Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

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It sounds like the car was towed lol
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"[...] and someone put it on the back of a UHaul tailor and jacked it. Mind you, they can't fucking drive it because it will not be driveable unless you the perticular key which [brother chu] had."
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I notice she'll make things up and treat it like it's absolutely real. You can get keys for cars that you don't own and are not the original key for the car. There are even ways to start cars without a key. (even with modern digital cars only it's done with computers) I can't understand why she rumination on this non sense she makes up. It's clearly wrong going off her own life experience, but instead she just wants to rub it in of how unfair everything is and how much of a victim she is to the point of it no longer making any sense. She probably has a depressive disorder considering how illogical and delusional the perceived injustices she's obsessed with are. Most things are 🐂💩, but the things she talks about are so unreal and delusional.

Tophia wants to put one of these cars in storage when they are living out of one car. This is nuts. With what money are going to store these cars? It's just more delusions.

She is a miserable food addict. I see a super morbidly obease arc in her future, if she's not in one now. Who could ever get sick of mash potatoes? Butter + salt. Alaways good. They probably have a microwave there. Just have someone stick it for a minute or two if it's cold. Even if this women lived on her own she'd still not be able to take care of her self. Just more delusional poor me. She has never found a problem that should couldn't make up an exucsue for why it's impossible to fix.

Not selling her food to someone: Can't even do a capitalism to save her life when she's homeless. In Tophia's world all food should be free and she shouldn't have to pay for her Taco Bell and Taco Bell are criminals for charging hungry people for food. "Don't they know we are starving!" She'd say. So delusional.

30 year old women who can't drive. For that alone she should qualify for retard money. Not doesn't want to drive. Not doesn't have a car. But, never learned. That says everything you need to know about here just there.

And finally the real details come out. Brotherchu bought a car that didn't run and it got toed because it was left on someone else's property and they weren't gonna let their property become a junk yard for the Slydells.

ABQ news about the carjacking and murder archived: https://archive.ph/tTnp3

Carjackings and murder: Well if that isn't some Karma that Tophia has brought on her self. All this women does is bitch about how bad her life is and how poor her and her family are on TikTok and she never helps out. She doesn't have a job. Makes up 100 different excuses for why she can't and why it's impossible. She never tried to help her self or her family out all this time she's been complaining about how bad her life is. She could have become a dog walker or done other odd jobs if she didn't want some entry level position is food service, but no. Tophia is too good for that. Criminals always hunt for easy prey. They were just loitering in a parking lot, that's some easy prey. These people have all there stuff with them and they can't go any where, so they are defenseless and helpless. If they had the competency and money maybe they could have rented a plot at a trailer park to park their cars. But no. The city is responsible for finding a safe place for these people to vegetate. The motel that kicked them out couldn't have been too expensive, with the money that Tophia could have brought-in if she had the sense to help out, they might have been able to find another one or possibly gotten into another HUD like they had before. Good things do not come to those who wait. You have to invest in your future if you want good things to come to you. Absolutely an act of Karma.

Now Tophia is on her own, assuming that her mother doesn't make it. I don't wish that, but her mother is not the healthiest women, so her recovery will be hard if she survives. Absolutely tragic. But Tophia will now be forced to pay her own way now that she can't lean on her brother to buy her her BaHa Blast and tacos. All very sad, but predictable.
 
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Buck Broken Chimp said:
Maybe it's the shock speaking but Brotherchu was easily the best member of the chu crew.
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He was at least the most functional: he had a car, a drivers license, and a job. No one else in the family achieved those basic adult milestones. He was also their sole source of income.

His car is going to be impounded as evidence, and none of the other Chus has the wherewithal to figure out how to get it back, so they're all now officially on-the-street homeless.
 
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Sneedotron said:
I knew nothing about these people and felt a bit bad for random poor retards getting shot dead - up until I scrooled through the OP and saw the video where you can hear her brother beating their dog and now I feel pretty good again lmao.
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During (or maybe right before) the hotel saga, Brotherchu stole his ex-girlfriend's dog to punish her. She posted recordings of her begging him to return the dog, and they are upsetting. Not that the ex wasn't also fucked up, and they were both stalking and violent with each other, but she seemed genuinely distraught over her dog. I am sad that a woman lost her son, I can't imagine how she is feeling, but I don't have any sympathy for Brotherchu, he was an asshole.
 
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IAmNotAlpharius said:
A pedo died? Oh good I don’t have to feel bad anymore.
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Personally in all this mess my feels are on mamachu, no mother deserves to lose a son that way, let alone watch him die in front of you, and saw your excuse of a daughter pathetically run away, leaving you alone and injured
 
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IAmNotAlpharius said:
A pedo died? Oh good I don’t have to feel bad anymore.
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If I'm not mistaken, there were messages of him talking to a 15 year-old while pretending to be a 16 year old (while 27). It's a bit retarded because people call Tophiachu a pedophile because she enjoys "teen asian porn", which to anyone that watches porn refers to 18+ not actual teens.

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this is the car they stole
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AN 18 YEAR OLD CHILD YOU SICK FUCK
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cuttysnark said:
He had a giant head
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It was an easy target
Denki Cho 3.0 said:
For people speculating that he's not a pedo, he literally painted FreeDiddy on his car. Both sister and father are PDFfiles

But Honestly, can they do Ash Trevino next. That hoe has it coming.
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I really kind of wish it had been Ash Trevino, she's a worthless cunt.
Irregardless said:
Let this be a warning to all you fuckers who wanna be poor while ugly. Shit's not a joke.
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DONT EVER BE UGLY, KIWIS. FIX YOUR UGLY-ASS FACE.
 
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The Cringe Connoisseur said:
According to the latest report on this story from ABQ Raw Mamachu was "critically injured" rather than simply being in "stable condition" as originally stated. She may very well die too if this is the case given her advanced age and already poor health.

Edit: Added high quality crime scene image and news articles for the crowd coming in from the feature.

This article was made by someone familiar with the infamy of the family and states Mamachu was critically injured and that the car jacker did this after crashing another vehicle. They really were just at the wrong place at the wrong time.


This article contains a statement from an unnamed Tophiachu confirming my suspicions that Brotherchu was suddenly executed while they slept.


Press conference held by the police this morning.


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My question is what retarded nigger looked at this clown vomit, probably actual vomit too, painted car and said "I want dis.. GIBS ME DAT!"
 
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