Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

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As much as Tophia can be a repulsive creature of note, this is just…fucking horrific. Nobody deserves to lose family in this way, and, as a few of us have already noted, Brotherchu was the best of the rotten bunch of grapes that was the Slydell family.

I can only hope that Mamachu recovers well, or passes peacefully.
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TBH I feel horrendous for mamachu, the woman is already sick with something with her crazy cough, now this...I will her the best, I insist, the whole family are horrorcows but this situation is horrible
 
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UPDATE: This article I found confirms my suspicions that the car jacker did in fact execute Brotherchu without warning by shooting him in the head through the window. It also contains a statement from Tophiachu herself on being woken up by the gunshot and shattering glass and seeing her brother with a gunshot wound to his head though she is not named. Mamachu's injury and current condition remain unknown.

 
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Prior to this being featured I had no idea any of these people existed. Normally I would feel bad for anyone losing their life over senseless violence but after reading the OP it's clear that none of the people involved had a life to begin with. I still do hope that the criminals responsible for this are caught and punished, but I am thankful that of all the people they could have chosen to victimize, they managed to pick some that no one will miss.

Edit: Apparently the car jacker was killed by a private security guard. I am satisfied with this conclusion as it saves taxpayers a lot of money.
 
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The Cringe Connoisseur said:
UPDATE: This article I found verifies my suspicions that the car jacker did in fact execute Brotherchu without warning by shooting him in the head through the window. It also contains a statement from Tophiachu herself on being woken up by the gunshot and shattering glass and seeing her brother bleeding from his head though she is not named. Mamachu's injury was unspecified.

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Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
Toph is going to grift hard off of this
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CornBogFitz said:
dang. The lolcow known for throwing a pity party for her self going “everything in my 30+ year old life is out of my control feel sorry for me” has something tragic happen legitimately out of her control and worthy of pity happen to her. How will she fuck this up and make people hate her for it?
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^this. It's not a matter of if she'll grift off of this, it's a matter of how hard and for how long.
 
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The Cringe Connoisseur said:
According to the latest report on this story from ABQ Raw Mamachu was "critically injured" rather than simply being in "stable condition" as originally stated. She may very well die too if this is the case given her advanced age and already poor health.

Edit: Added high quality crime scene image and news article for the crowd coming in from the feature.


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Who the actual fuck would carjack that vehicle?
Like, what level of drug-addict lowlife Nigger is dumb enough to target THAT car?
You get infected with autism just from looking at it. No way in hell it was just a "simple carjacking".
 
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Trombonista said:
Papachu was living separately from them, so I don't think the feature is necessary.
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It's more to hammer home just how much shit got dropped on her head in less than a day for the "oomph" factor. This level of chaos hasn't been seen since the liquid chris saga and it would be an impossible burden for a sane person yet alone a lolcow.
 
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The Cringe Connoisseur said:
According to the latest report on this story from ABQ Raw Mamachu was "critically injured" rather than simply being in "stable condition" as originally stated. She may very well die too if this is the case given her advanced age and already poor health.

Edit: Added high quality crime scene image and news article for the crowd coming in from the feature.


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They forgot to title "INfamous" TikTikokers family. But I don't think that the main stream media won't be focus on being accurate now will they?
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Who the actual fuck would carjack that vehicle?
Like, what level of drug-addict lowlife Nigger is dumb enough to target THAT car?
You get infected with autism just from looking at it. No way in hell it was just a "simple carjacking".
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Isn't tophia from California or something? Those frontier states are like a 24 hour GTA V flooded server, for what I know, also be homeless in those states is like a fallout game but with fent instead of radiation
 
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