie streamer. Pronoun critic. "Excuse me, underpaid immigrant staffer, it's ma'am. Tender your resignation immediately. Also there is a sprig of thyme in this drink, I want it remade and brought back."

[Flamin Park]

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This dude spent thousands of dollars to look like he smokes brick weed outside the 7/11

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Good, I hope he's going to spend even more then

 

[Durkadurkadurka]

Did the surgery make his eyes wonky? I swear they've never looked like that before, it looks like the right one is drooping.

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Sue your local Jewish plastic surgeon today, folks.

Yes. Shaving down the Neanderthal brow bone and not pulling the skin taught has left Rocky Dennis here with too much skin hanging. A blepharoplasty is needed. Along with about 530 other surgeries.

 

[Marvin]

This dude spent thousands of dollars to look like he smokes brick weed outside the 7/11

Oh lol holy shit, he really does. That's hilarious.

He looks like a big sublime with rome fan.

 

[PurpleEater]

This boring narcissist.


DO SOMETHING INTERESTING NICK.

 

[Disability Fat]

This boring narcissist.
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DO SOMETHING INTERESTING NICK.

What is wrong with his eye?!

 

[Al Jolson]

This boring narcissist.
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DO SOMETHING INTERESTING NICK.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

His hair disgust me so much. Doesn't he know about volumizing haircare at all? Even a wig will be better than that.

 

[Crunkle]

This boring narcissist.
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DO SOMETHING INTERESTING NICK.

Why does he always look so greasy and wet? He's even started curling his hair down and sticking it to his five head to cover up the Frankenscar on his scalp that makes him look he's escaped a Jigsaw trap.

can he just bully some Guatemalans at a restaurant already

 

[Titted Biscuits]

Why does he always look so greasy and wet?

He had the audacity to share his hair routine, which answers this question:

Nick shows us his hair routine (good GOD that's a lot of product) followed by a toddler outfit of the day:
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[stupid frog]

Please never post correct hair tips, I don't want him to ever find out.

 

[Titted Biscuits]

Please never post correct hair tips, I don't want him to ever find out.

You can tell he's been reading (very briefly) about the Curly Girl Method because it's something often discussed in beauty forums. I can imagine him seeing the instruction "use a generous amount of curling gel on wet hair" and his male brain registering it as going brute force and dunking his entire head into a barrel of grease.

 

[Poonocchio]

This boring narcissist.
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DO SOMETHING INTERESTING NICK.

Holy shit did the surgeon just smash his skull with a hammer with his eyes closed? Why does every part of his face look uneven? His eyebrows are triggering me as well.

 

[PurpleEater]

 

[shrimping]

The only difference I'm seeing is an even bigger AGP smirk

 

[Titted Biscuits]

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Ugh I had a bad feeling he was trying to skinwalk Helly R from Severance, based on his previous outfit choice, and this just confirms it





(For anyone who hasn't watched, Helly is a redhead character who works for a fictional company called Lumon in the show. Nick is wearing a lanyard with the same Lumon logo, for some reason.)

Also, the forehead flattening is always one of the funniest effects of FFS. The shaved down neanderthal brow ridge just makes him look like a conehead.

 

[stupid frog]

You can tell he's been reading (very briefly) about the Curly Girl Method because it's something often discussed in beauty forums. I can imagine him seeing the instruction "use a generous amount of curling gel on wet hair" and his male brain registering it as going brute force and dunking his entire head into a barrel of grease.

lol, he is 100% doing some retarded curly girl method.

 

[monstrous bubo]

His hair disgust me so much. Doesn't he know about volumizing haircare at all? Even a wig will be better than that.

I can’t find it, but ITT there’s a photo of him crossing the street with his brother. Since he’s not in front of his own camera he’s dressed almost normally in pants and with his curls brushed out and in a ponytail. Apart from the advancing Norwood line of death, it looked much more feminine and with way more volume, albeit on a totally male skull. There’s a lot of sympathy for his Guatemalan server victims in this thread, but I’d like to shout out the hairdressers who must touch his lard locks, and the Vietnamese ladies doing his manicures.

 

[stupid frog]

I can’t find it, but ITT there’s a photo of him crossing the street with his brother.

I got u

*EXPOSED* The Contino Brothers Nick and Gabe seen in downtown together:

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[Disability Fat]

I got u

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Mr. Droopy TubeTits